Saturday DPW Results From St. Louis, MO

-Ring announcer:  Chris Roedel.  Referees:  H.D. Daniels, Jay King, & Christopher Miles.
-The night started with a ten-bell salute to Blackjack Lanza and Jimmy Rave.
-"The Urban Cowboy" Ricky Rodriguez d. Tag Team Champion Jackal after the leapfrog Fameasser (6:28).
-Sadie Blaze read his wrestling-themed version of The Night Before Christmas.
-"Beach Body" Ryan Ash d. Ryu Kendrick after a mule kick to the groin that the referee missed, followed by the Unprettier (7:14).
-"The Caramel Bear" C.J. Shine d. "The King Of Chaos" Ricky Cruz with the TKO (9:40).  Cruz snapped and attacked Shine after the match, even decking the referee in the process, until Ricky Rodriguez ran him off with a chair.
-Mike Outlaw d. Xavier Shadowz by DQ to retain the MWR Missouri Title when "Big Vik" Viktor Von Stein returned to attack Outlaw (13:18).  The Agents Of Chaos reunited to lay out Outlaw.
-No Role Modelz("The Turnbuckle Don" Eli Rossi & A.T.M.) d. Technical Difficulties(Moses "The Deliverer" Powell & Rahim De La Suede); Rossi hit Rahim with a spinning uranagi and A.T.M. got the pin after the frog splash (10:43).
-The Snitch d. Outtkast in a no-DQ match; the stipulations said that Outtkast would be forced to retire if he lost, while a loss for Snitch would mean he was barred from any title shots and would have to shut up about the so-called "Dynamo Screwjob".  The official was knocked down at one point so there was no one to count the fall when Outtkast delivered a piledriver off four set-up chairs.  Another referee entered the match and the two combatants delivered simultaneous headbutts with Snitch falling back onto Outtkast, but Snitch's shoulders were on the mat and each referee counted a man down (22:46).  However, it was decided that the match would be restarted to ensure a winner; Snitch survived Outtkast's Case Study, then managed to hit Outtkast with his own Case Study to score the victory (1:31 of the restart; 24:17 total).
-D-1 Champion "The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson d. "Lights Out" Adrian Surge with the lariat to win the Heavyweight Title (24:11); only Surge's title was at stake.