Thursday SLA Results From Granite City, IL

-Ring announcer:  Kat Carter.  Referees:  Aaron Grider & ?.
-"The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy d. "The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride with a bodyscissors pin (5:16).
-Devin & Steven O'Neal(w/ Nixi X.S.) d. The New Guys(Jake Bosche & Scott Stanley); Devin pinned Stanley after he and Steven hit the double sitout chokeslam (8:18).
-"Zesty" Zakk Sawyers d. "Death No More" Anakin Murphy via brainbuster (8:54).
-"Mad Dog" Austin Connelly d. Craig Mitchell with the hangman submission (8:01).
-Billy McNeil, "The Man In The Static" Victor Analog, & "HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie d. Brogan Finlay & Country Air(Zach Hendrix & Doc Simmons); McNeil pinned Simmons after he and Shazza hit a wheelbarrow/splits Stunner combo (12:00).
-Mike Outlaw d. "The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede after the corkscrew Stunner (9:59).
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega(w/ Devin & Steven O'Neal & Nixi X.S.) won a triple threat match with "That Damn Coyote" Christian Rose and "Ruff" Adrian Surge to retain the Destination Title; "The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams interfered in the match, leading to Vega pinning Surge after the Brain Eater(brainbuster onto the knee) (9:40).
-"Moonshine" Ryan Mantell & K.C. Karrington(w/ Greg Jovi) d. Full Power Thunder Muscle("The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson & "Warhorse" Jake Parnell); Camaro attempted a powerbomb on Karrington, but K.C. hit him with a foreign object in mid-move and fell on top for the pin (10:10).
-"Space Jesus" Billie Starkz d. Madi Monarch via Tombstone (9:56).
-"The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams d. "The Too Turn't Wild Unicorn" Laynie Luck with the buzzsaw kick (11:55).
-"The King's Road Slayer" Derek Neal(w/ Greg Jovi) d. Steve "The 1 Called" Manders to retain the Gateway Heritage Title after hitting him with a foreign object provided by Jovi, then finishing with the fisherman buster (13:17).  Moonshine Mantell & K.C. Karrington hit the ring to help Neal beat down Manders; Mad Dog Connelly ran them off, only to deck Manders himself.  Jovi's crew thought they had a new ally, but then Connelly attacked them as well and they ganged up on him.  Finally "The Handsome Hooker" Thomas Shire arrived with a chair to run off the Jovi Family.
-Masato Tanaka d. "The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay after the sliding forearm (19:09).