Saturday CHWA Results From Litchfield, IL

-Ring announcers:  Dilly & Chris Roedel.  Referees:  Jeremy Smith and four others who I don't know the names of.
-"The Main Attraction" Big Daddy Dion(w/ "Five-Star" Jessy Jay) won a triple threat match with "Lights Out" Adrian Surge and "The Shoeserweight" Chris Exodus(C) to win the 1-Up Title when he rolled up Exodus with a handful of tights (15:57).  Exodus pondered throwing in the towel on his career, but "The Wind Of Destruction" Makaze gave him a pep talk and told him to not give up...only to then attack him.
-Vicious Victoria d. Manic Medic Margaret after hitting her with a chain, then finishing with a DDT (5:47).
-John Boi d. Ken Collins with a pop-up powerslam (7:36).
-Cousin Waylon Phoenix(w/ Jebediah) d. Sid Holland after the Bayou Bomb(Vader Bomb) to retain the International Title (6:09).
-Tag Team Champion Madi Monarch d. "The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride via rollup (7:57).
-30-Wrestler King Of The Hill Rumble:
Entries:
#1 "The Shoeserweight" Chris Exodus
#2 Heavyweight Champion Jeremy Lightfoot
#3 "The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride
#4 Nasty Juan Sanchez
#5 Skittles
#6 Drew Karter
#7 1-Up Champion "The Main Attraction" Big Daddy Dion
#8 Angelo Grimsley(now wearing Dragon's Guild gear)
#9 Raziel Grimsley
#10 Mazoku
#11 "Five-Star" Jessy Jay
#12 D.K. Coltello
#13 Alister Crow
#14 Voodoo King
#15 International Champion Cousin Waylon Phoenix
#16 Tag Team Champion Madi Monarch
#17 "The Wind Of Destruction" Makaze
#18 I.P. Mason
#19 Iorio The Juggalo
#20 John Boi
#21 Sky Sinclair
#22 Radical Rick
#23 Cousin Jebediah
#24 Sid Manson
#25 "Parasyte" Tyler Blake
#26 Ken Collins
#27 Isaiah "The Enforcer" Markel
#28 Dean Roberts
#29 Ramsey Rancid
#30 Damien Blackwell(w/ Halo)
Eliminations:  Nasty Juan Sanchez, Skittles, Raziel Grimsley, Drew Karter, Voodoo King, I.P. Mason, Jessy Jay, D.K. Coltello, Angelo Grimsley, Big Daddy Dion, Cousin Waylon, Madi Monarch, Radical Rick, Sid Manson, Sky Sinclair, Makaze, Ramsey Rancid, Iorio, Dean Roberts, Jebediah, Ken Collins, Isaiah The Enforcer, Damien Blackwell, Mazoku, John Boi, Parasyte, L-Ride(who lasted about 54 minutes), Exodus(who lasted 56 minutes), and Lightfoot(who lasted bell to bell).  Winner:  Alister Crow (57:30).