Friday SLA Results From Granite City, IL

-Ring announcer:  J. Rose.  Referees:  Nick Chinn, Adam Kennedy, & Aaron Grider.
-The Young Guns(12 Gaige & Damien Deschain) d. Those Damn Coyotes("Wild Child" Connor Hopkins & "The Wicked Side" Brooks Berna); Deschain pinned Berna after he and Gaige hit a flying knee strike/spear combo (8:25).
-Nick King won a four-corner match with Jay Marston, Victor Analog, and "The Dad Bod" Sean Orleans when he made Orleans tap out to the Sharpshooter (5:25).  Afterwards, Deacon "Main Card" Cash came out on crutches to ask the fans for money, seeing as how he couldn't wrestle with a broken foot.
-"Second To None" Kenny Alfonso d. "The Midwest Bully" Craig Mitchell with a running Sliced Bread #2 (9:05).
-The Premier("The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson & "The Soup" Campbell Myers)(w/ "Dat Boi" S.K. Bishop) d. Evan Gelistico & "Space Jesus" Billie Starkz when Camaro pinned Billie after the lariat (10:30).
-"The Real Deal" Derek Neal d. "The Handsome Hooker" Thomas Shire via fisherman buster (9:38).
-"The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams d. "The Miracle Worker" Davey Vega with an STF/cravate combo (8:45); Vega injured his knee early in the bout and Williams targeted the limb en route to victory.
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay d. "R.S.P." Rickey Shane Page after a series of strikes ending in a forearm smash (16:46).
-"Dirdey" Jake Dirden, "Moonshine" Ryan Mantell, & Angelus Layne(w/ Greg Jovi) d. Christian Rose, "Big Beef" Gnarls Garvin, & BSTRD Cassidy when Dirden pinned Rose after the spear (11:03).
-"The Gunslinger" Mat Fitchett d. "Warhorse" Jake Parnell with an elevated DDT/brainbuster (15:52).
-"Heavyweight Hustle" Calvin Tankman d. "The River City Cryptkeeper" Kevin Lee Davidson after the vertical suplex-into-sitout Tombstone (10:54).
-"The American Wolf" Davey Richards d. "Li'l Hollywood Hills" Everett Connors when Connors passed out in Richards' grapevine anklelock (9:48).
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt d. "The Technical Genius" Daniel Makabe in a Pure Rules Match to retain the Gateway Heritage Title, getting the pin after the Coronation(piledriver) (22:51).