Sunday, August 28, 2016

Sunday PWR Results From Swansea, IL

-The show started with a ten-bell salute for Mr. Fuji.
-"The Incredible Primal Prodigy" Matt Kenway (Look At Him) d. Kody Krash with the Anaconda Vise (4:39).
-Tyler Colton d. Aaron Solow after a near-ref bump allowed Colton to mule-kick Solow in the groin, then finish with a Northern Lights Bomb (7:34).
-"Risky Business" Everett Connors won a four-corner match with Mike Outlaw, Jojo Bravo, and Jason Roberts; Outlaw hit the Mafia Kick on Roberts, but Jojo broke up the pin and Connors stole the fall on Roberts (5:14).
-Kevin Lee Davidson d. "Absolute" Ricky Starks after the second spinebuster of the match (11:32).
-The Viking War Party("American Viking" Alexandre Rudolph, "Gordiest Viking" Frank Wyatt, & "Littlest Viking" Jake Parnell) fought The Submission Squad(Gary Jay, Evan Gelistico, & Pierre Abernathy) to a double countout (12:28).  Commissioner Sean Orleans demanded that the wrestlers stop fighting; even the two referees were unable to stop the brawl, so Orleans took matters into his own hands with a suicide dive into the middle of the fight!
-Alpha Class("The Millenial" Danny Adams & Paco Gonzalez) d. The Bestiest In The World(Davey Vega & Mat Fitchett); Adams helped Paco block Vega's brainbuster attempt, allowing Paco to counter with a small package for the surprise pin on Vega (11:03).
-IWGP Intercontinental Champion "Unbreakable" Michael Elgin d. MWR Missouri Champion Brandon Espinosa(non-title) with the sitout powerbomb (12:41).

Weekend wrestling


-Commentators:  Kevin Kelly & Matt Taven.
-Keith Lee & Shane Taylor d. War Machine(Todd Hanson & Raymond Rowe); Lee pinned Hanson after Taylor suplexed Hanson into position for Lee's sitout powerbomb (8:55 aired).
-Cheeseburger vs. "The Product" David Starr vs. Joey "Diesel" Daddiego vs. Tough Tim Hughes(w/ Brutal Bob Evans) ended in a no-contest when B.J. Whitmer(who had joined the commentary team) "summoned" Punisher Martinez to destroy all four men (4:11).
-The All Night Express(Kenny King & Rhett Titus) & Caprice Coleman d. Dalton Castle & The Boys(Brandon & Brent Tate); Coleman superplexed Brandon(?) and King & Titus followed up with a guillotine legdrop and frog splash from opposite turnbuckles, leading to Titus getting the pin (7:00 aired).
-The Addiction("The Almighty" Christopher Daniels & "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian) d. IWGP Jr. Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson) to retain the Tag Team Titles; Veda Scott did commentary.  Kamaitachi and The Motor City Machineguns(Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) got involved, but Sabin accidentally hit Matt Jackson with a chair that was meant for Daniels and Kazarian stole the pin on Matt Jackson (8:14 aired).

SICW Wrestling Explosion

-Commentator:  Drew Abbenhaus.
-"The Tokyo Monster" Kahagas(w/ Travis Cook) won a triple threat match with Big Jim Hoffarth and "Night Train/Gorgeous/Great One" Gary Jackson to become the top contender to the Classic Title; Hoffarth avalanched Jackson in the corner while aiming for Kahagas, leading to Kahagas taking advantage with a roundhouse kick to the head of Hoffarth before pinning Jackson.
-Backstage:  "Your Canadian Hero" Sean Vincent hyped SICW's upcoming shows.
-Ron Powers d. Attila Khan(w/ Travis Cook) in a no-DQ match to retain the Classic Title; Khan was left bloody after Powers abused him with chairs and the ticket table. Khan attempted to wedge a garbage can in the turnbuckles, but Powers avalanched him from behind and finished him with an RKO. Chaos erupted post-match as Cook's proteges(Espinosa, Hargas, & Kahagas) stormed the ring to attack Powers; Ron got backup in the form of Ken Kasa and Gary Jackson as they held off the Travis Cook Organization. The show ended with a staredown between Powers and Kahagas, who will face each other for the Classic Title on September 17th.
-Backstage:  Drew interviewed Classic Champion Ron Powers about his upcoming title defense against Kahagas.

TNA X-Travaganza

-Chuck Taylor d. Rockstar Spud.
-Marshe Rockett d. Mark Andrews.
-D.J. Shiima Xion d. Jonathan Gresham.
-Suicide d. David Starr.
-Braxton Sutter d. J.T. Dunn.
-Eddie Edwards d. Caleb Konley.
-Crazzy Steve d. Zenshi(Shynron).
-Trevor Lee & Andrew Everett d. The Bro Mans(Robbie Eckos & Jessie Godderz) in an Ultimate X Match.
-Braxton Sutter won a ladder match with D.J. Shiima Xion, Chuck Taylor, Marshe Rockett, Eddie Edwards, Suicide, and Crazzy Steve.

Saturday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-The Diamond Dogs(Luke Langley & Graham Bell) & Tyler Colton d. Jeff Gant, Tank Engine Tommy, & Kody Krash when Bell pinned Tommy after he and Langley hit a Diamond Cutter/enzuigiri combo (5:04).
-"The Leader Of The Pack" Stephen Wolf d. Jason Roberts with the Blue Thunder Bomb (7:21).
-"The Incredible Primal Prodigy" Matt Kenway (Look At Him) d. Slade Porter with a swinging fisherman suplex (7:14).
-Bragging Rights Match:  Aaron Solow d. Jojo Bravo with the Fujiwara armbar (8:17).  (Team Stone 25, Team Gary Jay 10)
-Dangerous Deveroux & Orange Lazarus(w/ Greg Jovi & company) d. Team I.O.U.("The Down-South Dandy" Nick Iggy & "The Music City Mutt" Kerry Awful); Lazarus pinned Awful when Deveroux broke up a piledriver attempt with a flying neckbreaker, allowing Lazarus to get the jackknife cradle pinfall (12:20).
-Bragging Rights Match:  Aaron Epic d. "The Lone Star" Curt Stallion with a Canadian Destroyer (8:25).  (Team Stone 30, Team Gary Jay 10)
-Bragging Rights Match:  Gary Jay d. "Do Or Die" Chip Day after a roaring elbow (17:04).  (Team Stone 30, Team Gary Jay 15)
-"Absolute" Ricky Starks d. Slade Sludge with the Angel's Wings (10:24).  After the match, he asked "the boys" to come out to the ring and proclaimed that he did it all for the fans and had given the rub to up-and-coming talents like Sludge.  He said he would miss the fans of St. Louis Anarchy before finishing by saying "see you next month!"...several wrestlers carried him from ringside with "Leave The Memories Alone" playing over the sound system.
-Tag Team Champions Roscoe Eat Lisa("Zesty" Zakk Sawyers & "The Big Mustache On Campus" Mikey McFinnegan) & Austin Blackburn d. The Cause(Evan Gelistico, Danny Adams, & Everett Connors) when R.E.L. helped Blackburn counter a powerbomb attempt by Gelistico into a rana pin (17:11).
-Bragging Rights Match:  "The Guvnor" Martin Stone d. "The Ace Of Anarchy" Davey Vega by knockout after multiple headbutts and then forearms to the back of the head as Vega was grounded on the mat (21:54).  (Team Stone 50, Team Gary Jay 15).
-Mat Fitchett d. Paco Gonzalez after the third torture-rack Go 2 Sleep of the match to retain the Heavyweight Title (13:03).

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Main Event + Superstars

WWE Main Event

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & David Otunga.
-Erick Rowan d. Rhyno with the full nelson slam (4:22).
-The Hype Bros(Zack Ryder & Mojo Rawley) d. The Vaudevillains(Aiden English & Simon Gotch) when Ryder pinned English after the Hype Ryder(Mojo boost into Ryder second-rope Rough Ryder) (4:15 aired).

WWE Superstars

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & Corey Graves.
-Jack Swagger d. Jinder Mahal with the Patriot Lock(anklelock) (4:11).
-The Golden Truth(Goldust & "R-Truth" Ron Killings) d. Curtis Axel & Bo Dallas; Golden Truth hit Axel with a powerbomb/Eye Of The Hurricane combo and R-Truth got the pin with a jackknife cradle (6:46 aired).

Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL + Other Show Results

-The Diamond Dogs(Luke Langley & Graham Bell) d. Jeff Gant & "The Incredible Primal Prodigy" Matt Kenway (Look At Him) when Bell pinned Gant after a Codebreaker/top-rope double-stomp combo (6:34).
-The scoring system for the Bragging Rights series:  Five points for a pinfall win, ten points for a submission win, and twenty points for a knockout win.
-Jason Roberts d. "Absolute" Ricky Starks via sunset flip (0:38).  Starks was stunned by the quick loss and said he wanted to give the fans something extra, so he challenged Roberts to an immediate rematch.
-"Absolute" Ricky Starks d. Jason Roberts with a Rock Bottom (5:04).
-Bragging Rights Match:  Aaron Solow d. "The Lone Star" Curt Stallion(subbing for Trik Davis) with a Fujiwara armbar (7:20).  (Team Stone 10, Team Gary Jay 0)
-Paco Gonzalez won a four-corner match with Kevin Lee Davidson, Slade Porter, and Slade Sludge when he pinned Sludge after a Death Valley Driver (5:15).  Afterwards, Paco vowed to win the Heavyweight Title at tomorrow night's show.
-Bragging Rights Match:  Jojo Bravo(now sporting face paint and a more serious demeanor) d. Aaron Epic with the Samura Driver(cross-legged fisherman driver) (7:21).  (Team Stone 10, Team Gary Jay 5)
-Bragging Rights Match:  "The Guvnor" Martin Stone d. Gary Jay after a step-up headbutt (22:30).  (Team Stone 15, Team Gary Jay 5)
-"The Leader Of The Pack" Stephen Wolf d. Austin Blackburn(w/ Evan Gelistico, Danny Adams, & Everett Connors) when The Cause members abandoned Blackburn for refusing to use the Rulebook as a weapon; Wolf capitalized on the distraction with the Blue Thunder Bomb for the win (9:46).
-Team I.O.U.("The Down-South Dandy" Nick Iggy & "The Music City Mutt" Kerry Awful) d. Danny Adams & Everett Connors(w/ Evan Gelistico & Austin Blackburn); Iggy pinned Adams after he and Awful hit the Carnie Stomp(Awful boost of Iggy into an advanced curbstomp) (12:13).
-After the match, Greg Jovi led a squad of masked wrestlers into the ring to beat down Iggy & Awful:  Makaze, Bahamut, Rebelucha, Dangerous Deveroux, Dash Rando, Orange Lazarus, Super Electro, and Intrepidus (along with another electricity-themed masked guy).  Jovi vowed that "the end" had arrived for St. Louis Anarchy.
-Bragging Rights Match:  "Ace Of Anarchy" Davey Vega d. "Do Or Die" Chip Day with a victory roll (11:44).  (Team Stone 15, Team Gary Jay 10)
-Roscoe Eat Lisa("Zesty" Zakk Sawyers & "The Big Mustache On Campus" Mikey McFinnegan) d. The Cause(Evan Gelistico & Adam Caster)(w/ Danny Adams & Everett Connors) to win the Tag Team Titles.  Austin Blackburn started the match as the referee but called it down the middle despite his Cause allegiance...he was taken out of the match by an accidental kick from Sawyers at one point, leading to Brandon Tolle taking over the officiating.  Later in the match, the outside members of The Cause pulled Tolle out of the ring to avert a sure three-count in favor of the challengers, leading Tolle to personally eject Adams & Connors from ringside.  McFinnegan delivered a Code Red on Gelistico and Blackburn ran back into the ring to make the three-count (16:55).
-Mat Fitchett d. "Dirdey" Jake Dirden to retain the Heavyweight Title.  Despite a huge disadvantage in size and power, Fitchett was able to turn the tide with his speed and agility...also surprising the big man with a couple of released German suplexes.  Fitchett scored the hard-fought victory after two flying knee strikes (17:05)...but he had no time to rest as he was immediately confronted by Paco.  The two exchanged words until Paco dropped the champion with a superkick, sending a message before their title match at tomorrow night's show!


Saturday CCW results from Cape Girardeau, MO (credit to Jared Smith):

-Tony Kozina d. C.J. Shine.
-Dale Wylde d. B.T. Daramola.
-Hollis Giroux d. Sarge O'Riley.
-Diamond doll d. Li'l Bit.
-Brandon Espinosa d. Farmer Billy Hills to retain the MWR Missouri Title.
-Brandon Barbwire d. Jake Dirden to retain the Heavyweight Title.
-Ricochet d. Austin Lane.

Saturday ROH results from Brooklyn, NY:

-Leon St. Giovanni & Shaheem Ali d. Joey Daddiego & ?.
-Taeler Hendrix d. Deonna Purrazzo.
-IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Champion Yujiro Kushida d. Dalton Castle(non-title).
-Bobby Fish d. Takaaki "EVIL" Watanabe to retain the T.V. Title.
-Michael Elgin d. Donovan Dijak to retain the IWGP Intercontinental Title.
-Tag Team Title Gauntlet Match:  Toru Yano & Gedo d. Leon St. Giovanni & Shaheem Ali; Yano & Gedo d. Cheeseburger & Will Ferrara; The All Night Express(Kenny King & Rhett Titus) d. Yano & Gedo; War Machine(Todd Hanson & Raymond Rowe) d. The All Night Express; IWGP Tag Team Champions The Briscoe Brothers(Jay & Mark) d. War Machine; The Addiction(Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian)(C) d. The Briscoe Brothers.
-IWGP Jr. Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson), Adam Page, & Yujiro Takahashi d. A.C.H., The Motor City Machineguns(Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley), & Lio Rush.
-Kyle O'Reilly d. NEVER Openweight Champion Katsuyori Shibata in a non-title match.
-Adam Cole won a four-corner match with Hiroshi Tanahashi, Tetsuya Naito, and Jay Lethal to retain the Heavyweight Title.

Saturday WWW results from Cornelia, GA:

-Adryan Hawkins d. Trever Aeon.
-Elijah Evans IV d. Supernatural.
-The Lynch Mob(Matt & Joey Lynch) & The Baniac d. The Get Along Gang(C.B. Suave, Gil Quest, & Marko Polo)
-Cyrus The Destroyer d. Damien Bennett.
-Aja Perera d. Jessica Leigh.
-Billy Buck d. Slim J.
-Gunner Miller d. Stryknyn to win the Heavyweight Title.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

TNA Impact

-Commentators:  Josh Mathews & D'Angelo Dinero.
-Mike Bennett won a battle royal for the next shot at Heavyweight Champion Bobby Lashley(who did commentary for the match).  Eliminations:  Baron Dax by Basile Baraka, Mahabali Shera by Moose, Robbie Eckos by Baraka, Baraka by Moose, Grado by Eli Drake, Drake by Eddie Edwards, Jessie Godderz by Moose, and Edwards and Moose at the same time by Bennett (9:38 aired).
-Tag Team Champion Abyss(w/ Crazzy Steve & Rosemary Rush) d. Jeff Hardy^H^H^HBrother Nero(w/ Matt Hardy) with the Blackhole Slam after Rosemary blinded Jeff with green mist behind the referee's back (6:15 aired).
-Allie Dennis won a five-way no-DQ match with Sienna Kay(C)(w/ Maria Kanellis-Bennett), Mia "Jade" Yim, Marti Belle, and Madison Rayne to win the Women's Title.  Jade took out Rayne with the package piledriver and Allie tried to stop Marti from using her police baton, but accidentally hit Sienna with it.  Marti hit Allie with the baton, but Allie fell on top of Madison for the pin as Jade took out Marti (4:24).
-Ethan Carter III d. Drew Galloway by countering the Future Shock(double-underhook DDT) with a jackknife cradle (12:35 aired); Aron Rex was the special guest referee.  Afterwards, Drew snapped and attacked Rex, laying him out by repeatedly ramming his head into the ring steps.

Comedy Part 721: Hey Guys, It's PB Classic

Location:  Hey Guys Comedy
Emcee:  Will O'Donnell
After:  Nathan Orton
Before:  Josh Schwartzkopf

I've had two longer sets this week, so the following open-mic was usually spent trying to do jokes that I hadn't done in the longer performances.  This was a night of dusting off older material...some of it worked fairly well, other jokes were better off left in the dark corners of my notebook.  I feel like I've learned a lot this week in building my feature-length set and hopefully I will be able to fill that role in the near future.  We had a fun audience tonight and hopefully the club can build a following for open-mic over the next few weeks.