Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  Kat Carter.  Referees:  Aaron Grider & ?.
-Madi Monarch d. "The Queen Of Lariats" Ashlyn Alexander after the low Russian legsweep faceslam (3:57).
-Country Air("The Outlaw" Zach Hendrix & "The GHOAT" Doc Simmons) d. Orion Starlight & B.A. Malkin; Hendrix pinned Malkin after he and Simmons hit the over-the-shoulder powerslam/top-rope double-stomp combo (7:06).
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt d. "Death No More" Anakin Murphy via fisherman buster (11:09).
-Full Power Thunder Muscle("The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson & "Warhorse" Jake Parnell) d. Billy McNeil & "The Man In The Static" Victor Analog; Camaro pinned Analog after he and Warhorse hit a Death Valley Driver/sitout powerbomb combo (14:53).
-"HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie d. "Rowdy" Evan Gelistico with a headlock takedown into a cradle (8:55).
-"Dad Bod" Sean Orleans d. "Ruff" Adrian Surge after the Stone Cold Stunner (9:02).  Evan Gelistico attacked Orleans afterwards, but Orleans was feeling well enough to name the stipulation for Circus Maximus:  Fans bring the weapons!
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay d. "The Heartbreak Killer" Brogan Finlay via rolling elbow (7:58).
-"The Violent Gentleman" Aaron Williams d. "The Boy" Nick King(w/ "Rowdy" Evan Gelistico) after the buzzsaw kick (9:15).
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega d. "The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede to retain the Destination Title; the referee was knocked down and Vega brought a chair into the ring, wedging it between the turnbuckles.  Rahim got out of Vega's attempts to run him into the chair, but Vega managed to roll him up with feet on the ropes for the cheap three-count (14:28).
-Gateway Heritage Champion "The King's Road Slayer" Derek Neal, "Moonshine" Ryan Mantell, & K.C. Karrington(w/ Greg Jovi) d. "That Damn Coyote" Christian Rose, Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly, & Steve "1 Called" Manders when Neal pinned Connelly after a piledriver (12:13).
-"Space Jesus" Billie Starkz d. "The Pink Striker" Miyu Yamashita via victory roll reversal (14:04).  Greg Jovi's Family attempted to surround the ring and "take back" the main event on Neal's behalf, but Jeremy Wyatt hit the ring and Jovi ordered a retreat.