Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  J. Rose.  Referees:  Kat Carter, Aaron Grider, & Nick Chinn.
-"The Dragon Of The Pacific" Solomon Tupu & Mike Hartenbower d. Orion Starlight(fka Orion Creed) & "The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy when Tupu pinned Starlight after a uranagi (3:10 plus brawling before the bell).
-"The Dad Bod" Sean Orleans d. Nick King by DQ when "Pistol Danger" Evan Gelistico & "Lights Out" Adrian Surge attacked Orleans (10:59).
-"That Damn Coyote" Christian Rose d. "Dirdey" Jake Dirden(w/ Greg Jovi) in a lumberjack match; despite Jovi having seemingly paid off all of the lumberjacks to assist his man, Rose was able to get Dirden to tap out in the middle of the ring to the No-Leaf Clover(elevated Boston Crab) (10:40).  Having survived Jovi's gauntlet, Rose told Jovi that he would see him in the ring at Circus Maximus.
-"Space Jesus" Billie Starkz d. "The Southern Flamingo" Kody Lane after the swanton bomb (7:32).
-The Premier("The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson & "The" Matt Kenway) d. These Men Do not Exist("Technicolor" Victor Analog & "Death Wish" Anakin Murphy); Camaro pinned Murphy after he and Kenway hit a powerbomb/top-rope clothesline combo (6:59).
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt d. "Do Or Die" Chip Day via Coronation(piledriver) (9:06).
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega d. "Speedball" Mike Bailey with a modified scorpion deathlock (17:29).
-"Pistol Danger" Evan Gelistico won a six-way match with "Lights Out" Adrian Surge, "Moonshine" Ryan Mantell, "The Soup" Campbell Myers, "The Beast King" Chase Holliday, and "The Huntsman" Jay Marston; Mantell hit Marston with an Alabama Slam, but Surge threw Mantell out of the ring and Gelistico covered Marston for the three-count (5:56).
-"The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams d. "The Gunslinger" Mat Fitchett by rolling through a re-entry sunset flip and holding the ropes for illegal leverage (11:55).
-"The Real Deal" Derek Neal d. Steve "1 Called" Manders via fisherman buster after a low blow behind the referee's back (10:11).
-"Second To None" Kenny Alfonso d. "Hoss Funk" Thomas Shire by countering a spinning torture-rack drop with a modified Code Red in mid-air for the pin (11:35).
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay d. "The Duke" John Wayne Murdoch in an Anarchy Rules Match to retain the Gateway Heritage Title, getting the pin after hitting Murdoch with a bundle of light tubes and then finishing with the rolling elbow (16:24).  Grindhouse(Davey Vega & Mat Fitchett) entered the ring to congratulate Gary on his win, only to turn on him with a double superkick!