Sunday, July 27, 2014

Anarchy Wrestling TV #443

-Commentators:  Jonathan Feltner & "The Untouchable" Jeremy Vain.
-New Heavyweight Champion "Wild" Billy Buck vowed to be a fighting champion.
-"The Lethal Dose" Stryknyn d. The Laredo Kid after the spear (4:11).
-Vain interviewed Heavyweight Champion Billy Buck in the ring...Buck said he would give anyone a title shot and that brought out former titleholder Mike Posey.  Vain informed Posey that it was the champ's interview time and asked security guards to remove Posey from the ring.
-Jeremy Foster d. The Vandal with the Crippler Crossface (joined in progress; 4:42 aired).
-Agent/Attorney Jeff G. Bailey enlightened us...with "The Seven-Figure Deal" Ace Rockwell absent, Bailey issued an open challenge on behalf of Se7en...
-"The Deadly Sin" Se7en(w/ Agent/Attorney Jeff G. Bailey, Young Lions' Champion "The Temptation" Shaun Tempers, & "The No-Pain Train" Iceberg) d. Supernatural after a gorilla press Diamond Cutter (1:11).  Se7en added a hanging Diamond Cutter after the match.
-The Urban Assault Squad(Shadow Jackson & Nemesis) d. Tag Team Champions "The Technician" Todd Sexton & "Hit For Hire" Bobby Moore by DQ; Sexton had Nemesis in the Sharpshooter, but Moore blatantly BELTed Shadow outside the ring and that caused the disqualification (12:04 aired).  Shadow & Nemesis dished out some post-match retribution on Moore.
-Next week:  "The Priest Of Punishment" Mikael Judas vs. Iceberg.

ROH + SICW

ROH TV

-Commentators:  Kevin Kelly & Steve Corino.
-Tag Team Champions reDRagon(Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish) d. The Monster Mafia(Ethan Gabriel Owens & Joshua Alexander)(non-title) when O'Reilly pinned Alexander after Chasing The Dragon(brainbuster/head kick combo).
-Moose d. Hakim Zane after a spear.  Veda Scott(w/ Ramone) tried to recruit Moose after the match.
-Bad Influence(Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian) won a four-corner match with The Briscoe Brothers(Jay & Mark), War Machine(Todd Hanson & Raymond Rowe), and The Decade(Roderick Strong & Jimmy Jacobs)(w/ Adam Page & Tadarius Thomas) when Daniels pinned Strong after the Best Moonsault Ever.  Tag Team Champion Bobby Fish did commentary.  The Decade members(joined by B.J. Whitmer) attacked Daniels after the bell, touching off a brawl and sparking tension between the three remaining teams...

SICW Wrestling Explosion

-Commentator:  Larry Matysik(with Joe Garagiola calling the flashback bouts).
-Flashback to March 1962:  Johnny Valentine d. Bill Frazier after a series of bionic elbowsmashes.
-Flashback to March 1962:  Pat O'Connor d. Lorenzo Parente; Parente monkeyflipped O'Connor into a pinning combination but O'Connor rolled through into a sunset flip for the three-count.  Garagiola interviewed O'Connor after the match and O'Connor demonstrated some holds on Garagiola.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Saturday SICW Results From East Carondelet, IL

-The show started with a replaying of part of Larry Matysik's acceptance speech for the National Wrestling Hall Of Fame in Iowa.
-Joker d. "Dead Sexy" Daniel Gunner after a superkick (3:49).
-Outtkast d. J.J. Garrett with the Case Study (4:00).
-Frankie "The Thumper" Wyatt & Waco d. Big Jim Hoffarth in a handicap match; a cheapshot by Waco set up a big clothesline by Wyatt, then Waco tagged in to drop an elbow from the top rope for the victory (5:58).
-"Night Train/Gorgeous/Great One" Gary Jackson & "Dirdey" Jake Dirden d. Flash Flanagan & Ax Allwardt when Jackson rolled up Flanagan (7:33).
-Promoter Herb Simmons interviewed visiting legend Ox Baker about his wrestling career as well as his movie credits.
-Matt Cage d. Bobby D after a jumping leg lariat (5:17).
-Red River Jack(w/ Big Daddy) d. Mallaki Matthews with a Diamond Cutter (2:38).
-"The King Of Chaos" Ricky Cruz d. "The Man Of Tomorrow" Daniel Eads after the second superkick of the match (12:29).
-Heath Hatton d. "Ironman" Ken Kasa(w/ Travis Cook) to win the Classic Title.  Cook interfered a few times and that brought out Red River Jack & Big Daddy.  Each man survived the other's best moves, but Hatton finally caught Kasa in the Crippler Crossface in the middle of the ring.  Cook picked up a chair with the intent to interfere, but Red River Jack & Big Daddy held him at bay and Kasa was finally forced to tap out, making Hatton the fifth SICW Classic Wrestling Champion (19:12)!

Superstars + Smackdown

WWE Superstars

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & Renee Young.
-Adam Rose(w/ Rosebuds) d. Heath Slater(w/ Hornswoggle) with the Party Foul(snapmare driver) (3:00).  The Rosebuds seemed to recruit Hornswoggle during the match.
-Alberto Del Rio d. "R-Truth" Ron Killings via cross-armbreaker (5:16 aired).

WWE Smackdown

-Commentators:  Michael Cole & John Bradshaw Layfield.
-Tag Team Champions Jimmy & Jey Uso d. Ryback & Curtis Axel(non-title); Jimmy switched places with his brother outside the ring and small-packaged Axel for the pin.
-Intercontinental Champion Mike Mizanin hosted MizTV to give his acceptance speech...he talked to his parents(though his mother's favorite wrestler is apparently Roman Reigns), but was interrupted by Bo Dallas and then Dolph Ziggler.  Words turned to fists and we had an impromptu matchup...
-Bo Dallas d. Dolph Ziggler; Miz did commentary and Ziggler teased a superkick on Miz...that brought Miz out of his seat to distract Dolph and Bo got an O'Connor Roll with a handful of tights for the cheap win.  Ziggler superkicked Bo during his victory lap and Miz followed that up by running Ziggler into the ringpost.
-Dean Ambrose d. Antonio Cesaro in a no-DQ match; Seth Rollins got in a cheapshot and Cesaro delivered a superplex onto a pile of chairs in the ring, but Ambrose surprised Cesaro with a small package for the flash pin.  Rollins and Cesaro beat down Ambrose after the match, ending with the Neutralizer and then the advanced curbstomp.
-Paige Knight d. Naomi Night; Cameron Lynn came out to distract Naomi and Paige hit the Ram-Paige(cradle DDT), then made Naomi tap out to the scorpion crosslock.  Cameron went in for some post-match abuse...Naomi fought back but Cameron got the better of the fight.
-Bray Wyatt(w/ Luke Harper & Erick Rowan) d. "R-Truth" Ron Killings after the Sister Abigail.
-Roman Reigns d. Alberto Del Rio with the spear.

Friday, July 25, 2014

Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL + Other Show Results

-Danny Adams, Shane Sabre, & Channing Decker d. Ashley Sixx, John Greed, & Michael Schofield when Adams pinned Schofield after a Codebreaker.
-Johnny Gargano d. A.C.H. by blocking a La Majistral cradle for his own pinning combination.  Gargano said that when he returns to St. Louis Anarchy, he wants a shot at the title.
-Thomas Shire d. Evan Gelistico after a UFO-style spinning torture rack and drop.
-Arik Cannon d. Zakk Sawyers after a hanging neckbreaker.
-Davey Vega d. Christian Rose(w/ Greg Jovi) after the Air Raid Crash.  Vega said that he doesn't ask for much in wrestling, but he wants a title shot at Yuletide Terror.
-The Hooligans(Devin & Mason Cutter) d. The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson) when Mason pinned Matt after the wheelbarrow/second-rope flying DDT double-team finisher.
-Michael Elgin d. Jojo Bravo in another hard-fought matchup; Elgin finally overpowered Jojo and won after the turnbuckle powerbomb and spiral bomb.  Elgin seemed sincere when he shook Jojo's hand this time...but Jojo fell prey to another cheapshot and Elgin punctuated the attack with a huge powerbomb.
-Kyle O'Reilly d. Jeremy Wyatt(w/ Greg Jovi) with a combination cross-armbreaker/legbar.
-Darin Corbin d. Brandon Espinosa(w/ Angelus Layne); the odd stipulation was that Corbin earned the right to marry Espinosa and Layne at the next SLA event.  As a result, Layne seemingly wanted Corbin to win and even interfered against Espinosa a few times...Espinosa nearly won with the frog splash but Layne distracted the referee.  Corbin was able to recover and roll up Espinosa for the pin.
-Dan Walsh & Jordan Lacey d. Alexandre Rudolph & Alex Castle in a bloody double dog collar match.  The brawl went all over the building at times with the collar chains and chairs used as weapons.  Walsh and Lacey finally isolated Rudolph and double-teamed up, choking him out with the chain until the referee called for the bell.
-Gerald James(w/ Dorian Victor) d. Mat Fitchett in a best-of-three-falls tables-ladders-and-chairs match to retain the Heavyweight Title.  Gerald was busted open fairly quickly and the two brawled out of the ring, leading to Gerald hiptossing Fitchett off the steps and right into Victor!  Three tables were destroyed...Fitchett jumped off the stairs to double-stomp James through a table, then later suplexed James over the top rope and through a table.  Fitchett hit an elbowdrop off a ladder with Gerald laid out on the table remnants, but Gerald rebounded by hiptossing Fitchett through a table that was propped up in a corner of the ring.  Gerald scored the first fall after taking Fitchett down off the turnbuckles with a headlock driver onto a chair.  Fitchett managed to stay in the fight, but James surprisingly won in two straight falls after delivering a Michinoku Driver onto the edge of a ladder!  After the bout, Fitchett thanked the fans before leaving his boots in the ring...

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Friday IWA-MS results from Clarksville, IN:

-Kongo Kong won a triple threat match with Shane Mercer and B.J. Whitmer to retain the Heavyweight Title.
-Tripp Cassidy won a nine-way match.
-Mitch Page, John Wayne Murdoch, & Johnny Rotten Sixx d. Josh Crow, Zodiak, & Derek Neal.
-Reed Bentley d. Simon Dean.
-Mistress Burgandi d. Mickie Knuckles in a taped-fist match; Heidi Lovelace was the referee.
-Joseph Schwartz & Randi West d. Team I.O.U.(Nick Iggy & Kerry Awful).
-Suicide Kid d. Mitch Ryder by DQ.
-Ian Rotten d. Josh Crane in a panes-of-glass-and-lighttubes match.

Saturday WLW results from Troy, MO:

-Jon Webb d. Tag Team Champion Michael Magnuson.
-Brian Breaker & Elvis Aliaga d. Ryan Howe & Tyler Cook.
-Harley Race Invitational Tournament:  Superstar Steve Fender d. Tag Team Champion David DeLorean.
-Harley Race Invitational Tournament:  Kyle Roberts d. Jack Gamble.
-Ace Steel won a triple threat match with Dustin Bozworth and Leland Race(C) to win the Heavyweight Title.

Saturday PWG results from Reseda, CA:

-Tommaso Ciampa d. Rocky Romero.
-A.C.H. d. Cedric Alexander.
-The Best Friends(Trent Baretta & Chuck Taylor) d. Michael Elgin & Johnny Gargano.
-Trevor Lee d. Kevin Steen.
-Frankie Kazarian d. Brian Kendrick.
-Roderick Strong d. Adam Cole.
-Kyle O'Reilly d. Chris Hero to retain the Heavyweight Title.
-The World's Cutest Tag Team(Joey Ryan & Candice LeRae) d. The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson) to win the Tag Team Titles.

Saturday Anarchy Wrestling results from Cornelia, GA:

-Corey Hollis d. Chip Day.
-Tommy Penirelli won a Mega Rumble.
-Tommy Penirelli d. C.B. Suave to win the T.V. Title.
-Todd Sexton & Bobby Moore won a three-way dance with The Washington Bullets(Jon & Trey Williams) and The Urban Assault Squad(Shadow Jackson & Nemesis) to retain the Tag Team Titles.
-Slim J won a triple threat match with Ace Rockwell and Shaun Tempers(C) to win the Young Lions' Title.
-B.J. Hancock d. Billy Buck by forfeit(due to injury) to win the Heavyweight Title.
-B.J. Hancock d. Corey Hollis to retain the Heavyweight Title.
-Iceberg & Se7en d. Mikael Judas & Geter in an Anarchy Rules Match.

Sunday ROH results from Laurel, DE:

-Q.T. Marshall d. Mikey Webb.
-Donovan Dijak d. Stokely Hathaway.
-Moose d. Donovan Dijak.
-The Brutal Burgers(Brutal Bob Evans & Cheeseburger) d. Zizou Middoux & Assad King.
-Mark Briscoe d. J. Diesel.
-Team Benchmark(Bill Daly & Will Ferrara) & Matt Sells d. The Painkillers(Jacob & Donnie Hollows) & Johnny Knockout.
-Gauntlet Match:  Tag Team Champion Bobby Fish d. Drew Addler, Fish d. Fox Vinyer, Fish d. Dalton Castle, Papa Briscoe d. Fish by countout.
-Veda Scott & Jenny Rose d. Hania The Huntress & Mandy Leon.
-Jay Briscoe d. T.V. Champion Jay Lethal by DQ.
-The Briscoe Brothers(Jay & Mark), Papa Briscoe, & Moose d. Adam Cole, T.V. Champion Jay Lethal, Tag Team Champion Bobby Fish, & J. Diesel.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Midweek wrestling

TNA XPlosion

-Commentators:  Mike Tenay & Jeremy Borash.
-Gail Kim d. Velvet Sky(w/ Angelina Love) to retain the Women's Title; Velvet tried to block a re-entry sunset flip by holding the rope, but the referee kicked her hand away and Gail completed the pinning combination for the win (5:19 aired).

WWE NXT

-Commentators:  Rich Brennan, Alex Riley, & Renee Young.
-NXT Tag Team Champions The Ascension(Konnor O'Brian & Rick Viktor) d. Johnny Vandal & Aaron Solo (non-title) when Viktor pinned Solo after the Fall Of Man(legsweep/flying European uppercut combo) (2:37).
-Tyler Breeze d. Mojo Rawley with the Beauty Shot(spinning heel kick) (0:34).
-Charlotte Flair d. Summer Rae after the Bow Down To The Queen(low-altitude somersault Cutter) to retain the NXT Women's Title (8:01 aired).
-Sin Cara & Kalisto d. The Vaudevillains("The Artiste" Aiden English & Simon Gotch) when Kalisto pinned Gotch after a sitout Asai DDT (5:57).
-NXT Champion Adrian Neville d. Alexander Rusev(w/ Lana Perry) by DQ(non-title) when Tyler Breeze interfered and crotched Neville on the ropes (4:00).  Rusev locked Neville in the Accolade(camel clutch) after the match.

TNA Impact

-Commentators:  Mike Tenay & Taz.
-Bobby Roode d. Montel Vontavious Porter via Sharpshooter in a falls-count-anywhere match.  Kenny King interfered midway through the bout but Eric Young ran him off.
-Jeff Hardy brought out his brother Matt and they challenged The American Wolves(Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards) to a Tag Team Title match at next week's Destination X special.
-Low-Ki d. D.J. Shiima Xion(w/ Robbie Eckos & Jessie Godderz) via Ki-Krusher(fisherman buster dropped into a Michinoku Driver).
-Brutus Magnus & Bram Cameron d. Ken Anderson & Phil Gunner when Magnus pinned Anderson after the Spineshanker(Protobomb).  Magnus & Bram dished out more abuse after the match...Samuel Shaw tried to help but was beaten down as well.  Abyss finally hit the ring and ran off the British duo.
-X-Division Champion Austin Aries officially challenged Bobby Lashley for the Heavyweight Title at Destination X, forfeiting his championship as part of "Option C".
-Gail Kim fought Taryn Terrell to a no-contest to retain the Women's Title when The Beautiful People(Angelina Love & Velvet Sky) attacked both women.
-The Great Muta(w/ unnamed Wrestle-1 guy) d. Robbie Eckos after the Shining Wizard.  Cowboy James Storm came out to trash-talk Muta, then spit beer in his face and beat him and his cornerman down.  Seiya Senada hit the ring with a chair and Storm backed off...but then Senada hit Muta from behind with the chair.  Senada spit red mist in the face of the cornerman, then hit the moonsault on Muta before leaving with Storm...ladies and gentlemen, we have a heel turn.
-Rhino, Ethan Carter III, & Rockstar Spud d. Team 3-D(Bully Ray & Brother Devon) & Tommy Dreamer in a street fight; the debuting Gene Snitsky and Ezekiel Jackson ran interference, allowing EC3 to pin Dreamer after hitting the One-Percenter(headlocker driver) onto a chair.  Dixie Carter(w/ King Mo) made a grand entrance and the heels dished out a major beatdown to close the show.
-Next week:  Lashley-Aries and Wolves-Hardys.

Comedy Part 515: Hey Guys, It's Open-Mic Night

Location: Hey Guys Comedy
Emcee: Joe "The Animal" Lancey
After: Chad Wallace
Before: Tim Rapp

Tremendous turnout for the Wednesday open-mic show. I became the timekeeper for the show on top of my performance...a good time was had by all. Got in one new joke that will probably need some fine-tuning, but I thought it went over fairly well. This has definitely motivated me to write new jokes and I've got a few new bits in the works...check out future open-mic shows to see how those go. :-D