Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  Kat Carter.  Referees:  ?, Nick Chinn, & Aaron Grider.
-Devin O'Neal d. Steven O'Neal after the swinging DDT (5:50).
-"The Dad Bod" Sean Orleans d. "The Huntsman" Jay Marston via forward-roll cradle (4:50).
-"That Damn Coyote" Christian Rose d. "Lights Out" Adrian Surge(w/ Nick King) with the No-Leaf Clover(elevated Boston Crab) (9:13).
-"Mad Dog" Austin Connelly won a four-corner match with Craig Mitchell, Nick King, and "The Bear Fighter" Dimitri Alexandrov when he pinned Alexandrov after a lariat (6:35).
-"The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson d. "The Southern Flamingo" Koko(Kody) Lane with the lariat (9:27).
-"Hoss Funk" Thomas Shire d. "Death Wish" Anakin Murphy via powerbomb (6:23).  Dingo checked on Anakin after the match.
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt d. "Second To None" Kenny Alfonso after the Coronation(piledriver) (13:16).
-K.C. Karrington & "Moonshine" Ryan Mantell(w/ Greg Jovi) d. Technical Difficulties(Moses "The Deliverer" Powell & Rahim De La Suede); Karrington pinned Moses after he and Mantell hit an Alabama Slam/flying boot combo (8:46).  (Moses was substituting for Billy McNeil who was out of action with an injury.)
-"The American Wolf" Davey Richards d. Steve "1 Called" Manders with the Gotch-style piledriver (12:50).
-"The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams d. "The Man In The Static" Victor Analog after a buzzsaw kick to the back of the head (12:29).
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay d. "Spitfire" Davey Vega(w/ Tony Patrico) via sliding forearm (16:51).  Afterwards, Gary challenged Gateway Heritage Champion "The Real Deal" Derek Neal to give him his rematch at the Mega Ticket in November.