Sunday, March 6, 2022

AEW Revolution

-"Legit" Leyla Hirsch d. "The Galaxy's Greatest Alien" Kris Statlander after hitting her with a spare turnbuckle bolt, finishing with a moonsault.
-Hook d. "God's Gift" Q.T. Marshall with the Redrum(kata-ha-jime); "The Human Suplex Machine" Taz did commentary.
-The House Of Black(Malakai Black, Brody King, & Buddy Matthews) d. "The Bastard" Pac, Penta Oscuro, & Erick Redbeard(w/ Alex Abrahantes); Malakai split black mist in Redbeard's eyes, leading to Matthews delivering a pump knee and King dropping him with a sitout Tombstone.  Malakai pinned Redbeard after that.
-"The Mad King" Eddie Kingston d. "The Influencer" Chris Jericho with the Stretch Plum.
-The Jurassic Express("Jungle Boy" Jack Perry & Luchasaurus) won a triple threat match with reDRagon(Kyle O'Reilly & "The Infamous" Bobby Fish) and The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson)(w/ Brandon Cutler) to retain the Tag Team Titles; Jungle Boy pinned Matt Jackson after he and Luchasaurus hit the double-team sitout spinebuster.
-"Mr. Mayhem" Michael Wardlow won a ladder match with Christian Cage, "Powerhouse" Will Hobbs, "Absolute" Ricky Starks, "Limitless" Keith Lee, and "Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy by retrieving the brass ring from above the ring.  Donovan Danhausen cursed Starks near the end of the match.
-Tony Schiavone introduced AEW's newest signing:  "Sw3rve The Realest" Shane Strickland!
-Jade Cargill(w/ "Smart" Mark Sterling) d. Taynara Conti(w/ "#99" Anna Jay & "#-1" Brodie Lee Jr.) with the Jaded(double-chickenwing sitout faceplant) to retain the TBS Title.
-C.M. Punk d. Maxwell Jacob Friedman in a dog collar match; M.J.F. called for Wardlow to bring him his Dynamite Diamond Ring, but Wardlow blatantly stalled until Punk hit the Go 2 Sleep.  Wardlow then left the ring on the apron and Punk used it to knock out M.J.F. for the win.
-Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D.(w/ Rebel & Jamie Hayter) d. "La Mera Mera" Thunder Rosa with the advanced curbstomp to retain the Women's Title.
-Jon Moxley d. The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson by reversing a triangle hold into a jackknife cradle for the pin.  They continued to brawl after the bell and referees couldn't separate them, but S. William Regal made a surprise appearance to play peacemaker and encourage a handshake.
-Sting, TNT Champion "The Spanish God" Sammy Guevara, & Darby Allin d. Andrade El Idolo, "Big Money" Matt Hardy, & Isiah Kassidy(w/ Jose The Assistant) in a tornado trios match when Darby pinned Hardy after the Coffin Drop(blind top-rope senton).  Marq Quen, "The Butcher" Andy Williams, & "The Blade" Braxton Sutter interfered on behalf of the Andrade/Hardy Family Office.
-"Hangman" Adam Page d. Adam Cole with the Buckshot(slingshot somersault lariat) to retain the Heavyweight Title despite interference by reDRagon, who were eventually fought off by members of the Dark Order.

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