Saturday SICW Results From Belleville, IL + Other Show Results

-Ring announcer:  Drew Abbenhaus.  Referees:  Nick Ridenour, Andy Anderson, Bill Henson, & Danny Boy Hawkins.
-The Uber Destroyer(w/ "The Merchant Of Violence" Stephen E) d. C.K. Cosmic via pinfall with the German Claw (5:40).
-Gil Rogers & Billy McNeil d. Central States Champion "Superstar" Steve Fender & "Pretty Boy" Shawn Douglas when McNeil pinned Douglas after the Shadows Over Hellbow(top-rope elbowdrop to the back) (13:29).
-"The Mid-South Monster" Bull Bronson d. "The Iron Pitbull" Kenny Kingston with the Bullseye(sitdown splash) (4:26).
-The Professionals(Shawn Santel & Mauler McDarby) d. Jayson Breed & "The Spanish Storm" Brice Cawvey; McDarby pinned Cawvey after he and Santel hit the Irish Melancholy(back suplex/second-rope elbowdrop combo) (9:22).  Santel & McDarby attempted to injure their opponents after the bell but Kenny Kingston made the save.
-The Top Guns(Brandon Barretta & Joe Vinetti) d. Ax Allwardt & "Big Nasty" Glenn Williams(w/ "Your Canadian Hero" Sean Vincent) to retain the Tag Team Titles when Vinetti pinned Williams with a sunset flip (12:52).  Vincent was unable to compete due to injury and named Ax as his replacement.
-"The Night Train" Gary Jackson d. "The Sultan" Payton Ayers(w/ "The Merchant Of Violence" Stephen E) by DQ when Stephen E blatantly tripped Jackson (8:35).  Jackson substituted for absent Classic Champion The Big Texan.
-Bobby D d. Attila Khan(w/ "The Merchant Of Violence" Stephen E); the referee was knocked down and Khan went crazy on Bobby D with his fork, which brought out Danny Boy Hawkins to take over the match.  Danny Boy's presence didn't sit well with Khan or Stephen E, but Bobby D took advantage with a Stone Cold Stunner to score a huge win (10:00).

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Saturday GCW Joey Janela's Spring Break results from Philadelphia, PA:

-Violence Is Forever(Dominic Garrini & Kevin Ku) won a four-way Punjabi Prison Match with Juicy Finau & Zilla Fatu, The Bollywood Boyz(Harv & Gurv Sihra), and Los Macizos(Ciclope & Miedo Extremo) to retain the Tag Team Titles.
-Microman won the Clusterf@#$ Battle Royal.  Other participants:  Bam Sullivan, Jason Knight, Jimmy Lloyd, Lindsay Snow, Rob $#!+, Shane Douglas, Shota Suzuki, Tony DeVito, H.C. Loc, Steve "1 Called" Manders, Charlie Tiger, Dark Sheik, Edith Surreal, Jamie Senegal, Facade, Jeffrey John, Justin Credible, Marcus Mathers, Masha Slamovich, "Speedball" Mike Bailey, Parrow, Pollo Del Mar, Rina Yamashita, Colin Delaney, Cheech, Tommy Dreamer, Tony Deppen, Frank The Clown, Trevor Outlaw, The Mane Event(Jay Lyon & Midas Black), Rob Killjoy, White Mike, Davey Bang, August Matthews, Alex Zayne, Beastman, Aerial Van Go, Bobby Flaco, Mr. Danger, Terry Yaki, Brandon Kirk, Cheeseburger, "C.P.A." Carl Patrick Alabaster, Emil Jay, Fuego Del Sol, Sam Stackhouse, Cole Radrick, Alec Price, Green Phantom, Grim Reefer, Gringo Loco, Jordan Oliver, Ryan Kaplan, Kasey Catal, Man like DeReiss, Mercedes Martinez, Monomoth, Philly Mike Swanson, Sawyer Wreck, Sexxxy Eddy, Spyder Nate Webb, Tank, Tara Zep, Viva Van, Johnny Kashmere, Big Vin Penhero, Kurt Bale, Lane Scaper, American Giant, Chitan The Fighting Chicken, Double Unicorn Dark, Dr. Cube, Silver Potato, Aja Kong, Nick Gage, and Yoshihiko.