Sunday CHWA Results From Cottage Hills, IL

-Ring announcer:  Dilly.  Referees:  Jeremy Smith, Steven Hopple, & ?.
-Iorio The Juggalo(w/ Isaiah "The Enforcer" Markel) won a triple threat match with Madi Monarch(w/ Sofia Sombra) and Tag Team Champion "Parasyte" Tyler Blake(w/ Mazoku) when he rolled up Parasyte for the pin (12:16).
-Drew Karter(w/ General Manager Vicious Victoria) d. Johnny Banks(w/ Manic Medic Margaret) via rollup after a low blow (10:26).  A rematch was set up for next week's show with Victoria's position of authority on the line (Margaret would become the new G.M. if Banks wins).
-Playboy Double H d. Skittles after the advanced curbstomp (2:54).
-New 1-Up Champion "The Shoeserweight" Chris Exodus declined to cash in his belt for a title shot next week, saying he had faith in Heavyweight Champion Jeremy Lightfoot to shut up Playboy Double H in the Tables Ladders & Chairs Match.  He threw out an open challenge to defend his belt the following week and it was answered by Alister Crow...while it looked like there was some level of mutual respect between the two, Crow delivered a cheapshot headbutt and the two brawled.
-Tag Team Champion Mazoku(w/ "Parasyte" Tyler Blake) won a triple threat match with Sofia Sombra(w/ Madi Monarch) and Isaiah "The Enforcer" Markel(w/ Iorio The Juggalo) when he pinned Enforcer after the shooting star press (12:03).
-Halo Blackwell called out "The Midwest Bad Boy" P.T. Beckham, who had recently turned on "The Deceived" Damien Blackwell & Johnny Banks, and demanded he face Damien one-on-one.  P.T. came out with a verbal barrage that disrespected seemingly everyone who came to mind until Damien attacked Beckham to kick-start a match.
-"The Deceived" Damien Blackwell(w/ Halo) d. "The Midwest Bad Boy" P.T. Beckham by DQ when Beckham blatantly hit Damien with a chair (0:10).  CHWA commentator The Godfather ordered the match restarted as a no-DQ bout.
-"The Midwest Bad Boy" P.T. Beckham d. "The Deceived" Damien Blackwell(w/ Halo) in a no-DQ match.  Both were bloody by the end of the fight which involved a lot of chairs among other weapons.  Beckham took out Blackwell's knee and caught him in a figure-four leglock, causing Blackwell to black out from the pain and leading to a referee stoppage (23:10).
-Dean Roberts vs. Sid Manson with Drew Karter as special guest referee ended in a no-contest.  Karter was biased in favor of his new ally Manson until Sid accidentally hit Karter during the bout.  Roberts delivered a Burning Hammer and went for the pin, but Karter walked away from the match rather than make a count.  That led to a brawl between all three men that ended up in the backstage area, leading to the match being called a no-contest (10:55).
-Cousin Waylon Phoenix d. "The Butcher"(Cousin Jebediah in a pig mask) after the Bayou Bomb(Vader Bomb) to retain the International Title (0:21).  Waylon defends against "The Butcher" Damian Blade at next week's show.
-Heavyweight Champion Jeremy Lightfoot and Playboy Double H had the contract signing for their Tables Ladders & Chairs Match next week with both the Heavyweight Title and the company's future at stake.  Playboy attacked Lightfoot and slammed him on the signing table; several wrestlers hit the ring to stop Playboy from doing any more damage.
-"The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride d. Alister Crow after a flying headbutt (14:21).
-"The Shoeserweight" Chris Exodus d. Kenneth Collins with the Starlight Kick(middle-rope springboard roundhouse kick) to retain the 1-Up Title (17:23).