Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL + Other Show Results

-Ring announcer:  "High Voltage" Kat Carter.  Referees:  H.D. Daniels & Dallas Edwards.
-"The Worst Person You Know" Chase Holliday d. "The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride after a spinning backfist (6:26).
-"The Menace To Society" B.A. Malkin & Those Damn Coyotes("Shooter" Damien Deschain & "The Wicked Side" Brooks Berna) d. "The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy, "Cutthroat" Kenny Kalix, & El D.L.C., Berna pinned D.L.C. after Malkin's spinning Northern Lights Bomb (3:55).
-K.C. Karrington seemed to be in better spirits as he celebrated his birthday while sporting the usual potato sack...he even seemed willing to make amends with "The Grand Regent" Camaro Jackson.
-"Warhorse" Jake Parnell d. "The Man In The Static" Victor Analog via lariat (8:44).  Warhorse browbeat Analog after the match, trashing Analog's "gimmickry" and saying no one really cared about him.  A frustrated Analog left his television headwear behind as he walked backstage.
-"The Grand Regent" Camaro Jackson d. Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly via bridging rollup after K.C. Karringston stopped Connelly from using his chain as a weapon (7:21).
-"The Gunslinger" Mat Fitchett won a four-corner match with "HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie, "The Wild Unicorn" Laynie Luck, and "Rowdy" Tommy Davis when he made Davis tap out to a triangle hold (6:50).
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt d. "Rough" Adrian Surge(w/ "The Power Rough Girl" Ashlyn Alexander) with the crossface chicken wing (13:50).
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega(w/ Devin & Steven O'Neal & "The Versace Of Violence" Nixi X.S.) d. "Death No More" Anakin Murphy via dragon sleeper to retain the Destination Title (Anakin didn't tap out but passed out in the hold) (12:22).
-Gateway Heritage Champion "The King's Road Slayer" Derek Neal, "The Smokin' Ace" Luke Langley, & Angelus Layne(w/ Greg Jovi) d. "The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede, "The Moneymaker" A.T.M., & Madi Monarch when Neal pinned Madi after the fisherman buster (9:43).
-"Tombstone" Thomas Shire d. "Cashflow" Ken Broadway after two powerbombs (7:08).
-"The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams d. "The Boy" Nick King with the buzzsaw kick (10:42).  Williams said he had a new goal to win the Destination Title...which brought out the champion Davey Vega for a confrontation.
-Those Damn Coyotes("The King Of The Valley" Christian Rose & "The Crown Jewel" Connor Hopkins)(w/ "Shooter" Damien Deschain & "The Wicked Side" Brooks Berna) d. The New Guys(Jake Bosche & Scott Stanley); Rose pinned Stanley after he and Hopkins hit a double-team boosted sitout powerbomb (7:06).
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay d. Lenny Mephisto in a bloody weapons-filled brawl after a Flapjack onto a bed of nails in the corner (15:56).

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Saturday CSW results from Kansas City, MO(credit to Ben Simon):

-Anaya Howlett d. Austin Lee after a Death Valley Driver (4:17).
-Tag Team Title Tournament:  Grindhouse("Spitfire" Davey Vega & "The Gunslinger" Mat Fitchett) d. The Hatekeepers("The Huntsman" Jay Marston & "The Cajun Kid" Shain Boucher) when Fitchett pinned Boucher with a top-rope cross-bodyblock (13:06).
-"Second To None" Kenny Alfonso d. "The Smokin' Ace" Luke Langley via backslide (13:14).
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay d. "The Connoisseur" Niles Plonk after the rolling elbow (10:02).
-Tag Team Title Tournament:  The Premier("SOUPerstar" Campbell Myers & "Dat Boi" S.K. Bishop) d. The Howletts(Hoodie & Anaya); Myers pinned Anaya after delivering a released suplex onto Bishop's knees (19:24).  Anaya turned on Hoodie after the match, hitting him with a chair.
-Dred Roberts d. "Handsome" Scott Hansen with a powerbomb (8:42).
-Colton Theron Vaught d. Scott Taylor via rollup (8:52).
-"The Mile-High Magnum" Dak Draker won a triple threat match with "The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt(C) and Gil Rogers to win the Central States Title, pinning Rogers after hitting him with the title belt (18:33).  Draper issued an open challenge after winning...
-"Moonshine" Ryan Mantell d. "The Mile-High Magnum" Dak Draper after the lariat to win the Central States Title (0:43).