Thursday, September 22, 2016

Lucha Underground Season 3 Episode 3

-Commentators:  Matt Striker & Vampiro.
-Elsewhere:  Rey Misterio Jr. continued his training with Dragon Azteca Jr....he said that he knew what Pentagon Dark did to him(broke his arm), but he cannot lose focus because they have more important battles to fight.  Chavo Guerrero Jr. made a surprise appearance in the training ring and immediately turned the tables on Azteca, saying that perhaps he could teach a better lesson than Rey.
-Promoter Dario Cueto spun his Dial Of Doom to determine Heavyweight Champion Matanza Cueto's challenger for the night...and he got Willie Mack!
-Matanza Cueto(w/ Dario Cueto) d. Willie Mack after the Wrath Of The Gods(rewind powerslam) to retain the Heavyweight Title (6:02).
-Somewhere on the open road:  Son Of Havoc and Mascarita Sagrada watched Famous B's commercial with disdain...they were crashing at Havoc's mother's place, as she offered some Bagel Bites(tm) to the lounging wrestlers.
-Backstage in Dario's office:  Johnny Mundo & Taya Valkyrie stormed into Dario's office; Mundo wanted another spin of the wheel so he could get his shot at the Heavyweight Title.  Dario said that he had to settle for himself and his partners(Jack Evans & P.J. Black) getting their rematch for the Trios Titles against Fenix, Drago, & Aero Star.  Mundo decided not to bother with it, saying he would be at his dojo...but Taya stuck around and Dario wondered if Mundo's loss would be her gain.
-Before the next scheduled match, Dario made an appearance to poke fun at Brian Cage and El Texano Jr. for losing in the first round of his Unique Opportunity Tournament.  He said that whoever won their singles match would get the "ultimate opportunity".
-Brian Cage d. El Texano Jr. after a discus lariat (5:52).  Dario told Cage that if he wanted his "ultimate opportunity", he would have to beat him two more times...it was a best-of-five series.
-Backstage in Dario's office:  He received a baseball cap in the mail with Famous B's phone number on it.  He also got a manila envelope with some obscure pictures...but Azteca walked into the office and Dario casually tossed the photographs into the trash.  Azteca wanted to face Pentagon, but Dario really wanted to see a rematch with Black Lotus...as it turned out, she was on vacation in Hong Kong, so perhaps the Pentagon match will happen after all.  Ricky Mandel was the next to enter the office and was interested in the photographs (which had mysteriously rematerialized back on Dario's desk)...Dario didn't have a match for him, but he handed off the photos to Ricky.  Next in line was Chavo, who said they had to talk...
-Fenix, Drago, & Aero Star d. Jack Evans, P.J. Black, & Taya Valkyrie(subbing for Johnny Mundo) to retain the Trios Titles; Aero Star pinned Black after a middle-rope-from-outside springboard Codebreaker (9:22).  Johnny Mundo ran into the fray afterwards as Evans refused to assist his Worldwide Underground partners in beating down the champs.  Gift Of The Gods Champion Sexy Star hit the ring for an assist, finally putting the Worldwide Underground foursome on the same page(to some extent).
-Backstage in Dario's office:  Dario spoke with Rey Misterio Jr. about Azteca's demand for a match.  He said that Azteca would face Chavo next week with the winner getting the grudge match against Pentagon Dark...and Rey would be the referee.

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