Friday, September 30, 2016

Show results

Friday ROH results from Boston, MA:

-Silas Young won a triple threat match with Takaaki "Evil" Watanabe and Will Ferrara.
-Bobby Fish d. Donovan Dijak to retain the T.V. Title.
-Colt Cabana & Dalton Castle won a four-corner match with War Machine(Todd Hanson & Raymond Rowe), Keith Lee & Shane Taylor, and The All Night Express(Kenny King & Rhett Titus).
-Dragon Lee d. Kamaitachi.
-Kyle O'Reilly d. "Hangman" Adam Page.
-Six-Man Tag Team Title Tournament:  Yujiro Kushida, A.C.H., & Jay White d. IWGP Tag Team Champions The Briscoe Brothers(Jay & Mark) & Toru Yano.
-Jay Lethal d. IWGP Intercontinental Champion Tetsuya Naito (non-title).
-Adam Cole d. Michael Elgin to retain the Heavyweight Title.
-IWGP Jr. Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson) won a three-way ladder match with The Addiction(Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian(C) and The Motor City Machineguns(Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) to win the Tag Team Titles.

Saturday WLW results from Troy, MO:

-Kyle Roberts d. Jayden Fenix by DQ.
-Brian Breaker d. Rex Fults.
-Lucy Mendez d. Stacey O'Brien to win the Women's Title.
-Jayden Fenix d. Leland Race.
-Jr. Heavyweight Champion Jon Webb d. Brian Breaker in a non-title match.

Saturday ROH results from Lowell, MA:

-Kamaitachi d. Sho Tanaka.
-War Machine(Todd Hanson & Raymond Rowe) d. Keith Lee & Shane Taylor.
-Six-Man Tag Team Title Tournament:  The All Night Express(Kenny King & Rhett Titus) & Caprice Coleman d. Jason Kincaid, Leon St. Giovanni, & Shaheem Ali.
-Jay Lethal d. Silas Young.
-Colt Cabana & Dalton Castle d. The Tempura Boys(Sho Tanaka & Yohei Komatsu).
-Kyle O'Reilly d. Jonathan Gresham.
-Damien Martinez & B.J. Whitmer d. Cheeseburger & Will Ferrara.
-Tetsuya Naito & Takaaki "Evil" Watanabe d. The Motor City Machineguns(Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley).
-Sumie Sakai d. Taeler Hendrix.
-Donovan Dijak d. Danny Miles.
-IWGP Tag Team Champions The Briscoe Brothers(Jay & Mark) d. Adam Cole & "Hangman" Adam Page by DQ.
-Six-Man Tag Team Title Tournament:  Yujiro Kushida, A.C.H., & Jay White d. The All Night Express(Kenny King & Rhett Titus) & Caprice Coleman.
-Michael Elgin d. Toru Yano.
-Dragon Lee d. T.V. Champion Bobby Fish in a non-title match.
-Six-Man Tag Team Title Tournament:  Matt Taven & The New Kingdom(T.K. O'Ryan & Vinny Marseglia) d. Adam Cole & ROH Tag Team Champions/IWGP Jr. Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson).

Saturday Stride Pro Wrestling results from Marion, IL:

-Daniel Eads d. Brian Richardson.
-Red Daniels d. Josh Plumlee.
-Steven Davis d. The Boys 'N' The Hood(Dalton Diamond & Cash Borden) in a handicap match.
-Kyle Pipher d. Frank Edwards.
-Heavyweight Champion Ax Allwardt & Heath Hatton fought Chris Hargas & Roger Matheus to a double countout.
-Jay Spade d. Jake Capone.
-Tony Flood d. Farmer Billy Hills.

Superstars + WWW + NJPW

WWE Superstars

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & Corey Graves.
-Sami Zayn d. Curtis Axel with the Helluva Kick (4:38).
-Adrian Neville d. Jinder Mahal after the Red Arrow(corkscrew shooting star press) (7:56 aired).

Why We Wrestle TV Episode 1

-Commentators:  Jonathan Feltner & Michael Gentry.
-Nemesis made his way to the ring and called Jacob Ashworth out to join him; in a previous match, Nemesis had won the right to make Jacob his "slave".  As the National Anthem played to start the show, Nemesis took a knee(a la Colin Kaepernick) and ordered Ashworth to do the same.  Jacob refused and decked Nemesis, sparking a brawl that had to be broken up by the other wrestlers.  Commissioner Dany Only finally restored order and the Anthem was played uninterrupted.
-Trever Aeon d. Adryan Hawkins in a best-of-three-falls match.  Aeon won the first fall with a quick small package (0:41).  Hawkins evened the store after a swinging Tomakazi (3:45).  Aeon scored the deciding fall by countering a flying move off the top rope into a mid-air DDT (10:14).
-Odinson d. Bobby Moore after a spinning F-5 (6:54).
-The Monarchy(Prince Apollo & Black Baron) d. Billy Buck & James Drake to retain the Tag Team Titles; Apollo hit Drake with a low blow behind the referee's back, then planted him with a Paydirt and made him tap out to the Koji Clutch (13:24).

NJPW On AXS

-Commentators:  Jim Ross & Josh Barnett.
-Shinsuke Nakamura d. A.J. Styles with the Boma Ye(flying knee strike) to retain the IWGP Intercontinental Title.
-Yujiro Kushida(w/ Ryusuke Taguchi) d. Kenny Omega(w/ Young Bucks Matt & Nick Jackson) by countering the One-Winged Angel into a modified small package to win the IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Title.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Impact + Main Event

TNA Impact

-Commentators:  Josh Mathews & D'Angelo Dinero.
-D.J. Shiima Xion d. Eddie Edwards with the ZDT(jumping DDT) to retain the X-Division Title (5:32).  Trevor Lee & Andrew Everett attacked both men afterwards.
-Laurel Van Ness(w/ Allie Dennis) d. Madison Rayne after an advanced curbstomp (3:58).
-Reby Sky-Hardy(w/ Matt & Jeff^H^H^HBrother Nero Hardy) d. Rosemary Rush(w/ Tag Team Champions Abyss & Crazzy Steve) by DQ when Rosemary spit green mist in Reby's face (3:09).  Everyone fought afterwards, ending with Rosemary hitting Reby with a Side Effect off the ring apron and through a table.
-Heavyweight Champion Bobby Lashley, Drew Galloway, Mike Bennett, & Women's Champion Maria Kanellis-Bennett d. Ethan Carter III, Aron Rex, Moose, & Gail Kim in a Lethal Lockdown Match.  Order of entry:  EC3 & Bennett, Galloway, Rex, Lashley, Moose, Maria(who stood outside the cage rather than enter the ring), and Gail(who chased Maria around the ring and back to the dressing room area).  Lashley won the match for his team by forcing EC3 to pass out to a head-and-arm guillotine hold (19:58 aired).

WWE Main Event

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & David Otunga.
-Apollo Crews d. Tyler Breeze with the delayed Blue Thunder Bomb (8:35 aired).
-Kane d. Baron Corbin by DQ when Corbin hit Kane in the leg with a chair (7:32 aired).  Kane attempted a post-match chokeslam but Corbin escaped from his grasp and retreated from the ring.

NXT + LU

WWE NXT

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & Corey Graves.
-General Manager S. William Regal announced the second annual Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic Tournament...woo.  The finals will take place at NXT Takeover Toronto and the first-round matches will start on next week's show.
-Tye Dillinger d. Angelo Dawkins with the Tye Breaker(Death Valley Driver onto the knee) (2:24).  After the match, Bobby Roode came out and said he was impressed by Dillinger's performance...he was looking for a partner for the Dusty Classic and the team he had in mind was "Perfectly Glorious".  They shook hands and the partnership was formed.
-Backstage:  Charly Caruso interviewed Hideo Itami about his match with Lince Dorado...Itami said that Dorado was a great competitor and had heart, unlike Austin Aries.
-NXT Tag Team Champions The Revival(Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder) vs. The Ealy Brothers(Gabriel & Uriel)(non-title) never started as Samoa Joe stormed the ring to attack the Ealys.  Joe sent a message to Regal that the beatings would continue until his decisiveness improved...he wanted NXT Champion Shinsuke Nakamura or he wanted "his" championship.
-Debuting next week:  Dan Matha.
-Ember Moon d. Mandy Rose with the Eclipse(flying Stone Cold Stunner off the top rope) (3:07).
-Backstage:  Dasha Fuentes interviewed Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano about their issues with The Revival...they said the Dusty Classic held special meaning for them since that was their first experience in NXT.  They plan to win this year and then capture the NXT Tag Team Titles.
-Coming soon:  Sanity.
-The Authors Of Pain(Akam Dhinsa & Rezar Selmani)(w/ Paul Ellering) d. Jesus Yurnet & Jonathan Cruz when Akam pinned Yurnet after the Authors hit the Russian legsweep/lariat combo (1:19).
-Backstage:  Charly interviewed Regal about Nakamura's status...Regal said Nakamura is a bit "different" and difficult to contact, so he doesn't know much about his situation.  When the topic turned to the Dusty Classic, Wesley Blake & Buddy Murphy threw their hats into the ring...but they couldn't even get through THAT without arguing.
-NXT Women's Champion Asuka Urai d. Liv Morgan(non-title) with a double-armbar submission hold (0:55).  After the match, Cathy Kelley interviewed Asuka, who reiterated that "Nobody is ready for Asuka!"
-Next week in the Dusty Classic:  The Revival vs. Cedric Alexander & Andrade Almas.
-Hideo Itami d. Lince Dorado via Go 2 Sleep (6:55 aired).  Afterwards, Austin Aries attacked Itami from behind...Itami attempted to turn the tide, but Aries escaped from the ring before he could strike back.

Lucha Underground Season 3 Episode 4

-Commentators:  Matt Striker & Vampiro.
-Backstage:  Promoter Dario Cueto crossed paths with Gift Of The Gods Champion Sexy Star...he asked if she was concerned about her friend Willie Mack being destroyed by Heavyweight Champion Matanza Cueto last week.  She said she would never be afraid again...but Dario noted that she had not yet chosen to cash in her title for a shot at Matanza.  He told her that she would be teaming up with Trios Champions Fenix, Drago, & Aero Star tonight against the Worldwide Underground foursome of Johnny Mundo, Jack Evans, P.J. Black, & Taya Valkyrie...as Cueto left, Mundo entered the scene and "formally introduced" himself to Sexy Star as the next Gift Of The Gods Champion.  She was decidedly unimpressed.
-Prince Puma d. El Siniestro De La Muerte with the Flatliner after fending off an attempt at interference by Mil Muertes(w/ Catrina Perez) (4:50).  After the bell, Puma attacked Mil with a suicide dive, kicking off another brawl between the two until Catrina called off her man.
-Backstage in Dario Cueto's office:  Cortez Castro entered the promoter's office and Dario greeted him with a hug...saying that he was sorry about what happened to "Francisco"(Mr. Cisco) and he hoped that they could find the real killer.  Castro turned to leave, but he heard the ring announcer introduce him for the next match...
-Pentagon Dark d. Cortez Castro after the package piledriver (1:09).  Afterwards, Pentagon snapped Castro's arm with the armbar/hammerlock combo.  Pentagon vowed that whoever won between Dragon Azteca Jr. or Chavo Guerrero Jr. would suffer broken bones at his hands.
-Johnny Mundo, Jack Evans, P.J. Black, & Taya Valkyrie d. Gift Of The Gods Champion Sexy Star & Trios Champions Fenix, Drago, & Aero Star; Evans pinned Sexy Star with a bridging backslide after Mundo stunned her with a superkick (8:53).
-Backstage:  Mil and Catrina stood over a kneeling Siniestro...Catrina said that he had failed them for the last time and she snapped Siniestro's neck, telling Mil to do the same thing to Prince Puma.
-Dragon Azteca Jr. d. Chavo Guerrero Jr.; Rey Misterio Jr. was the special guest referee.  Chavo picked a fight with Rey, leading to Azteca getting the three-count with a spinning rana into a pinning combination (7:01).  Rey got some post-match retribution with a 619 on Chavo.
-Elsewhere:  Black Lotus said that she was sending her "triad" to destroy Pentagon Dark and avenge her broken arm from Ultima Lucha Dos...

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Comedy Part 727: So I May Finally Be Getting A Job...

Location:  Corner Keg Pub (Highland, IL)
Emcee:  Joe "The Animal" Lancey
After:  Josh Freeman
Before:  Jay Avery
Headliner:  Luke Schneider

It was good to get out of the house...Joe had set up a showcase for the monthly comedy show in Highland(fourth Wednesday of every month!), so I asked about getting some stage time.  A couple of friends from Highland were able to attend...I normally don't see them outside of the local rasslin shows.  I'm not sure how much time I did, but it was a longer set than usual and I was able to try out some new lines...some of which were based on true stories, I shall say.  The fact that it turned out to be a paid gig was a nice perk...it was also cool to see two guys I hadn't seen on stage before in Jay and Luke.  The job situation seems to have turned a corner, so hopefully I'll have good news in that regard in the near future...how it'll affect my overall schedule remains to be seen.  I am on the list for Helium next Tuesday, at any rate...

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

WWE Smackdown + This Week In Wrestling

-Commentators:  Mauro Ranallo, David Otunga, & John Bradshaw Layfield.
-Jimmy & Jey Uso & The Ascension(Konnor O'Brien & Rick Viktor) d. Tag Team Champions Rhyno & Heath Slater & American Alpha(Jason Jordan & Chad Gable) when Jimmy made Slater tap out to the trapped-arm half-crab (6:10 aired).
-Natalya Neidhart & Carmella Van Damme d. Nikki Bella & Naomi Night when Carmella pinned Nikki with a modified rollup (6:33 aired).
-Smackdown Women's Champion Becky Lynch's match never happened as Alexa Bliss attacked her in the aisleway.
-A.J. Styles d. Dean Ambrose to retain the WWE Title; John Cena did commentary.  Styles took a cheapshot at Cena, triggering Cena to rush the ring; the referee stopped him and was late on the count as Ambrose had Styles pinned with an O'Connor Roll.  A.J. kicked out of that predicament, but Ambrose was furious and attacked Cena at ringside; that led to Styles getting Ambrose in his own O'Connor Roll and getting the three-count with a handful of denim (14:17 aired).  Cena and Ambrose had a post-match confrontation and Cena dropped both Ambrose and Styles with F-Us to close the show.

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WWE(www.wwe.com)

Main Event this week has:
-Kane vs. Baron Corbin
-Apollo Crews vs. Tyler Breeze

NXT this week has:
-Hideo Itami vs. Lince Dorado
-Asuka Urai vs. Liv Morgan - NXT Women's Title
-Ember Moon vs. Mandy Rose
-The Revival(Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder) vs. The Ealy Brothers(Gabriel & Uriel)
-Tye Dillinger vs. Angelo Dawkins
-In action:  The Authors Of Pain(Akam Dhinsa & Rezar Selmani)

Superstars this week has:
-Sami Zayn vs. Curtis Axel
-Adrian Neville vs. Jinder Mahal

No Mercy is on Sunday 10/9:
-A.J. Styles vs. John Cena vs. Dean Ambrose - WWE Title
-Mike Mizanin vs. Dolph Ziggler - Intercontinental Title vs. Ziggler's Career
-Rhyno & Heath Slater vs. Jimmy & Jey Uso - Smackdown Tag Team Titles
-Becky Lynch vs. Alexa Bliss - Smackdown Women's Title

Hell In A Cell is on Sunday 10/30.

TNA(www.tnawrestling.com)

Impact on Thursday has:
-Ethan Carter III, Moose, Aron Rex, & Gail Kim vs. Bobby Lashley, Mike Bennett, Drew Galloway, & Maria Kanellis-Bennett - Lethal Lockdown Match
-D.J. Shiima Xion vs. Eddie Edwards - X-Division Title
-Reby Sky-Hardy vs. Rosemary Rush
-Madison Rayne vs. Laurel Vanness

Bound For Glory is on Sunday 10/2:
-Bobby Lashley vs. Ethan Carter III - Heavyweight Title
-Aron Rex vs. Drew Galloway - Grand Championship Tournament Final
-The Decay(Abyss & Crazzy Steve) vs. The Hardy Boys(Matt & Jeff) - Tag Team Titles
-Maria Kanellis-Bennett vs. Gail Kim - Women's Title
-Moose vs. Mike Bennett
-Bound For Gold Gauntlet:  Tyrus Clay, Robbie Eckos, Jessie Godderz, Basile Baraka, Baron Dax

RING OF HONOR(www.rohwrestling.com)

ROH TV this week has:
-Michael Elgin vs. Donovan Dijak - IWGP Intercontinental Title
-Bobby Fish vs. Takaaki "EVIL" Watanabe - T.V. Title
-A.C.H., The Motor City Machineguns(Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley), & Lio Rush vs. The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson), Adam Page, & Yujiro Takahashi

Next show is Friday 9/30 in Lowell, MA:
-Adam Cole vs. Michael Elgin - Heavyweight Title
-The Addiction(Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian) vs. The Motor City Machineguns(Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs. The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson) - Tag Team Titles - Ladder Match
-Bobby Fish vs. Donovan Dijak - T.V. Title
-Jay Lethal vs. Tetsuya Naito
-Dragon Lee vs. Kamaitachi
-A.C.H., Lio Rush, & Jay White vs. The Briscoe Brothers(Jay & Mark) & Toru Yano - Six-Man Tag Team Title Tournament

ROH has a show on Saturday 10/1 in Lowell, MA.

NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING(www.njpw.co.jp/english)

This Friday's episode of World Pro Wrestling has:
-Kenny Omega vs. Yujiro Kushida

King Of Pro Wrestling is on Monday 10/10:

-Kazuchika Okada vs. Naomichi Marufuji - IWGP Heavyweight Title
-Kenny Omega vs. Hirooki Goto - Tokyo Dome Right To Challenge Briefcase
-Katsuyori Shibata vs. Kyle O'Reilly - NEVER Openweight Title
-Jay Lethal, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Michael Elgin, & Yujiro Kushida vs. Tetsuya Naito, Takaaki "EVIL" Watanabe, Bushi, & Seiya Senada)
-The Briscoe Brothers(Jay & Mark) vs. The Guerrillas Of Destiny(Tama Tonga & Tanga Roa) - Tag Team Titles
-The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson) vs. Ricochet & David Finlay - Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Titles
-Yuji Nagata, Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima, & Manabu Nakanishi vs. Go Shiozaki, Katsuhiko Nakajima, Masa Kitamiya, & Maybach Taniguchi
-Togi Makabe, Bobby Fish, Tomoaki Honma, & Ryusuke Taguchi vs. Roppongi Vice(Rocky Romero & Trent Barreta), Toru Yano, & Jado
-Tomohiro Ishii, Will Ospreay, & Yoshi-Hashi vs. Adam Cole, Bad Luck Fale, & Yujiro Takahashi
-Tiger Mask W vs. Red Death Mask

LUCHA UNDERGROUND(www.luchaunderground.com)

Next episode of Lucha Underground has:
-Dragon Azteca Jr. vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr. - Referee Rey Misterio Jr.

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ST. LOUIS ANARCHY(www.stlanarchy.com)

Next show is Friday 11/18 in Alton, IL.

DPW(www.dynamoprowrestling.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/15 in Glen Carbon, IL:
-Outtkast vs. Elvis Aliaga - D-1 Title
-Angelina Love vs. Angelus Layne
-Rocket Mapache vs. Ric Maverick

DPW has a show on Saturday 10/22(afternoon) in St. Louis, MO(4 Hands Brewery).

SICW(www.sicw.org)

Next show is Saturday 10/1 in Swansea, IL:
-Ron Powers vs. Attlia Khan - Classic Title

SICW has a show on Saturday 10/15 in East Carondelet, IL.

MMWA(www.southbroadwayac.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/8 in St. Louis, MO.

PWCS(www.pwcswrestling.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/29 in Granite City, IL:
-Davey Vega(Resurgence) vs. Mike Outlaw(Blacklist)
-Gary Jay(Submission Squad) vs. K.C. Karrington(Ego Busters)
-Makaze(Blacklist) vs. Mat Fitchett(Resurgence)
-Angelus Layne vs. Jason Roberts

HIGH RISK WRESTLING(www.facebook.com/hrwstl)

Next show is Friday 10/21 in Warsaw, MO:
-Mike Sydal vs. Tony Kozina - Heavyweight Title
-Mike Outlaw vs. Justin D'Air - Mayhem Title No-DQ Match
-Jack Gamble vs. Elvis Aliaga vs. Tyler Copeland
-Danny Adams vs. Kiyoshi Shizuka

METRO PRO WRESTLING(www.metrowrestling.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/8 in Kansas City, KS:
-Nate Redwing, Colt Cabana, Sterling Riegel, & Bobby Blackshire vs. Ace Steel, Tom Pritchard, Kraig Keesaman, & Michael Barry - Tag Teammageddon
-Derek Stone vs. Jake Dirden - Heavyweight Title Tournament
-Jon Webb vs. Mike Sydal - Heavyweight Title Tournament
-Hype Gotti vs. Devin Thomas - Heavyweight Title Tournament
-Kevin Lee Davidson vs. Mark Sterling - Heavyweight Title Tournament
-Kaita Yano vs. Jay Howard
-Rory Fox vs. Kiyoshi Shizuka
-The K.C. Wolves(Luke Langley & Graham Bell) vs. The Commission(Evan Gelistico & Pierre Abernathy)

WLW(www.harleyrace.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/1 in Troy, MO.

WLW has a show on Saturday 11/5 in Troy, MO.

GATEWAY ELITE WRESTLING(www.facebook.com/TheGatewayElite)

Information on upcoming shows will be posted when it becomes available.

STRIDE PRO WRESTLING(www.facebook.com/Cmaprowrestling/)

Next show is Saturday 10/1 in Marion, IL:
-Billy Hills vs. Tony Flood
-Daniel Eads vs. Bryan Richardson

WRESTLING OVER EVERYTHING(woe-wrestling.webnode.com)

Next show is Sunday 10/30 in Swansea, IL.

PRO WRESTLING RESURGENCE(www.facebook.com/ProWrestlingResurgence)

Next show is Sunday 11/20 in Swansea, IL.

CENTRAL STATES CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING(nwaccw.x10.bz)

Information on upcoming shows will be posted when it becomes available.

WORLD POWERHOUSE WRESTLING(sites.google.com/site/worldpowerhousewrestlingstl/home)

Next show is Saturday 10/8 in Collinsville, IL:
-Xavier Frost vs. Curtis Payne - Heavyweight Title

NEW BREED WRESTING(www.facebook.com/NewBreedMO)

Next show is Saturday 10/22 in Eldon, MO:
-Steve Fender vs. Dustin Bozworth - Heavyweight Title

CCW(www.capewrestling.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/29 in Cape Girardeau, MO:
-Brandon Barbwire vs. Austin Lane - Heavyweight Title
-Jason Vaughn vs. Farmer Billy Hills - Street Fight

WARRIOR'S CODE WRESTLING(https://www.facebook.com/warriorscodewrestling1)

Information on upcoming shows will be posted when it becomes available.

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EVOLVE(www.wwnlive.com & www.dgusa.tv)

Next show is Saturday 10/15 in Orlando, FL:
-Drew Galloway & Dustin Taylor vs. Drew Gulak - Tracey Williams - Tag Team Titles
-Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Fred Yehi
-Matt Riddle vs. Chris Hero

EVOLVE has a show on Sunday 10/16 in Ybor City, FL:
-Matt Riddle vs. Drew Galloway
-Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Tracy Williams

PRO WRESTLING GUERRILLA(www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com)

Information on upcoming shows will be posted when it becomes available.

CHIKARA(www.chikarapro.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/8(afternoon) in Haverhill, MA:
-The Osirian Portal(Amasis & Ophidian) vs. The Batiri(Obariyon & Kodama)
-Missile Assault Man vs. Jigsaw
-Los Ice Creams(El Hijo Del Ice Cream & Ice Cream Jr.) vs. Team Big Deal(Sloan Caprice & Rick Roland)

CHIKARA has a show on Saturday 10/8(evening) in Haverhill, MA:
-Hallowicked vs. Heidi Lovelace - Grand Championship
-The Big Deal vs. Chuck Taylor(tm)
-Fire Ant vs. Mark Angelosetti
-Warren Barksdale vs. Wani

WHY WE WRESTLE(www.facebook.com/ThisIsWhyWeWrestle)

Next show is Saturday 10/8 in Cornelia, GA.

HOUSE OF HARDCORE(www.houseofhardcore.net)

Next show is Friday 10/14 in Cleveland, OH:
-Tommy Dreamer vs. Ethan Carter III vs. Rhino
-Bob Holly vs. Sami Callihan
-Matt Cross vs. Tony Nese
-Candice LeRae vs. Jessicka Havok

HOH has a show on Saturday 10/15 in Elizabeth, PA:
-Rhino vs. Sami Callihan
-Bob Holly vs. Ethan Carter III

SHIMMER(www.shimmerwrestling.com)

Next shows are Friday 11/11, Saturday 11/12, and Sunday 11/13 in Berwyn, IL.

SHINE(www.shinewrestling.com)

Next show is Friday 11/4 in Ybor City, FL.

IWA MID-SOUTH(iwamidsouthwrestling.webs.com)

Next show is Thursday 10/6 in Clarksville, IN.

AAW(www.aawrestling.com)

Next shows are Friday 10/7 and Saturday 10/8 in Merrionette Park, IL featuring the Jim Lynam Memorial Tournament:
-Tournament Participants:  Drew Gulak, Silas Young, Chuck Taylor, Kamaitachi, Josh Alexander, Brian Cage, Eddie Kingston, A.R. Fox, Davey Vega, Mat Fitchett, Jeff Cobb, Colt Cabana, Zack Sabre Jr., Chris Hero, Fenix, Prince Mustafa Ali

ACW(www.anarchychampionshipwrestling.com)

Next show is Sunday 10/23 in Austin, TX:
-Angel Blue vs. Su Yung - Joshi Title Ladder Match

Missouri Wrestling Revival: http://www.missouriwrestlingrevival.com/
St. Louis Wrestling: http://www.saintlouiswrestling.com/
St. Louis Wrestling Community: http://community.livejournal.com/stlwrestling/

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Monday, September 26, 2016

WOE Special Comment

Now, as promised, a special comment about Saturday's Wrestling Over Everything show at the Community Center in Caseyville, Illinois.

DISCLAIMER:  I'm biased.  Deal with it.

There seems to be an overabundance of promotions in this area and the unfortunately-acronymed WOE consists of the remnants of two:  Pro Wrestling Epic(which hadn't run a show since last November) and Wrestling Invades Alton/America.  As it turned out, the new boss was the same as the old boss; The Landlord revealed at the end of the final WIA event that he was the owner and promoter of the new group.

On that note, I'm still trying to learn about a newer group in the area called the National Wrestling League; they reportedly ran some matches in Madison, IL this weekend at the Gateway Motorsports Park.  It sounds like they may have some connection to Metro Pro Wrestling as they seem to be based in Kansas City...more information on this group as I discover it.

The show had a modest turnout; I recognized the venue as one where Southern Illinois Championship Wrestling had run a show a few years ago.  Hopefully the ring can be improved over time, as it didn't have apron banners and the ropes seemed loose at times (giving people trouble when they tried to climb the turnbuckles).

Your ring announcer was Chris Kaelin; your referee was Kurt Darling.

The Landlord kicked off the show...as I've often noted, I feel like people go to independent wrestling shows to see something different from what's on television.  At any rate, he announced that the next show(Sunday 10/30 in Swansea) would feature a tournament to crown the first WOE Heavyweight Champion; not sure what that meant for the night's main event, but more on that later.  He noted that he's fully in charge and won't have to deal with Tyler Copeland's influence any more; that brought out Copeland, who was probably wondering if anyone got the license plate number of that face turn.  Landlord conveniently had a few security guards in place to keep Copeland away from him...Hardcore Andy had a busy night in that regard.  Words were exchanged and Copeland managed to briefly take down Landlord and get in a shot or two before security pulled him off.  Landlord told him to worry about his match with Gavin Alexander later in the night...

Billy McNeil vs. "The Millenial" Danny Adams:  HEY, I know these guys.  Billy found himself transfixed by the low-hanging lights in the building...when Adams questioned his focus, Billy noted "There's one RIGHT BEHIND YOU..."  McNeil was one of the people who had trouble on the ropes, so the high-flying was kept to a minimum in this opener; despite that, they had a really good bout.  Adams had an advantage in size, but experience won the day; McNeil scored the victory after a flying tornado DDT off the second rope in 10:00 on the dot.

Moondog Pongo vs. "Da Muscle" Robby McCann:  Hadn't seen much of these guys in a while...I think they were on the first couple of WIA shows I attended.  The longer-time area fans are big fans of Moondogs by any name; Moondog Rover is extremely popular around these parts.  McCann sported Confederate flag logos on his attire, which can be a tricky thing in this area as we're pretty close to the proverbial Mason-Dixon Line.  It wasn't a technical classic, but I suppose it wasn't supposed to be; the fans were into the match and that's what counts, especially considering neither guy is a regular in this area.  McCann delivered a Pedigree, then went to his corner for an international object to load his kneepad(OLDSCHOOL)...he connected with a knee trembler using the loaded kneepad, scoring the ill-begotten win in 10:47.

Nelson Sixx vs. Barackus:  Sixx was one of several people who I was seeing for the first time on the show; he's apparently a regular in the central Illinois area and competes for Proving Ground Pro.  According to YouTube, these two had crossed paths once before in PGP; Sixx was subbing for Chase King.  While Sixx attempted to be the fan favorite in contrast to the rulebreaker Barackus, the fans were more familiar with the big man and seemed to support him a bit more.  Sixx made a good accounting for himself against his larger adversary, but fell to the clawhold Flatliner in 7:02.

"Infamous" Tyler Copeland vs. "The Slaughterhouse Nightmare" Gavin Alexander(w/ Veronica Pain), bodyboard(stretcher) match:  The ring announcer wasn't too clear on the stipulation; as it turned out, one had to push the stretcher through the entry door in order to win.  With Copeland suddenly in the position of being a fan favorite, Alexander became the rulebreaker by default and embraced the more sadistic side of his character.  Gavin was accompanied by his new gothic valet who was adorned with a bloody Bray Wyatt-style sheep mask.  It was essentially a hardcore-style bout and plenty of weapons came into play:  Chair, chain, kendo stick, and even a ladder.  At one point Copeland was laid out on a ladder that was propped up against the ring apron, then Gavin attempted a somersault dive off the apron only for Copeland to move out of the way...the ladder barely survived.  Gavin even brought light tubes into play and both men used them, leaving Copeland bloody...I don't know if that level of violence fit into the format of this benefit show for local firefighters, especially with a lot of little kids in the audience.  (That's just one dork's viewpoint, as always.)  At any rate, they fought their way over to the stretcher as I wondered if Copeland would be able to push the massive Alexander through the door...he was finally able to incapacitate Gavin with a chair long enough to push him out the door in 18:45.  The ring announcer attempted to get a post-match interview, but Copeland was attacked by the debuting Richard Faith and Alexander.  This feud...MUST CONTINUE!

Cue intermission...my Official Ben Simon Concession Count(tm):  Two Coca-Colas and a Hershey bar.  Thanks to Timothy Miller for the first of those frosty beverages, by the way.  During the intermission, WIA Heavyweight/Interstate Champion Leone Mephisto entered the ring to graciously offer the fans an opportunity for a picture with the champ.  Of course, it would cost a modest fee of $100...but hey, you don't get the opportunity to meet a dual champion every day!  The fans' indifference to his offer persuaded him to lower his asking price, but he finally left the ring in frustration over no one taking him up on his sales pitch.  Heh.

LaMarcus Clinton vs. "The Adonis" Brian Valor:  I think Valor had worked WIA in the recent past, but this was my first time seeing him; from what I understand, he regularly wrestles in Tennessee.  The guy's definitely in good shape and did well in the rulebreaker rule in front of an unfamiliar crowd.  In the vein of Samson of Biblical times, I feel like LMC may have lost some of his mojo since he got his hair cut...however, the impressive agility is still there.  While the ropes made it tricky to go aerial, LMC was able to maneuver into position for his Buff Blockbuster finisher...that allowed him to pick up the three-count in 12:58.

"2.0" Da'Marius Jones vs. Richard Faith(w/ Veronica Pain), no-DQ match:  Jones was scheduled to face Adrian Silvers, but Silvers was not there and Jones issued an open challenge for a no-disqualification bout.  The fan favorite/rulebreaker structure was REALLY unclear in this one as Jones was acting extremely arrogant, but Faith had just established himself as an ally to the newly-villainous Gavin Alexander.  Without going too "inside baseball", Faith had wrestled in this area a handful of times under a different identity but this was my first time seeing him in person as this character.  The no-DQ stip was there as an excuse for Veronica to get involved; Jones seemed to have the match won after the Paydirt, but Veronica distracted him and then stunned him with a slap to the face.  Faith capitalized with a Blackhole Slam for the win in 5:13 (thank you, Facebook video)...afterwards, Gavin Alexander made his way to the ring to assist Faith in the beatdown of Jones.  Does this make Jones a fan favorite now?  Guess we'll see...

"The INKredible T@2" Darius Lee vs. Blake Belakis:  I was seeing Lee for the first time on this night; he lives up to his name as he has quite a bit of artwork on his person.  Both guys seemed to come out as fan favorites; I referred to it as "a St. Louis Anarchy match in front of an SICW crowd", if that makes sense.  Lee had more faith in the ropes than I did as he pulled off a nice Lionsault.  Wouldn't mind seeing this match again in front of a more receptive crowd, but it was a lot of fun...this was the only match where the ring announcer mentioned a time limit(though he did make time announcements during the other bouts), so I quickly predicted a draw.  Shockingly, that was exactly how it turned out as the time limit expired at 15:00.  The two mutually decided on a rematch at a future show with no time limit...I'd be okay with that.

WIA Heavyweight/Interstate Champion Leone Mephisto vs. PWE Heavyweight Champion Brandon Aarons, unification match:  With a WOE Heavyweight Champion being crowned at the next show, I don't know what this match truly determined...hopefully the unified PWE/WIA Champ will get the top seed in the tournament or something.  This feud has gone for a LONG time, primarily taking place in PWE.  I referred to Mephisto a few times to people as one of the most underrated guys in the area; he's developed into a really solid rulebreaking character.  However, he's burned a lot of bridges and that's left him with only a handful of places to work.

At any rate, these guys had a really good main event...Shenanigans(tm) ensued when Mephisto tried to throw powder in Aarons' face, but Aarons ducked and the referee was blinded instead.  Aarons delivered a superkick and Hairflip Suplex(half-nelson suplex), but there was no one to make the count since there was only one official for the night.  Mephisto brought in the PWE belt and took out Aarons with it...but it took the official some time to recover and the delayed count only reached two.  Despite that, Aarons was just about done and an Air Raid Crash on the belt finished things in 12:14 (the referee still wasn't totally coherent and missed the use of the belt).  Ladies and gentlemen, we have a newwwww unified PWE/WIA Champion!  Mephisto celebrated with his full set of hardware...ironically, it was Aarons' old enemy Tyler Copeland who checked on him after the match and helped him to his feet.  While the first champion of WOE will be crowned in October, Mephisto closed the book as the final titleholder for both Pro Wrestling Epic and Wrestling Invades America...we'll see if that has an impact on next month's championship tournament!

Lame personal stuff:  I've had a few job interviews but haven't heard any responses yet...I have two interviews scheduled for this week and hopefully my situation will improve in the near future.  Once again, any recommendations are appreciated and I've received a lot of them in the past several weeks.  As I put it:  When your brain has you convinced that there's no way off the island, you don't see how many bridges truly exist.  I can only hope to eventually repay all of those who have lent me a hand in recent times.

October looks like this:

-Saturday 10/1:  World League Wrestling in Troy, MO; Southern Illinois Championship Wrestling in Swansea, IL
-Saturday 10/8:  Mid-Missouri Wrestling Alliance in St. Louis, MO
-Saturday 10/15:  Dynamo Pro Wrestling in Glen Carbon, IL; Southern Illinois Championship Wrestling in East Carondelet, IL
-Saturday 10/22:  Dynamo Pro Wrestling in St. Louis, MO (4 Hands Brewery/afternoon show)
-Saturday 10/29:  Pro Wrestling Championship Series in Granite City, IL
-Sunday 10/30:  Wrestling Over Everything in Swansea, IL

That's my special comment for this, the forty-first wrestling show I've attended in the year 2016.  Good night, good luck, and #yaywrestling.

-PB, Watching Wrestling Wrong Since 1991

P.S. We are all marks.

WWE Raw

-Commentators:  Michael Cole, Byron Saxton, & Corey Graves.
-Roman Reigns fought Alexander Rusev(w/ Lana Perry-Rusev) to a double countout to retain the U.S. Title (18:26 aired).
-The New Day(Big E Langston & Kofi Kingston)(w/ Xavier Woods) d. The Bullet Club(Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows) to retain the Tag Team Titles when Kofi pinned Anderson after the Trouble In Paradise (joined in progress; 8:05 aired).
-Bayley Rose d. Anna Fields(Miss Hannah Hartkopf) with the Belly-To-Bayley Hugplex (2:06).
-Cedric Alexander & Rich Swann d. Lince Dorado & Drew Gulak when Swann pinned Gulak with a tornado sunset flip into a jackknife cradle (4:40 aired).
-Antonio Cesaro & Sheamus O'Shaunessy d. Nick Cutler & Willis Williams; Cesaro pinned Cutler after Sheamus' Brogue Kick (3:31).  (Cutler wrestled at St. Louis Anarchy back in May; Williams wrestles on the indies as Ali Shabazz.)
-Cruiserweight Champion T.J. Perkins d. Tony Nese(non-title) with the kneebar (5:17 aired).
-Universal Champion Kevin Owens & Chris Jericho d. Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady when Owens pinned Enzo after a powerbomb (12:37 aired).

Sunday, September 25, 2016

WWE Clash Of Champions

-Nia Jax d. Alicia Fox after a fallaway Samoan Drop.
-The New Day(Big E Langston & Kofi Kingston)(w/ Xavier Woods) d. The Bullet Club(Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows) to retain the Tag Team Titles; Woods hit Anderson with his trombone behind the referee's back, leading to Kofi pinning Anderson after he and Big E delivered the Midnight Hour(Big Ending/second-rope flying DDT combo).
-T.J. Perkins d. Brian Kendrick with the TJP Clutch(crossed-leg kneebar) to retain the Cruiserweight Title.  After the match, the two shook hands but Kendrick dropped Perkins with a cheapshot headbutt.
-Match 7 Of Best-Of-7 Series:  Antonio Cesaro vs. Sheamus O'Shaunessy ended in a no-contest due to the referee and ringside trainers declaring both men unable to continue.
-Chris Jericho d. Sami Zayn via Codebreaker.
-Charlotte Flair(w/ Dana Brooke) won a triple threat match with Sasha Banks and Bayley Rose to retain the Raw Women's Title when she pinned Bayley after IT'S THE BIG FOOT.
-Roman Reigns d. Alexander Rusev(w/ Lana Perry-Rusev) after the second spear of the match to win the U.S. Title.
-Kevin Owens d. Seth Rollins to retain the Universal Title after Chris Jericho interfered with the referee down; Commissioner Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley sent a second official to the ring just in time to count the pin after Owens hit the pop-up powerbomb.

Weekend wrestling

WWE Superstars

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & Corey Graves.
-Darren Young(w/ Bob Backlund) d. Curtis Axel with the Gut Check(fireman's-carry double-knee gutbuster (4:44).
-The Golden Truth(Goldust & "R-Truth" Ron Killings) d. Titus O'Neil & Jinder Mahal when Goldust pinned Mahal after the Final Cut(elevated neckbreaker) (6:09 aired).

ROH TV

-Commentators:  Kevin Kelly & Steve Corino.
-"The Last Real Man" Silas Young d. Toru Yano after kicking him in the groin from behind and running him into an exposed turnbuckle, getting the pin with a handful of tights (7:39 aired).
-Damian Martinez(w/ Kevin Sullivan & B.J. Whitmer) d. Cheeseburger with a sitout chokeslam (1:37).  Will Ferrara tried to save Cheeseburger from a post-match attack and took a sitout chokeslam as well.
-Hiroshi Tanahashi & IWGP Intercontinental Champion Michael Elgin d. Heavyweight Champion Adam Cole & "Hangman" Adam Page when Elgin pinned Page with the sitout powerbomb (12:18 aired).  Kyle O'Reilly did commentary.

SICW Wrestling Explosion

-Commentators:  Drew Abbenhaus & Herb Simmons.
-Moondog Rover d. Roy Lewis with the World's Strongest Slam.
-Drew interviewed Classic Champion Ron Powers about his upcoming title defense against Attila Khan in Swansea.
-"Night Train/Gorgeous/Great One" Gary Jackson & "Your Canadian Hero" Sean Vincent d. Vic The Bruiser & Waco(w/ Big Daddy) by DQ when Waco hit Jackson with a foreign object.
-Drew interviewed Travis Cook about his two-pronged attack on Ron Powers in the form of Attila Khan and "The Tokyo Monster" Kahagas.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Saturday WOE Results From Caseyville, IL

-The Landlord started the show by announcing a tournament to crown the first WOE Heavyweight Champion at the next show on October 30th.  He called out Tyler Copeland, leading to a confrontation in which Landlord hid behind his security guards.  Copeland took Landlord down to the mat, but the security guards immediately interceded to keep it from going any further.
-Billy McNeil d. "The Millenial" Danny Adams after a flying tornado DDT off the second rope (10:00).
-Robby McCann d. Moondog Pongo after a knee trembler with a loaded kneepad (10:47).
-Barackus d. Nelson Sixx with the clawhold Flatliner (7:02).
-"Infamous" Tyler Copeland d. "The Slaughterhouse Nightmare" Gavin Alexander(w/ Veronica Pain) in a bodyboard(stretcher) match; Copeland ended up bloody in the match that involved a chair, chain, kendo stick, ladder, and even light tubes.  Copeland won after bashing Alexander in the head with a chair and sliding the stretcher out the door of the venue (18:45).  After the match, Copeland was attacked by Gavin and his new protege Richard Faith.
-LaMarcus Clinton d. "The Adonis" Brian Valor after a modified Buff Blockbuster (12:58).
-Richard Faith(w/ Veronica Pain) d. Da'Marius Jones in a no-DQ match after Veronica slapped Jones, leading to Faith winning with a Blackhole Slam (5:13).  Gavin Alexander assisted Faith in beating down Jones afterwards.
-"The INKredible T@2" Darius Lee fought "The Bad Wolf" Blake Belakis to a time-limit draw (15:00).
-Wrestling Invades America Heavyweight/Interstate Champion Leone Mephisto d. Pro Wrestling Epic Heavyweight Champion Brandon Aarons to unify the titles.  Mephisto tried to throw powder in Aarons' eyes, but accidentally blinded the referee when Aarons ducked.  Aarons delivered a superkick and Hairflip Suplex(half-nelson suplex) but there was no referee to count.  Mephisto brought in the PWE Title belt and bashed Aarons with it, but the referee's delayed count only reached two.  However, the dazed official didn't see the belt come into play once again when Mephisto dropped Aarons on it with the Air Raid Crash; Mephisto got the pinfall after that (12:14).  Mephisto left with all three championship belts...and Aarons' old enemy Tyler Copeland was the one to check on the former titleholder at the end of the show.

Show results

Thursday IWA-MS results from Clarksville, IN:

-Mance Warner d. J.C. Rotten.
-Ram Jam d. Frank Isaac Anderson.
-Bomb Shelter(Joseph Schwartz & Zodiak) d. Sage Phillips & Brother Reed in a falls-count-anywhere match.
-Cole Radrick d. Reed Bentley.
-Corey Storm won a triple threat match with Shad Satu and Aidan Blackhart.
-Nick Doepp d. Ray Waddell.
-John Wayne Murdoch d. Randi West in match three of a best-of-seven series.
-Shane Mercer d. Johnathan Wolf in a 30-Minute Ironman Match.

Saturday CCW results from Cape Girardeau, MO:

-Hollis Giroux d. C.J. Shine.
-Jason Vaughn fought The Blaster to a double countout.
-Li'l Bit d. Diamond Doll in an I Quit Match.
-Sexy Sarge d. Farmer Billy Hills by DQ.
-Brandon Espinosa d. Ace Hawkins to retain the MWR Missouri Title.
-Austin Lane d. Heavyweight Champion Brandon Barbwire in a non-title match.

Saturday ROH results from Duluth, GA:

-War Machine(Todd Hanson & Raymond Rowe) d. The All Night Express(Kenny King & Rhett Titus).
-Silas Young d. Stevie Richards.
-Caprice Coleman d. Delirious.
-Tag Team Champions The Addiction(Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian) & Kamaitachi d. The Motor City Machineguns(Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) & Jay White.
-Punisher Martinez d. Will Ferrara.
-Lio Rush d. Jonathan Gresham.
-Dalton Castle d. Jushin Liger.
-Jay Lethal d. Colt Cabana in a Ringmaster's Challenge Match.

Saturday WWW results from Cornelia, GA:

-Trever Aeon d. Adryan Hawkins in a best-of-three-falls match.
-Odinson d. Bobby Moore.
-The Monarchy(Prince Apollo & Black Baron) d. Billy Buck & James Drake to retain the Tag Team Titles.
-Kevin Blue & Chris Spectra d. Mike Outlaw & Garrett Shanks.
-Dementia D'Rose d. Aja Perera.
-The Viking War Party(Alexandre Rudolph & Jake Parnell) d. Austin Towers & Tony Midas.
-Gunner Miller d. Anthony Henry to retain the Heavyweight Title.

Friday, September 23, 2016

NJPW On AXS Result Compilation

Way behind on viewing these, mostly because I don't get AXS and need to find the episodes online...

1/16/15:  Tanahashi d. Okada
1/23/15:  Nakamura/Ishii/Jado d. Suzuki/Archer/TAKA, Okada d. Goto
1/30/15:  Okada d. Tanahashi
2/6/15:  Devitt d. Tanahashi, Okada d. Makabe
2/13/15:  Tanahashi/Liger/Makabe/Captain NJ d. Anderson/Fale/Tonga/Terrible, Okada d. Devitt
2/20/15:  Tenzan d. Anderson, Smith d. Kojima, Nakamura d. Ibushi
2/27/15:  Naito d. Tanahashi
3/6/15:  Naito d. Takahashi, Nakamura d. Marufuji
3/13/15:  Okada d. Naito
3/20/15:  Tanahashi d. Nakamura
3/27/15:  Ishii d. Naito, Nakamura d. Tanahashi
4/3/15:  Bucks d. Hooligans, Ibushi d. Taguchi, Styles d. Okada
4/10/15:  Suzuki/Benjamin d. Yano/Iizuka, Styles d. Okada
5/22/15:  Kushida d. Taichi, Ricochet d. Taguchi, Ricochet d. Kushida
5/29/15:  Time Splitters d. Bucks, Suzuki/Iizuka d. Sakuraba/Yano, Ibushi d. Ricochet
6/5/15:  Tenzan/Kojima d. KESquad, Anderson/Gallows d. Tanahashi/Makabe
6/12/15:  Goto/Shibata d. Nagata/Honma, Fale d. Nakamura
6/26/15:  Tanahashi d. Honma, Okada d. Styles, Shibata d. Nakamura
7/3/15:  Nakamura d. Nagata, Naito d. Styles, Anderson d. Okada, Shibata d. Tanahashi
7/10/15:  Fale d. Tanahashi, Nakamura d. Honma, Naito d. Okada
7/17/15:  Styles d. Suzuki, Tenzan d. Goto, Nakamura d. Ishii
7/24/15:  Shibata d. Honma, Okada d. Takahashi, Tanahashi d. Nakamura
7/31/15:  Nakamura d. Fale, Styles d. Makabe, Smith d. Tanahashi, Okada d. Suzuki
8/7/15:  Naito d. Honma, Anderson d. Ishii, Shibata d. Goto, Tanahashi d. Styles
8/7/15:  Okada d. Nakamura
8/14/15:  Sakuraba/Yano d. Suzuki/Iizuka, Naito/Ibushi d. Styles/Tonga, Taguchi d. Kushida
8/21/15:  Makabe d. Goto, Tanahashi d. Shibata
8/28/15:  Anderson/Gallows d. Okada/Hashi, Nakamura d. Fale
9/4/15:  Goto/Shibata d. Nakamura/Hashi, Taguchi d. Desperado, Okada d. Naito
9/11/15:  Tanahashi d. Styles
9/18/15:  reDRagon d. Time Splitters, Taguchi d. Taichi, Liger d. Chase Owens
9/25/15:  Ishii d. Goto, Tanahashi/Ibushi d. Okada/Hashi, Nakamura d. Shibata
10/2/15:  Tanahashi/Ibushi/Makabe/Sombra d. Okada/Nakamura/Ishii/Hashi, Goto/Shibata d. Anderson/Gallows
10/9/15:  reDRagon d. Bucks + Time Splitters + Hooligans, Omega d. Taguchi
10/16/15:  Styles d. Naito, Makabe d. Ishii
10/23/15:  Tenzan/Kojima/Honma d. Jarrett/Fale/Takahashi, Suzuki d. Sakuraba, Goto/Shibata d. Anderson/Gallows
10/30/15:  Marufuji/TMDK/Yano d. KESquad/Benjamin/Iizuka, Nakamura d. Ibushi
11/6/15:  Tanahashi d. Okada
11/13/15:  Anderson/Gallows d. Goto/Shibata, Omega d. Taguchi
11/20/15:  Styles d. Tanahashi
12/4/15:  Naito/Ibushi d. Sakuraba/Yano, Tanahashi/Goto/Ibushi d. Anderson/Gallows/Tonga, Ishii d. Honma
12/11/15:  Liger d. Chase Owens, Tenzan d. Conway, Nakamura d. Nagata
1/15/16:  Ibushi d. Gallows, Naito d. Anderson, Fale d. Okada, Yano d. Tanahashi
1/22/16:  Goto d. Makabe, Ibushi d. Naito, Ibushi d. Goto
1/29/16:  Roppongi d. Bucks, Omega d. Dorada, Sakuraba/Yano d. Tanahashi/Shibata
2/5/16:  Kingdom d. Anderson/Gallows, Goto/Naito/Makabe d. Nakamura/Ishii/Hashi, Okada d. Fale
2/12/16:  Styles d. Ibushi
2/19/16:  Tenzan d. Wilcott, Makabe d. Ishii
3/4/16:  Styles/Takahashi d. Okada/Hashi, Goto d. Nakamura
3/11/16:  Omega d. Shelley, Kingdom/Maria d. Anderson/Gallows/Amber, Tanahashi/Shibata/Makabe d. Ishii/Sakuraba/Yano
3/18/16:  Liger d. Yohei Komatsu, Kushida d. Dorada, Gedo d. Taguchi
3/25/16:  Kushida d. O'Reilly
4/1/16:  Bucks d. reDRagon + Roppongi, Anderson/Gallows d. Kingdom, Tanahashi d. Yano
4/8/16:  Naito/Honma d. Fale/Takahashi, Makabe d. Ishii, Shibata d. Sakuraba
4/15/16:  Kushida d. Omega, Goto d. Nakamura
4/22/16:  Okada d. Styles
5/27/16:  Naito d. Fale, Styles d. Shibata, Tanahashi d. Ibushi
6/3/16:  Shibata d. Makabe, Ibushi d. Styles, Naito d. Tanahashi
6/3/16:  Anderson d. Nagata, Elgin d. Honma, Nakamura d. Ishii
6/17/16:  Gallows d. Shibata, Ibushi d. Makabe, Tenzan d. Naito
6/17/16:  Yano d. Fale(countout), Tanahashi d. Styles
6/24/16:  Nagata d. Goto, Kojima d. Anderson, Ishii d. Elgin
6/24/16:  Takahashi d. Honma, Nakamura d. Okada
7/1/16:  reDRagon d. Bucks, Kushida d. Ricochet
7/1/16:  Tanahashi d. Nakamura
7/15/16:  Anderson/Gallows d. Tenzan/Kojima, Omega d. Kushida, Makabe d. Ibushi
7/22/16:  Nakamura d. Goto, Naito d. Shibata
7/29/16:  reDRagon d. Time Splitters, Tanahashi d. Fale
8/5/16:  Honma d. Hashi, Nakamura/Sakuraba/Yano d. Anderson/Gallows/Fale, Ishii d. Makabe
8/5/16:  Omega d. Sydal, Tanahashi d. Naito
8/5/16:  Okada d. Styles
8/19/16:  Ricochet/Sydal d. Roppongi, Tanahashi/Shibata d. Okada/Sakuraba, Goto d. Evil(DQ)
8/26/16:  Nakamura d. Anderson, Ishii d. Honma
9/9/16:  Naito/Evil d. Anderson/Gallows, Tanahashi/Elgin d. Okada/Hashi
9/16/16:  Tanahashi/Elgin/Goto/Shibata d. Okada/Ishii/Sakuraba/Hashi, Makabe/Honma d. Naito/Evil
9/23/16:  Bushi d. Dorada, Tanahashi/Shibata d. Okada/Ishii

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Main Event + Impact

WWE Main Event

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & David Otunga.
-Rich Swann d. Lince Dorado with a tornado sunset flip into a jackknife cradle (6:57 aired).
-Smackdown Tag Team Champions Rhyno & Heath Slater d. Breezango(Tyler Breeze & Johnny Fandango)(non-title) when Rhyno pinned Breeze after the Gore (7:17 aired).

TNA Impact

-Commentators:  Josh Mathews & D'Angelo Dinero.
-Grand Title Tournament:  Drew Galloway d. Eddie Edwards by judges' decision when the match went three rounds without a decisive finish (9:00 total).
-Grand Title Tournament:  Aaron Rex d. Eli Drake after the Revelator(roaring elbow) (0:41 of Round 2 - 6:41 total).
-Coming soon(to Bound For Glory):  Cody Rhodes.
-D.J. Shiima Xion d. Trevor Lee(w/ Andrew Everett) after a forward roll into a jumping ZDT to retain the X-Division Title (3:47).  Eddie Edwards saved D.J. Z from a post-match attack by Lee and Everett.
-Women's Champion Maria Kanellis-Bennett(w/ Sienna Kay & Allie Dennis) d. Luscious Latasha(non-title) after a Polish Hammer to the midsection (0:38).  A "ninja" stepped up to challenge Maria next in her public workout, but the ninja unmasked to reveal herself to be Gail Kim.  Maria ran away as Sienna cut off Gail at the pass, but Gail took out Sienna with the Eat-The-Feet.
-Ethan Carter III & Moose d. Heavyweight Champion Bobby Lashley & Mike Bennett; Bennett attempted to hit the Miracle In Progress(fireman's-carry Michinoku Driver) but EC3 escaped the move and pinned Bennett with a sunset flip (4:06 aired).

Lucha Underground Season 3 Episode 3

-Commentators:  Matt Striker & Vampiro.
-Elsewhere:  Rey Misterio Jr. continued his training with Dragon Azteca Jr....he said that he knew what Pentagon Dark did to him(broke his arm), but he cannot lose focus because they have more important battles to fight.  Chavo Guerrero Jr. made a surprise appearance in the training ring and immediately turned the tables on Azteca, saying that perhaps he could teach a better lesson than Rey.
-Promoter Dario Cueto spun his Dial Of Doom to determine Heavyweight Champion Matanza Cueto's challenger for the night...and he got Willie Mack!
-Matanza Cueto(w/ Dario Cueto) d. Willie Mack after the Wrath Of The Gods(rewind powerslam) to retain the Heavyweight Title (6:02).
-Somewhere on the open road:  Son Of Havoc and Mascarita Sagrada watched Famous B's commercial with disdain...they were crashing at Havoc's mother's place, as she offered some Bagel Bites(tm) to the lounging wrestlers.
-Backstage in Dario's office:  Johnny Mundo & Taya Valkyrie stormed into Dario's office; Mundo wanted another spin of the wheel so he could get his shot at the Heavyweight Title.  Dario said that he had to settle for himself and his partners(Jack Evans & P.J. Black) getting their rematch for the Trios Titles against Fenix, Drago, & Aero Star.  Mundo decided not to bother with it, saying he would be at his dojo...but Taya stuck around and Dario wondered if Mundo's loss would be her gain.
-Before the next scheduled match, Dario made an appearance to poke fun at Brian Cage and El Texano Jr. for losing in the first round of his Unique Opportunity Tournament.  He said that whoever won their singles match would get the "ultimate opportunity".
-Brian Cage d. El Texano Jr. after a discus lariat (5:52).  Dario told Cage that if he wanted his "ultimate opportunity", he would have to beat him two more times...it was a best-of-five series.
-Backstage in Dario's office:  He received a baseball cap in the mail with Famous B's phone number on it.  He also got a manila envelope with some obscure pictures...but Azteca walked into the office and Dario casually tossed the photographs into the trash.  Azteca wanted to face Pentagon, but Dario really wanted to see a rematch with Black Lotus...as it turned out, she was on vacation in Hong Kong, so perhaps the Pentagon match will happen after all.  Ricky Mandel was the next to enter the office and was interested in the photographs (which had mysteriously rematerialized back on Dario's desk)...Dario didn't have a match for him, but he handed off the photos to Ricky.  Next in line was Chavo, who said they had to talk...
-Fenix, Drago, & Aero Star d. Jack Evans, P.J. Black, & Taya Valkyrie(subbing for Johnny Mundo) to retain the Trios Titles; Aero Star pinned Black after a middle-rope-from-outside springboard Codebreaker (9:22).  Johnny Mundo ran into the fray afterwards as Evans refused to assist his Worldwide Underground partners in beating down the champs.  Gift Of The Gods Champion Sexy Star hit the ring for an assist, finally putting the Worldwide Underground foursome on the same page(to some extent).
-Backstage in Dario's office:  Dario spoke with Rey Misterio Jr. about Azteca's demand for a match.  He said that Azteca would face Chavo next week with the winner getting the grudge match against Pentagon Dark...and Rey would be the referee.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

WWE NXT

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & Corey Graves.
-Samoa Joe wasted no time in hitting the ring...he had a document which detailed NXT Champion Shinsuke Nakamura's medical condition after last week's altercation.  Joe said Nakamura's injuries would put him on the shelf for an extended period of time...patience may be a virtue, but Joe noted that he's neither patient nor virtuous.  He demanded that General Manager S. William Regal either give him his rematch with Nakamura ASAP or strip him of the title and hand it back to him.  Regal said the medical document was correct, but he hadn't heard from Nakamura personally...as for Joe, he would handle that situation himself.  Joe walked up to Regal on the entrance stage and told him face-to-face to "do what's right" or the rest of his NXT roster would look like Nakamura.
-Backstage:  Dasha Fuentes interviewed Cedric Alexander about his main-event matchup against Andrade Almas.  Tonight is his NXT debut and he vowed to prove that he's as good as he thinks he is.
-Backstage:  Charly Caruso interviewed Liv Morgan about her challenge to NXT Women's Champion Asuka Urai...she refused to bow down to anyone and said that she didn't come to NXT to stay at the bottom.  Asuka entered the interview area and said that they would find out if Liv was truly ready for her.
-Austin Aries d. Oney Lorcan with the Last Chancery (6:32 aired).  Afterwards, Aries said that while Hideo Itami makes people "Go 2 Sleep", he makes them tap out.  He wanted to call out Itami, but he knew he wouldn't show up...of course, that brought out Itami.  As soon as Itami entered the ring, Aries made a quick exit.
-Debuting in two weeks:  Dan Matha.
-Last week after the Cruiserweight Classic finale:  Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano were gushing respect for their compatriots in the tournament...but they were attacked in the parking lot by NXT Tag Team Champions The Revival(Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder).  Ciampa & Gargano got the better of the brawl and the champs retreated.
-Billie Kay d. Aliyah Areebi after IT'S THE BIG FOOT (3:16).
-Coming soon:  Sanity.
-Backstage:  Dasha interviewed Mandy Rose about her recent social media comments regarding Ember Moon...Mandy didn't think that Ember Moon "fits the mold".
-Next week:  Asuka vs. Liv Morgan.
-Cedric Alexander d. Andrade Almas via Lumbar Check(belly-to-back double-knee backbreaker) (8:04 aired).  The two shook hands after the match...Almas teased a cheapshot, but embraced Alexander instead.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Comedy Part 726: So I Still Need A Job...

Location:  Helium Comedy Club
Emcee:  Tina Dybal
After:  Jeremy Hellwig
Before:  Tiel Pierce

Sure, I get on the list at Helium and it turns out Nikki Glaser is in town and at the Westport Funny Bone's open-mic...D-OH!  Haven't seen her in quite a while.  At any rate, I had a few new ideas to work out, two of which came to me on the drive to the show...one of them seemed to go over pretty well.  I hate this humid time of year as it messes with my sinuses to the point that I have trouble hearing...so it's tough to gauge how well my jokes are doing.  Hopefully the job search will come up with something soon...otherwise the comedy will have to take a back seat.

WWE Smackdown + This Week In Wrestling

-Commentators:  Mauro Ranallo, David Otunga, & John Bradshaw Layfield.
-Jimmy & Jey Uso d. American Alpha(Jason Jordan & Chad Gable) when Jey pinned Jordan after the top-rope splash (6:42 aired).
-Baron Corbin d. Apollo Crews with the End Of Days(mid-air Flatliner); Jack Swagger did commentary.
-Mike Mizanin(w/ Maryse Ouellet-Mizanin) d. Dolph Ziggler to retain the Intercontinental Title; Maryse had been ejected from ringside, but Miz blinded Ziggler with her perfume behind the referee's back before winning with the Skull-Crushing Finale (13:01 aired).
-Randy Orton d. Erick Rowan after the RKO (2:22).
-Nikki Bella & Naomi Night d. Natalya Neidhart & Carmella Van Damme by DQ when Carmella dragged Nikki out of the ring and rammed her repeatedly into the ringside barricade (0:33).
-Dean Ambrose d. John Cena by countering an F-U attempt into a sunset flip pin (6:54 aired).  (Wait, what?)  WWE Champion A.J. Styles took out Ambrose with a post-match Pele Kick and General Manager Daniel Bryan booked Ambrose's one-on-one title rematch with Styles for next week's Smackdown...Ambrose punctuated that announcement by dropping A.J. with the Dirty Deeds v2.0(double-underhook DDT).

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WWE(www.wwe.com)

Main Event this week has:
-Rhyno & Heath Slater vs. Breezango(Tyler Breeze & Johnny Fandango)
-Rich Swann vs. Lince Dorado

NXT this week has:
-Andrade Almas vs. Cedric Alexander
-Oney Lorcan vs. Austin Aries
-Aliyah Areebi vs. Billie Kay

Superstars this week has:
-Darren Young vs. Curtis Axel
-The Golden Truth(Goldust & "R-Truth" Ron Killings) vs. Titus O'Neil & Jinder Mahal

Smackdown on Tuesday 9/27 has:
-A.J. Styles vs. Dean Ambrose - WWE Title

Clash Of Champions is on Sunday 9/25:
-Kevin Owens vs. Seth Rollins - Universal Title
-Alexander Rusev vs. Roman Reigns - U.S. Title
-The New Day(Big E Langston & Kofi Kingston) vs. The Bullet Club(Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows) - Raw Tag Team Titles
-T.J. Perkins vs. Brian Kendrick - Cruiserweight Title
-Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Bayley Rose - Raw Women's Title
-Sami Zayn vs. Chris Jericho
-Alicia Fox vs. Nia Jax

No Mercy is on Sunday 10/9:
-A.J. Styles vs. John Cena vs. Dean Ambrose - WWE Title
-Rhyno & Heath Slater vs. Jimmy & Jey Uso - Smackdown Tag Team Titles
-Becky Lynch vs. Alexa Bliss - Smackdown Women's Title

TNA(www.tnawrestling.com)

Impact on Thursday has:
-Ethan Carter III & Moose vs. Bobby Lashley & Mike Bennett
-Aron Rex vs. Eli Drake - Grand Title Tournament
-Eddie Edwards vs. Drew Galloway - Grand Title Tournament
-D.J. Shiima Xion vs. Trevor Lee - X-Division Title
-Maria Kanellis-Bennett vs. Luscious Latasha

Bound For Glory is on Sunday 10/2:
-Bobby Lashley vs. Ethan Carter III - Heavyweight Title
-Grand Championship Tournament Final
-The Decay(Abyss & Crazzy Steve) vs. The Hardy Boys(Matt & Jeff) - Tag Team Titles
-Maria Kanellis-Bennett vs. Gail Kim - Women's Title
-Moose vs. Mike Bennett

RING OF HONOR(www.rohwrestling.com)

ROH TV this week has:
-Michael Elgin & Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Adam Cole & Adam Page
-Toru Yano vs. Silas Young
-Cheeseburger vs. Punisher Martinez

Next show is Saturday 9/24 in Duluth, GA:
-Jay Lethal vs. Colt Cabana - Ringmaster Challenge(Best-Of-Three-Falls, Pinfall/Submission/30-Minute Ironman)
-The Motor City Machineguns(Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) & Jay White vs. The Addiction(Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian) & Kamaitachi - Lucha Rules
-Dalton Castle vs. Jushin Liger
-Stevie Richards vs. Silas Young
-War Machine(Todd Hanson & Raymond Rowe) vs. The All Night Express(Kenny King & Rhett Titus)
-Delirious vs. Caprice Coleman
-Lio Rush vs. Jonathan Gresham

NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING(www.njpw.co.jp/english)

Information on upcoming episodes will be posted when it becomes available.

LUCHA UNDERGROUND(www.luchaunderground.com)

Next episode of Lucha Underground has:
-Matanza Cueto vs. ? - Heavyweight Title - Dario's-Dial-Of-Doom Match

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ST. LOUIS ANARCHY(www.stlanarchy.com)

Next show is Friday 11/18 in Alton, IL.

DPW(www.dynamoprowrestling.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/1 in St. Louis, MO(Ready Room).

DPW has a show on Saturday 10/15 in Glen Carbon, IL:
-Appearing:  Angelina Love

SICW(www.sicw.org)

Next show is Saturday 10/1 in Swansea, IL:
-Ron Powers vs. Attlia Khan - Classic Title

MMWA(www.southbroadwayac.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/8 in St. Louis, MO.

PWCS(www.pwcswrestling.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/29 in Granite City, IL:
-Davey Vega(Resurgence) vs. Mike Outlaw(Blacklist)
-Gary Jay(Submission Squad) vs. K.C. Karrington(Ego Busters)

HIGH RISK WRESTLING(www.facebook.com/hrwstl)

Next show is Friday 10/21 in Warsaw, MO:
-Mike Sydal vs. Tony Kozina - Heavyweight Title
-Mike Outlaw vs. Justin D'Air - Mayhem Title No-DQ Match
-Jack Gamble vs. Elvis Aliaga vs. Tyler Copeland
-Danny Adams vs. Kiyoshi Shizuka

PRO WRESTLING EPIC(www.prowrestlingepic.com)

Information on upcoming shows will be posted when it becomes available.

METRO PRO WRESTLING(www.metrowrestling.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/8 in Kansas City, KS:
-Nate Redwing's Team vs. Ace Steel's Team - Tag Teammageddon
-Appearing:  Colt Cabana, Tom Pritchard

3XW(www.3xwrestling.com)

Next shows are Saturday 9/24 and Sunday 9/25 in Des Moines, IA as part of the Latino Heritage Festival.

WLW(www.harleyrace.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/1 in Troy, MO.

WLW has a show on Saturday 11/5 in Troy, MO.

GATEWAY ELITE WRESTLING(www.facebook.com/TheGatewayElite)

Information on upcoming shows will be posted when it becomes available.

STRIDE PRO WRESTLING(www.facebook.com/Cmaprowrestling/)

Next show is Saturday 10/1 in Marion, IL:
-Billy Hills vs. Tony Flood

OUTLAW WRESTLING(www.facebook.com/outlawwrestling01)

Information on upcoming shows will be posted when it becomes available.

WRESTLING OVER EVERYTHING(woe-wrestling.webnode.com)

Next show is Saturday 9/24 in Caseyville, IL:
-Leone Mephisto vs. Brandon Aarons - WOE Heavyweight Title vs. PWE Heavyweight Title
-Billy McNeil vs. Danny Adams
-Gavin Alexander vs. Tyler Copeland - Stretcher Match
-Darius Lee vs. Blake Belakis
-Adrian Silvers vs. Da'Marius Jones
-Moondog Pongo vs. Robby McCann
-Chase King vs. Barackus
-LaMarcus Clinton vs. Brian Valor

PRO WRESTLING RESURGENCE(www.facebook.com/ProWrestlingResurgence)

Next show is Sunday 11/20 in Swansea, IL.

CENTRAL STATES CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING(nwaccw.x10.bz)

Information on upcoming shows will be posted when it becomes available.

WORLD POWERHOUSE WRESTLING(sites.google.com/site/worldpowerhousewrestlingstl/home)

Next show is Saturday 10/8 in Collinsville, IL:
-Xavier Frost vs. Curtis Payne - Heavyweight Title

NEW BREED WRESTING(www.facebook.com/NewBreedMO)

Next show is Saturday 10/22 in Eldon, MO:
-Steve Fender vs. Dustin Bozworth - Heavyweight Title

CCW(www.capewrestling.com)

Next show is Saturday 9/24 in Cape Girardeau, MO:
-Brandon Barbwire vs. Austin Lane - Heavyweight Title
-Brandon Espinosa vs. Ace Hawkins - MWR Missouri Title
-Sarge O'Riley vs. Billy Hills
-C.J. Shine vs. Hollis Giroux
-Jason Vaughn vs. Dale Wylde
-Little Bit vs. Diamond Doll - I Quit Match

WARRIOR'S CODE WRESTLING(https://www.facebook.com/warriorscodewrestling1)

Information on upcoming shows will be posted when it becomes available.

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EVOLVE(www.wwnlive.com & www.dgusa.tv)

Next show is Saturday 10/15 in Orlando, FL:
-Drew Galloway & Dustin Taylor vs. Drew Gulak - Tracey Williams - Tag Team Titles

EVOLVE has a show on Sunday 10/16 in Ybor City, FL:
-Matt Riddle vs. Drew Galloway

PRO WRESTLING GUERRILLA(www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com)

Information on upcoming shows will be posted when it becomes available.

CHIKARA(www.chikarapro.com)

Next show is Saturday 10/8 in Haverhill, MA.

WHY WE WRESTLE(www.facebook.com/ThisIsWhyWeWrestle)

Next show is Saturday 9/24 in Cornelia, GA:
-Gunner Miller vs. Anthony Henry - Heavyweight Title

HOUSE OF HARDCORE(www.houseofhardcore.net)

Next show is Friday 10/14 in Cleveland, OH:
-Tommy Dreamer vs. Ethan Carter III vs. Rhino
-Bob Holly vs. Sami Callihan
-Matt Cross vs. Tony Nese
-Candice LeRae vs. Jessicka Havok

HOH has a show on Saturday 10/15 in Elizabeth, PA:
-Rhino vs. Sami Callihan
-Bob Holly vs. Ethan Carter III

SHIMMER(www.shimmerwrestling.com)

Next shows are Friday 11/11, Saturday 11/12, and Sunday 11/13 in Berwyn, IL.

SHINE(www.shinewrestling.com)

Next show is Friday 11/4 in Ybor City, FL.

IWA MID-SOUTH(iwamidsouthwrestling.webs.com)

Next show is Thursday 9/22 in Clarksville, IN.

IWA-MS has a show on Saturday 9/24 in New Albany, IN featuring the Hybrid Cup Tournament:
-Tournament Participants:  Cole Radrick, John Wayne Murdoch, Aidan Blackhart, Reed Bentley, Randi West, Joseph Schwartz, Shad Satu, J.C. Rotten

AAW(www.aawrestling.com)

Next show is Friday 10/7 in Merrionette Park, IL.

AAW has a show on Saturday 10/8 in Merrionette Park, IL.

ACW(www.anarchychampionshipwrestling.com)

Next show is Sunday 10/23 in Austin, TX:
-Angel Blue vs. Su Yung - Joshi Title Ladder Match

Missouri Wrestling Revival: http://www.missouriwrestlingrevival.com/
St. Louis Wrestling: http://www.saintlouiswrestling.com/
St. Louis Wrestling Community: http://community.livejournal.com/stlwrestling/

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Monday, September 19, 2016

WWE Raw

-Commentators:  Michael Cole, Byron Saxton, & Corey Graves.
-U.S. Champion Alexander Rusev(w/ Lana Perry-Rusev) fought Seth Rollins to a double countout in a non-title match (8:16 aired).
-Braun Strowman d. Sin Cara after a running powerslam (1:51).
-Raw Women's Champion Charlotte Flair & Dana Brooke d. Sasha Banks & Bayley Rose when Charlotte pinned Bayley after IT'S THE BIG FOOT (8:06 aired).
-Bo Dallas d. Gary Gram with the inverted swinging neckbreaker (1:17).
-Match 6 Of Best-Of-7 Series:  Antonio Cesaro d. Sheamus O'Shaunessy with the Neutralizer (6:06 aired).
-Sami Zayn, Raw Tag Team Champions The New Day(Big E Langston & Kofi Kingston), Enzo Amore, & Colin Cassady(w/ Xavier Woods) d. Chris Jericho, The Bullet Club(Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows), & The Shining Stars(Primo & Epico Colon); Enzo pinned Primo after he and Cass hit the Badaboom Shakalaka(Rocket Launcher) (5:28).
-Brian Kendrick won a four-corner match with Gran Metalik, Rich Swann, and Cedric Alexander when he made Cedric tap out to the Captain's Hook(fka Bully Choke) (11:40 aired).
-Roman Reigns d. Universal Champion Kevin Owens in a non-title cage match by escaping the cage (10:37 aired).  U.S. Champion Alexander Rusev attacked Reigns after the match and he and Owens locked themselves in the cage with Reigns, but Seth Rollins made the save by climbing the cage and diving off the top onto Owens and Rusev.
-On Smackdown:  John Cena vs. Dean Ambrose, plus Mike Mizanin vs. Dolph Ziggler for the Intercontinental Title.

Dynamo Special Comment

Now, as promised, a special comment about Saturday's Dynamo Pro Wrestling show at the Sports Academy in Glen Carbon, Illinois.

DISCLAIMER:  I'm biased.  Deal with it.

The two main choices for local wrestling in the greater St. Louis area were Dynamo Pro and Southern Illinois Championship Wrestling's monthly event in East Carondelet.  For the most part, a wrestling fan can't go wrong with the options in this area; I'm the type that likes to watch as much as I can.  I will do my best to catch up on SICW's particulars via Wrestling Explosion, of course.

The turnout for the show was looking light at first, but the audience filled out rather nicely.  It seems like DPW has had to rebuild its audience all over again with the departure from the Stratford Inn in Fenton, forcing them to focus more on the Illinois side of the river with shows in Glen Carbon and Wood River.  They do have at least one upcoming show scheduled for The Ready Room in St. Louis (October 1st, if I'm not mistaken).  I wouldn't call it a huge crowd and it took some doing to get the fans into the action at times, but they bought into the show as it progressed.

Your ring announcer was Chris Roedel, your assistant ring announcer was Luke Roberts, and your referees were Patrick Hook & Scott Ramsey.

C.J. Shine vs. "The Incredible Primal Prodigy" Matt Kenway (Look At Him)(w/ Sophie Darling):  This was Sophie's first appearance in Kenway's corner as she had previously only managed The Snitch.  Both guys are finding their footing in the wrestling industry in general and Dynamo in particular.  Sophie interfered at least once, but her charge may have needed a bit more help; Shine got the win with a spinebuster(Shinebuster?) in 6:40.

Jackal vs. "The Cowboy" Ric Maverick:  Maverick had been a solid fan favorite in the past, so it was a surprise when he attacked Jackal from behind before the opening bell.  Maverick was more aggressive than usual, perhaps frustrated with recent in-ring setbacks.  However, this would be another setback as Jackal floated over him in the corner to get the rollup pin in 5:16.  Maverick snapped and attacked Jackal again, but Rocket Mapache hit the ring with a chair to run him off.

Straps Down University("The Valedictorian" Keon Option & Justin D'Air) vs. The Midnight Society(Billy McNeil & Jayson Khaos)(w/ C.J. McManus):  I'm pretty sure this was a top-contenders' matchup to determine the next challengers for High Level Enterprise's Tag Team Titles.  D'Air had been on the shelf with a recent leg injury, which affected a scheduled title shot he and Option had against Jack Gamble & Jon Webb in July.  Big Jay Knight took his place at that time and HLE retained the titles under questionable circumstances.  With McNeil & Khaos on the same page, they provided a formidable obstacle for Option & D'Air...especially with D'Air still testing out his wheels and working off the ring rust.  McManus wasn't above a bit of interference on behalf of his team, either...but Option & D'Air picked up the victory on this night.  Option pinned McNeil after a wheelbarrow drop/Codebreaker combo with D'Air in 9:38...is the gold finally in their future?

"The King Of Chaos" Ricky Cruz vs. "The Filipino Warrior" Elvis Aliaga:  It had been a good week for Filipino wrestlers with T.J. Perkins being crowned the new WWE Cruiserweight Champion; Aliaga hoped to continue that trend.  However, he faced strong competition in the former Heavyweight and Tag Team Champion...they had crossed paths in the past with Ricky getting the upper hand.  After a strong matchup, Aliaga was able to sneak in a low blow; the rookie referee somehow missed it, despite it seemingly happening right in front of him.  Elvis capitalized on the cheapshot with a Flatliner for the surprise win in 11:20...didn't see that coming.  After the match, Aliaga said that he deserved a title opportunity and challenged the winner of the night's D-1 Championship match...I figured that he would want a shot at Mike Outlaw since he just beat the former Heavyweight Champ, but to each his own.  Cruz went under the ring and came out with a kendo stick, cutting Aliaga's promo short and sending him into retreat mode...

Before intermission, co-promoter Crystal Young brought the fan favorite side of the roster to the ring to acknowledge several recent birthdays...including that of Dynamo's youngest helper "Robo".  That kid's gonna be a contender some day...

Intermission~!  My Official Ben Simon Concession Count(tm) only amounted to one root beer...I compensated after the show, as I hadn't eaten much in the way of dinner that evening.

It was announced that Angelina Love was scheduled to appear at the next Glen Carbon show on October 15th...woo.  I can only ass/u/me that she will be facing Lucy Mendez, but we shall see.

"The Don Mega" Shorty Biggs vs. Outtkast for the D-1 Title:  Shorty had ended Outtkast's inaugural D-1 Title reign in Wood River last month, so a rematch was quickly set up between the Bumrush Brother tag team partners.  Of course the two know each other very well and it showed in both of their encounters, so the question of killer instinct came into play: Who would be willing to take that extra little step to secure victory?  That didn't necessarily mean breaking the rules, but it could have meant a bit of rule-BENDING and exploiting a disadvantage on the part of one's opponent.  That opportunity came when Outtkast snapped Shorty's arm across the edge of the ring; he focused his attack on the champion's arm after that moment.

These guys had another lengthy matchup and showed that they are among the most underrated competitors in the area on the technical side of things.  The crowd was divided with a slight edge to Shorty, which only fueled Outtkast's desire to best his tag team partner of the past decade.  In the end, the attack on the arm was too much and Biggs was forced to tap out to a modified cross-armbreaker in 19:17, making Outtkast a two-time D-1 Champion!

There were no hard feelings after the match and the two embraced...but Elvis Aliaga ruined the moment by attacking both men.  He attempted to do further damage to Shorty's already-injured arm, then turned his attention to Outtkast so he could issue his challenge face-to-face.  The Bumrush Brothers reunited their efforts to drive Aliaga out of the ring and Outtkast had no trouble accepting Aliaga's challenge for a championship bout!

"The Wind Of Destruction" Makaze vs. "The Alternative" Ozzie Gallagher, mask vs. hair match:  Sadie Blaze had resurfaced at Dynamo Pro earlier in the year, taking a particular interest in his former protege Gallagher...in particular, he didn't approve of Gallagher's underhanded tactics.  Gallagher insisted that Blaze had written the book on such maneuvers, but Blaze said he had grown past that state of mind.  Blaze brought back his "old friend" Makaze to settle things in the ring, leading up to this grudge match with high stakes in the stipulation.

Previous encounters had seen Gallagher win with a low blow, get DQed for a low blow, and Makaze return the favor with his own cheapshot victory.  As such, each man knew the other extremely well and knew how to counter the opponent's signature maneuvers...as well as the underhanded tactics.  The fight spilled out of the ring at one point and Makaze dropped Gallagher to the floor with a running bulldog off the bleachers!  The masked man could still take to the air as well as he dove onto Gallagher with a plancha off the second rope.  Gallagher did his best to take the mask from his mentor, but Makaze survived a dangerous belly-to-belly superplex and then the Champagne Supernova(cradle backdrop driver).  In turn, Gallagher was able to kick out of Makaze's Blizzard Suplex(Northern Lights/fisherman suplex)...but Makaze finally trapped him in the middle of the ring with the Kyouhen(Sharpshooter) for the tapout in 17:43!

Gallagher tried to run away from his fate, but The Bite Club(Rocket & Jackal) carried him back to the ring for his trimming...Makaze took a pair of scissors and electric trimmers to Gallagher's long hair, but the process was taking a while so they dragged him to the backstage area to finish the job!

Mike Outlaw vs. MWR Missouri Champion Brandon Espinosa vs. Tag Team Champion Jon Webb for the Heavyweight Title:  Outlaw regained the title from "Dirdey" Jake Dirden last month, but Dirden had other obligations to uphold so the rematch between the two would have to wait.  On that same show in Wood River, Espinosa and Webb wrestled to a time-limit draw, putting both in prime position for a title opportunity.  Espy had scored a couple of prior victories over Outlaw(both in and out of the Dynamo ring) so he already felt like he deserved to be the champion.  The match was surprisingly short; I wondered if one of the previous segments had run long or something.  Espinosa and Webb seemed more focused on each other than on the championship, which led to Outlaw being able to bide his time on the floor.  When Espy hit Webb with a double-underhook brainbuster, Outlaw took the opportunity to throw Espinosa out of the ring and steal the fall on Webb in 6:47!  The champion had retained his title in the first defense of his second reign...after he took his leave, Espy and Webb shook hands.

Post-show, I met up with my esteemed colleagues Brian Kelley, Ben Simon, Jay King, and Gary Weiss at Denny's to compare notes from SICW.  I hesitated to order anything big, so I went with cheese fries and just water to drink.  This budgeting thing needs work, given the fact that my current income is approximately zero.

At any rate, the only local show next weekend is Wrestling Over Everything in Caseyville, IL on Saturday.  Cape Championship Wrestling has a show in Cape Girardeau next Saturday for the more adventurous types.  That'll wrap up the month of September and hopefully my employment status will have improved by then.

That's my special comment for this, the fortieth wrestling show I've attended in the year 2016.  Good night, good luck, and #yaywrestling.

-PB, Watching Wrestling Wrong Since 1991

P.S. We are all marks.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

ROH + SICW

ROH TV

-Commentators:  Kevin Kelly & Steve Corino.
-The Guerrillas Of Destiny(Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa) d. The All Night Express(Kenny King & Rhett Titus)(w/ Caprice Coleman) when Loa pinned Titus after he and Tonga hit the Guerrilla Warfare(assisted elevated DDT) (8:00 aired).
-Keith Lee & Shane Taylor d. Ken Phoenix & Ricardo Rojas; Lee hit Phoenix with a Last Ride-style powerbomb and Taylor got the pin after a splash off the second rope (1:52).  Lee & Taylor challenged War Machine to settle their issues right then and there...it didn't take long to get an answer.
-War Machine(Todd Hanson & Raymond Rowe) fought Keith Lee & Shane Taylor to a double DQ when both teams brought chairs into the fight (4:23).
-Tag Team Champions The Addiction("Almighty" Christopher Daniels & "Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian) & Kamaitachi d. IWGP Heavyweight Champion Kazuchika Okada & Roppongi Vice(Rocky Romero & Trent Barreta); Daniels pinned Romero after he and Kazarian hit the Best Meltzer Ever(moonsault-spike Tombstone) (10:52 aired).
-Next week:  Michael Elgin & Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Adam Cole & Adam Page.

SICW Wrestling Explosion

-Commentator:  Drew Abbenhaus.
-"Volatile" Curtis Wylde & "Unstable" Dave Vaughn(w/ Wyldefyre) d. "Your Canadian Hero" Sean Vincent & Johnny Blade when Wyldefyre tripped Blade, allowing Vaughn to capitalize with a double-underhook DDT for the win.
-Flashback:  King Kong Brody did an interview about an upcoming match with The Giant Assassin.
-Flashback:  King Kong Brody & Ron Powers d. The Giant Assassin & Big Daddy; Brody took out Big Daddy with IT'S THE BIG FOOT and Powers got the pin after a big splash.

Saturday DPW Results From Glen Carbon, IL + SICW Results

-C.J. Shine d. "The Incredible Primal Prodigy" Matt Kenway (Look At Him)(w/ Sophie Darling) after the Shinebuster(spinebuster) (6:40).
-Jackal d. "Cowboy" Ric Maverick via rollup out of the corner (5:16).  Maverick attacked Jackal after the match but Rocket Mapache ran him off with a chair.
-Straps Down University("The Valedictorian" Keon Option & Justin D'Air) d. The Midnight Society(Billy McNeil & Jayson Khaos)(w/ C.J. McManus); Option pinned McNeil after he and D'Air hit a wheelbarrow drop/Codebreaker combo (9:38).
-"The Filipino Warrior" Elvis Aliaga d. "The King Of Chaos" Ricky Cruz after a low blow set up a Flatliner for the cheap win (11:20).  After the match, Aliaga challenged the winner of the D-1 Title match later in the night...but Cruz chased him out of the ring with a kendo stick.
-It was announced that Angelina Love was scheduled to appear at the next Glen Carbon show on October 15th.
-Outtkast d. "The Don Mega" Shorty Biggs to regain the D-1 Title; Outtkast focused his attack on Shorty's arm and got the tapout victory with a modified cross-armbreaker (19:17).  The two embraced after the match, but Elvis Aliaga attacked both men; Outtkast accepted Aliaga's challenge after the fact.
-"The Wind Of Destruction" Makaze d. "The Alternative" Ozzie Gallagher with the Kyouhen(Sharpshooter) in a mask-vs.-hair match (17:43).  Gallagher tried to run away from his post-match fate, but The Bite Club(Rocket Mapache & Jackal) dragged him back to the ring where Makaze cut his hair with scissors and clippers.
-Mike Outlaw won a triple threat match with MWR Missouri Champion Brandon Espinosa and Tag Team Champion Jon Webb to retain the Heavyweight Title; Espinosa hit a double-underhook brainbuster on Webb, but Outlaw threw Espy out of the ring and scored the pinfall on Webb (6:47).

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Saturday SICW results from East Carondelet, IL (credit to Ben Simon):

-Moondog Rover d. Roy Lewis with the World's Strongest Slam (2:54).
-Kyle King d. "The Enforcer" Jimmy D via crucifix (5:10).
-Big Jim Hoffarth fought "The Icon" Chris Hargas(w/ Travis Cook) to a double countout (2:22).
-"Night Train/Gorgeous/Great One" Gary Jackson & "Your Canadian Hero" Sean Vincent d. Vic The Bruiser & Waco(w/ Big Daddy) by DQ when Waco hit Jackson with a foreign object (12:07).
-"Ironman" Ken Kasa d. "Unstable" Dave Vaughn with the Tazmission (5:57).
-"Volatile" Curtis Wylde & Wyldefyre d. The Roman Dynasty(Karim Brigante & Miss Monica Passeri) when Wylde pinned Brigante after the Wylde Ride(Flatliner) (11:15).  Wylde ran his mouth after the match, so Brigante dropped him with a roaring elbow.
-Ron Powers fought "The Tokyo Monster" Kahagas(w/ Travis Cook) to a no-contest to retain the Classic Title when Chris Hargas and Ken Kasa both interfered (7:49); B. Brian Blair assisted Powers in fighting off Kahagas and Hargas.  This led to Powers vs. Kasa being set up for the October show in East Carondelet.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Show results

Thursday IWA-MS results from Clarksville, IN:

-Randi West d. Mance Warner.
-Cole Radrick d. Ray Waddell.
-Shad Satu won a gauntlet match with Ram Jam, Aidan Blackhart, J.C. Rotten, Calvin Tankman, and Corey Storm.
-Bomb Shelter(Joseph Schwartz & Zodiak) d. Sage Philips & Teddy King.
-J.J. Garrett d. Johnathan Wolf to retain the Heavyweight Title.
-Shane Mercer d. Shigehiro Irie.
-Mickey Muscles vs. Brother Reed ended in a no-contest.
-John Wayne Murdoch, Reed Bentley, & Nick Doepp vs. Shigehiro Irie, Cole Radrick, & Corey Storm ended in a no-contest.
-Todd Morton's Hangmen(Derek Neal, ?, & ?) d. John Wayne Murdoch, Reed Bentley, & Nick Doepp in an unsanctioned lights-out match.

Friday ROH results from Pittsburgh, PA:

-Kelly Klein, Veda Scott, & Britt Baker d. Mandy Leon, Crazy Mary Dobson, & Faye Jackson.
-A.C.H. d. Will Ferrara.
-Jonathan Gresham d. Delirious.
-Tag Team Champion Frankie Kazarian d. Chris Sabin.
-Alex Shelley d. Kamaitachi.
-IWGP Tag Team Champions The Briscoe Brothers(Jay & Mark) won a non-title four-corner match with War Machine(Todd Hanson & Raymond Rowe), The All Night Express(Kenny King & Rhett Titus), and Silas Young & "Beer City Bruiser" Matt Winchester.
-Cheeseburger d. Chris LeRusso.
-Lio Rush d. Caprice Coleman.
-Jay White d. Tag Team Champion Christopher Daniels.
-Jay Lethal, Colt Cabana, & Dalton Castle d. Heavyweight Champion Adam Cole & IWGP Jr. Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson).

Friday AAW results from Merrionete Park, IL:

-Adrian Alexander & ? d. Danny Adams & Curt Stallion.
-Rey Horus d. Prince Mustafa Ali by referee stoppage due to an injury to Ali.
-The Besties In The World(Davey Vega & Mat Fitchett) d. Ohio Is 4 Killers(Jake & Dave Crist) to retain the Tag Team Titles.
-Josh Alexander d. Drew Gulak.
-Kimber Lee & Heidi Lovelace d. The Hooligans(Devin & Mason Cutter).
-Sami Callihan d. Abyss.
-Trevor Lee, Andrew Everett, & Jack Evans d. Moose, Heritage Champion A.R. Fox, & Dezmond Xavier.
-Jeff Cobb d. Matt Riddle.
-Fenix d. Chris Hero.

Friday HOH results from Long Island, NY:

-Matt Striker d. Alex Reynolds.
-Bull James d. Eddie Kingston.
-Vik Dalishus, Hale Collins, & Ben Ortiz d. Team Tremendous(Dan Barry & Bill Carr) & Connor Braxton.
-Mascarita Dorada(fka El Torito) d. Horn Swoggle.
-Brian Myers d. Pat Buck.
-Matt Hardy d. Aron Stevens.
-Ricochet d. Tony Nese.
-Rhino d. Tommy Dreamer in a street fight.

Saturday ROH results from Lockport, NY:

-IWGP Tag Team Champions The Briscoe Brothers(Jay & Mark) d. Colt Cabana & Dalton Castle in a non-title match.
-Tag Team Champion Christopher Daniels won a triple threat match with Chris Sabin and Matt Jackson.
-Alex Shelley won a triple threat match with Nick Jackson and Tag Team Champion Frankie Kazarian.
-A.C.H., Lio Rush, & Jay White d. The All Night Express(Kenny King & Rhett Titus) & Caprice Coleman.
-Jay Lethal d. Silas Young.
-Kamaitachi d. Jonathan Gresham.
-Jessicka Havok & Taeler Hendrix d. Mandy Leon & Deonna Purrazzo.
-Silas Young won an Honor Rumble.

Saturday CHIKARA results from Philadelphia, PA:

-Princess Kimber Lee d. Rock Lobster.
-Team Big Deal(Rick Roland & Sloan Caprice) d. Suplex Steven & Brandon Bodyslam.
-Icarus & "Mr. Touchdown" Mark Angelosetti d. The Colony(Fire Ant & Silver Ant).
-Hermit Crab d. Amasis.
-Juan Francisco De Coronado & Wani d. Worker Ant II & Bullet Ant.
-The Batiri(Obariyon, Kodama, & Kobald) d. Heidi Lovelace, Oleg The Usurper, & Ophidian.
-Hallowicked d. Drew Gulak to retain the Grand Championship.
-Dez Poloton(Donald Cluger & Jasper Tlibbins) d. Sonny DeFarge & Cornelius Crummels.

Saturday HOH results from Philadelphia, PA:

-Robbie Eckos d. Lance Anoai.
-Alex Reynolds won a three-way dance with John Silver and Pat Buck.
-Eddie Kingston, Vik Dalishus, & T.J. Marconi d. Team Tremendous(Dan Barry & Bill Carr) & Connor Braxton.
-Chris Hero d. Tony Nese.
-Brian Myers & Horn Swoggle d. The Underground Luchador(Matt Striker) & Mascarita Dorada(fka El Torito).
-Ricochet d. Sami Callihan.
-Matt Hardy d. Tommy Dreamer.

Sunday ACW results from Austin, TX:

-Rey Ortiz won a four-way dance with El Classico, Romeo Falcon, and Garrett Shanks.
-Johnny Axxle won a six-way dance with Kody Lane, Mad Tigre, Jamie Holley, Donnie Giovanni, and Stan Summers.
-Shigeyuki Kawahara d. Scotty Santiago to win the U-30 Title.
-Dylan Dunbar & The Kingsmen(Larry Canis & Michael Shafer) d. Johnny Swole & Zac & D.G. Taylor.
-The Swarm(Joshi Champion Angel Blue & Wade Olsen) won a three-way dance with Jeff Gant & Jack Jameson and Tank Engine Thomas & Reggie Lincoln.
-Sky DeLacromisa d. Alexandre Rudolph to retain the T.V. Title.
-Steve O. Reno d. Bolt Brady.
-The Diamond Dogs(Luke Langley & Graham Bell) d. The Hooligans(Devin & Mason Cutter).
-Jojo Bravo d. Aaron Solow.
-Angel Blue d. Laynie Luck to retain the Joshi Title.
-Ricky Starks d. Tag Team Champion Killah Kash.
-Seph Anunnaki d. Ruthless Lala.
-Allie Kat d. Amanda Rodriguez.
-Raymond Rowe d. Crazy Mary Dobson to retain the Heavyweight Title.

Friday, September 16, 2016

TNA One Night Only

-Grade & Mia "Jade" Yim d. Eli Drake & Sienna Kay when Jade pinned Sienna after the package piledriver.
-The Tribunal(Basile Baraka & Baron Dax)(w/ Al Snow) d. The Bro Mans(Robbie Eckos & Jessie Godderz)(w/ Raquel Castrovinci) when Dax rolled up Robbie with a handful of tights.
-Moose d. D.J. Shiima Xion after the Gamebreaker(windup short-arm discus lariat).
-Mahabali Shera d. Rockstar Spud with a sitdown pin.
-Tyrus Clay d. Crazzy Steve(w/ Rosemary Rush) with the World's Strongest Slam.
-Marti Belle d. Madison Rayne in a no-DQ match after hitting her with the baton.
-Drew Galloway d. Andrew Everett with the Future Shock(double-underhook DDT).
-Ethan Carter III d. Trevor Lee after the One-Percenter(headlock driver).
-Mike Bennett(w/ Maria Kanellis-Bennett) d. Braxton Sutter with the Miracle In Progress(fireman's-carry Michinoku Driver).
-Bobby Lashley d. Eddie Edwards via spear.

Main Event + Superstars

WWE Main Event

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & David Otunga.
-Kane d. Johnny Fandango(w/ Tyler Breeze) after a double chokeslam of both Fandango and Breeze (1:06).
-Jason Jordan(w/ Chad Gable) d. Aiden English(w/ Simon Gotch) with an exploder suplex (3:33).

WWE Superstars

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & Corey Graves.
-Braun Strowman d. Sin Cara with a powerbomb dropped into a Diamond Cutter-ish landing (3:58).
-Adrian Neville & Darren Young(w/ Bob Backlund) vs. Titus O'Neil & Curtis Axel when Young pinned Axel after the Gut Check(fireman's-carry double-knee gutbuster) (7:20 aired).

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Comedy Part 725: Hey Guys, Yet Another Contest Qualifier

Location:  Hey Guys Comedy
Emcee:  Me
Lineup:  Jimmy Day, Gary Reinhardt, Mike McGuire, Lucas Hinderliter, Nathan Orton(winner), Spencer Tegtmeyer, Gary Schultz, Joe "The Animal" Lancey, Shannon Yarbrough, Adam Hoppe, Brannagan Brouk, Tom Brown

My efforts to find employment have taken precedence over writing wacky new jokes, so I didn't have much new material to try out.  With the monthly contest qualifier taking place, I was in the position of killing time at the end of the show so they could tally the votes.  Hopefully I can find gainful work soon so I can improve my mood and focus on the comedy again...as it is, it's been tough to drag myself out of the gloomy state of mind where I've been stuck for most of the past week.

TNA Impact

-Commentators:  Josh Mathews & D'Angelo Dinero.
-Grand Championship Tournament:  Aron Rex d. Trevor Lee after a roaring elbow (1:55 of Round 2 - 4:55 total).
-Braxton Sutter d. Rockstar Spud in an Empty-Arena Match after ramming him face-first into an exposed turnbuckle (5:13).
-Gail Kim won a women's Gauntlet For The Gold.  Order of entry:  Mia "Jade" Yim, Laurel Van Ness(fka Chelsea Green)(w/ Women's Champion Maria Kanellis-Bennett & Allie Dennis), Sienna Kay, Gail, Marti Belle, Raquel Castrovinci, and Madison Rayne.  Eliminations:  Rayne by Van Ness, Jade by Marti, Marti by Van Ness, Raquel by Sienna, Van Ness by Gail(with an accidental "assist" by Allie), and Sienna by Gail pinfall after the Eat-The-Feet (10:38 aired).
-Grand Championship Tournament:  Eddie Edwards d. Mahabali Shera with the Achilles Lock(modified half-crab) (0:53 of Round 3 - 6:53 total).

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

NXT, CWC, LU

WWE NXT

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & Corey Graves.
-Samoa Joe kicked off the show...the commentators noted that he's not medically cleared to return to action, but he does still have his contractually-obligated rematch for the NXT Title.  He claimed to have seen the error of his ways, saying he was a disgrace as champion...but while he regretted some of his actions, he wouldn't apologize for them as he wanted to become the standard-bearer of the hottest brand in WWE.  He called NXT Champion Shinsuke Nakamura to the ring to address him to his face...Nakamura was understandably wary, but Joe said that Nakamura truly was a deserving contender and now a worthy champion.  Nakamura had no problem with granting Joe his rematch...the two shook hands and Joe made his way to the backstage area as Nakamura played to the fans(YEAOH~!).  However, Joe attacked him from behind as he posed on the entrance stage...he dragged him back to the ringside area and laid him out with a Rock Bottom onto the ring steps!  Nakamura had to be stretchered away from ringside.  General Manager S. William Regal made his way to ringside to survey the situation, as did Corey Graves.
-Backstage:  An enraged Regal wanted to have a talk with Samoa Joe, but Joe was already in his car and leaving the premises.
-Liv Morgan d. Rachael Fazio(fka Ellering) via guillotine hold (1:53).  Liv took some offense to NXT Women's Champion Asuka Urai claiming to have cleared out the division...she knew it was a tall order, but she was on a roll and wanted her shot at the title.
-Coming soon:  Sanity.
-Hideo Itami d. Drew Gulak with the Go 2 Sleep (4:55).
-The Authors Of Pain(Akam Dhinsa & Rezar Selmani)(w/ Paul Ellering) d. Doug Sessa & Chris Payne when Rezar pinned Sessa after the Authors hit their Russian legsweep/lariat combo (1:53).
-Backstage:  Tye Dillinger admitted that he hadn't exactly been on a winning streak lately, but he would always be the "Perfect Ten".
-Bobby Roode d. "No Way" Jose Valenzuela after an elevated DDT (7:47 aired).

WWE Cruiserweight Classic

-Commentators:  Mauro Ranallo & Daniel Bryan.
-Semifinal:  Gran Metalik d. Zack Sabre Jr. with the Metalik Screwdriver(fireman's-carry fisherman driver) (13:13).
-Semifinal:  T.J. Perkins d. Kota Ibushi with a crossed-leg kneebar/facelock combo (14:51).
-Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano d. Cedric Alexander & Noam Dar; Ciampa pinned Dar after a close-range superkick by Gargano while Ciampa delivered a running knee strike to the back of the head (9:48).
-Before the main event, Triple H revealed that the winner of the tournament would be crowned the new WWE Cruiserweight Champion!
-Finals:  T.J. Perkins d. Gran Metalik with the TJP Clutch(crossed-leg kneebar) to win the Cruiserweight Classic and become the new Cruiserweight Champion (17:49).

Lucha Underground Season 3 Episode 2

-Commentators:  Matt Striker & Vampiro.
-Elsewhere, after Ultima Lucha Dos:  Cortez Castro wanted to bring in Dario Cueto for his assault on Mr. Cisco, but Captain Vasquez said no...Castro insisted that Cisco had become a friend of his, prompting a laugh from Joey Ryan.  A brief scuffle ensued as a result, but Vasquez convinced them to simmer down.
-Dr. Wagner Jr.(w/ Famous B & Nurse Brenda) d. Mascarita Sagrada with the Doctor Driver(Michinoku Driver) (0:56).
-"A Millenia Ago":  A dying father entrusts an impending war to his daughter, giving her an amulet called the Piedra Immortal for safekeeping.  The amulet would ensure that she would never grow old or die...
-At the police department, right before Ultima Lucha Dos:  Officer Vasquez held the broken half of an amulet...Castro walked into the office and said that Dario would be going down.  Vasquez said that things wouldn't go down the way he thought they would...they needed Dario for whatever war would be taking place and she told Castro that he was suspended.
-Mil Muertes(w/ Catrina Perez) d. Argenis with the Flatliner (1:35).  Catrina administered the "lick of death" to Argenis, but Prince Puma springboarded into the ring to attack Muertes.  Puma got the better of the fight and Mil wanted more, but Catrina got between the two and held back Mil.
-Last week, in promoter Dario Cueto's office:  Dario took a look around the room to ensure that everything was as he left it.  Joey Ryan barged into the office, saying that he knew about Mr. Cisco's death and he was a cop...but he wanted to be on the right side of the upcoming war.  He said he did everything to keep Dario out of jail, then spilled the beans about Castro being a cop as well.  He held out his hand for a payout...Joey said he wasn't doing it out of the goodness of his heart as he had child support to pay.  Dario reluctantly handed out the cash.
-"Tonight", at the police department:  Castro entered Officer Vasquez's office and said he was on her side of the "war"...she said he was going back to the temple.
-Killshot d. Marty "The Moth" Martinez in a Weapons Of Mass Destruction Match.  Mariposa tried to interfere and was kicked off a ladder, sending her crashing through a table; with Marty below Killshot on the ladder, Killshot delivered a double-stomp from the rungs to drive Marty through a table below them!  Killshot finally scored the pinfall on a bloody Moth after that (22:25).
-Backstage:  Muertes took out his frustration on a defenseless locker; Catrina told him that he would get Puma, but patience was a virtue.  After all, she had waited hundreds of years to get what she wants...and she pulled out the other half of the amulet.