Wednesday, June 8, 2022

AEW Dynamite

-Commentators:  Jim Ross, Tony Schiavone, & Excalibur.
-Casino Battle Royal:
Clubs:  "The Murderhawk Monster" Lance Archer, "The Premier Athlete" Tony Nese(w/ "Smart" Mark Sterling), "Red Death" Daniel Garcia, Darby Allin, & "The Mad King" Eddie Kingston.
Diamonds:  "Absolute" Ricky Starks, "Rock Hard" Jake Hager, Rey Fenix, Shane "Swerve" Strickland, & "Limitless" Keith Lee.
Lee eliminated Nese and Archer.
Hearts:  "The Meat Man" John Silver, Konosuke Takeshita, "Platinum" Max Caster, Austin Gunn, & Colten Gunn(w/ Billy Gunn & "The Five-Tool Player" Anthony Bowens).
Spades:  "Powerhouse" Will Hobbs, "The Infamous" Bobby Fish, Kyle O'Reilly, "Angél Dorado" Dante Martin, & "The Decoder" Wheeler Yuta.
Fenix kicked Caster out of the ring.  Lee double-clotheslined the Gunns to the floor, but then Swerve dumped out Lee from behind.
Joker:  Andrade El Idolo(w/ Jose The Assistant).
Hobbs eliminated Silver.  Kingston sent Garcia to the floor, but then Hager knocked Kingston to the floor from behind only to be eliminated himself by Yuta.  Starks & Hobbs joined forces to eliminate Takeshita.  Starks low-bridged Dante out of the ring.  Fenix dropkicked Starks out of the match.  Darby dumped out Fish, but then Swerve surprised Darby by throwing him out.  Andrade booted Swerve to the floor.  Hobbs nearly got Fenix out but Yuta threw out Hobbs from behind.  Andrade caught Fenix with a low blow in mid-air before throwing him out.  Yuta and O'Reilly unintentionally worked together to backdrop Andrade to the floor, leaving them as the final two.  After a fight on the ropes, O'Reilly was able to kick Yuta to the floor for the win (25:00).
-Coming soon:  The AEW All-Atlantic Championship.  The title will be decided by a four-corner match at Forbidden Door with these qualifiers:  Pac vs. Buddy Matthews, "The Redeemer" Miroslav Barnyashev, Penta Oscuro vs. Malakai Black, and an announced match with representatives from New Japan Pro Wrestling.
-All-Atlantic Title Tournament:  "The Bastard" Pac d. Buddy Matthews(w/ House Of Black) after the Black Arrow(corkscrew shooting star press) (10:47).  Rey Fenix & Penta Oscuro celebrated with Pac afterwards.
-Trent Beretta called out Fear The Revelation(Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler), wanting a rematch for the ROH Tag Team Titles for himself and "Azucar" Rocky Romero.  They noted that they have common enemies, which brought out Will Ospreay...and that set up an attack from behind by other members of the United Empire:  Aaron Henare & Aussie Open(Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis)!
-"Hangman" Adam Page d. David Finlay with the Buckshot(slingshot somersault lariat) (10:23); Adam Cole did commentary.
-"Smart" Mark Sterling threatened a lawsuit against "Mr. Mayhem" Michael Wardlow, then challenged him to face twenty previously-abused security guards at once.  The security guards behind him included gentlemen who looks suspiciously like Mike Outlaw, Hoodie Howlett, S.K. Bishop, Camaro Jackson, Niles Plonk, & Curt Gannon.
-"La Mera Mera" Thunder Rosa d. "The Problem" Marina Shafir via victory roll to retain the Women's Title (8:25).  Shafir attacked Rosa after the match until Toni Storm made the save.
-Interim Heavyweight Title Tournament:  Jon Moxley d. Kyle O'Reilly after the elevated Paradigm Shift(double-underhook DDT) (14:16); S. William Regal did commentary.
-Friday on Rampage:  Eddie Kingston vs. Jake Hager, "The Galaxy's Greatest Alien" Kris Statlander vs. Red Velvet, and Trent Beretta & F.T.R. vs. Will Ospreay & Aussie Open, plus Satnam Singh makes his in-ring debut.
-Next week on Dynamite in St. Louis:  Angel Ortiz vs. "The Influencer" Chris Jericho in a hair vs. hair match, Wardlow vs. 20 security guards, Jurassic Express("Jungle Boy" Jack Perry & Luchasaurus) vs. Hardy Boys(Matt & Jeff) vs. The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson) for the Tag Team Titles in a ladder match, and Miro vs. Ethan Page in the All-Atlantic Title tournament.

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