Sunday, April 6, 2014

WWE WrestleMania XXX

-Jimmy & Jey Uso won a four-way dance with Ryback & Curtis Axel, Los Matadores(Fernando & Diego)(w/ El Torito), and The Real Americans(Antonio Cesaro & Jack Swagger)(w/ Zeb Colter).  Swagger made Fernando tap out to the Patriot Lock(anklelock) for the first elimination; Cesaro pinned Ryback after the Neutralizer to eliminate "Rybaxel".  The Usos got the final fall after the Usos hit stereo top-rope splashes off opposite turnbuckles onto Cesaro, leading to Jey getting the pin.  Swagger snapped and Patriot-Locked his partner after the match; Zeb got them to shake hands but Cesaro took Swagger down into the giant swing...ladies and gentlemen, we have a face turn.
-The show started with Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, and The Rock all in the ring at the same time...don't see that every day.
-Daniel Bryan d. Triple H(w/ Stephanie McMahon-Helmesly) after the flying knee strike.  HHH destroyed Bryan's arm with a chair after the match.
-The Shield(U.S. Champion Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, & Seth Rollins) d. Kane & The New Age Outlaws(Road Dog & Billy Gunn); Rollins pinned Gunn after he and Ambrose boosted both Outlaws up into a double spike powerbomb with Reigns.
-Antonio Cesaro won the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal, last eliminating The Big Show by literally bodyslamming him over the ropes.  Other participants:  Sheamus O'Shaunessy, Alberto Del Rio, Yoshi Tatsu, Brad Maddox, The Great Khali, Brodus Clay, Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal, Zack Ryder, Darren Young, Mark Henry, Rey Misterio Jr., Dolph Ziggler, Titus O'Neil, Santino Marella, Mike Mizanin, Daniel Sandow, Intercontinental Champion Big E Langston, Johnny Fandango, Sin Cara, David Otunga, Justin Gabriel, Goldust, Cody Rhodes, "R-Truth" Ron Killings, Tyson Kidd, Xavier Woods, and Kofi Kingston.
-John Cena d. Bray Wyatt(w/ Luke Harper & Erick Rowan) after the second F-U of the match.
-Brock Lesnar(w/ Paul Heyman) d. The Undertaker after the third F-5 of the match...I never thought I'd see the day, but "The Streak" has ended.
-A.J. Lee won a fourteen-way match with Natalya Neidhart, Naomi Night, Cameron Lynn, Layla El, Alicia Fox, Aksana Raudoniene, Emma Tayla, Summer Rae, Tamina Snuka, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Rosa Mendes, and Eva Marie to retain the Women's Title when she made Naomi tap out to the Black Widow.  Smackdown General Manager Vickie Guerrero watched the match from ringside.
-Mean Gene Okerlund did a backstage segment with the participants in the WrestleMania I main event:  Hulk Hogan, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Paul Orndorff(sporting quite the mustache these days), and Mr. T.
-Daniel Bryan won a triple threat match with Randy Orton(C) and Batista to win the WWE Title.  Triple H and Stephanie came out to ringside and HHH pulled out the referee as Bryan had Orton in the Yes Lock, then sent in Scott Armstrong when Batista hit the Demon Bomb on Bryan...for two.  Bryan kicked Armstrong out of the ring and took out HHH, Armstrong, AND Stephanie with a suicide dive.  Batista and Orton took out Bryan with a Demon Bomb/reverse RKO through the Spanish announce table and Bryan was put on a stretcher but he fought his way back into the match.  He took out both opponents with flying knee strikers and finally got Batista to tap out to the Yes Lock...Daniel Bryan is the new WWE Champion!

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