Saturday IEW Results From Granite City, IL

-Ring announcer:  Guido.  Referees:  Shaft, Jeremy Smith, and three I didn't know (one was on last week's CHWA show).
-Scotty Cash d. "The Controversial Nightmare" (Andrew) Kato via small package (7:51).
-Jodi Ultra d. Corey Americana after two middle-rope frog splashes (5:54).
-The City Life Asylum(Sid Manson & Dean Roberts) d. Savage & Dande to win the Tag Team Titles.  A few minutes into the match, Commissioner "The Irish Devil" Douglas O'Shea declared that the match was now a no-DQ match for the challengers only and the champions could lose their belts if they were disqualified.  Sid & Dean threw a mysterious liquid into Savage's eyes to blind him, then Sid went on to pin Dande after he and Dean hit a backcracker/lariat combo (7:21).
-Shrapnel d. "The King Of Thrash" Justin Poole with the moonsault to retain the Midwest Title (11:46).
-Wiggles & Giggles d. The Posthumans(Mazoku & "Parasyte" Tyler Blake) via referee stoppage due to Mazoku suffering a shoulder injury (8:06).
-Khalil Akbar(w/ Commissioner "The Irish Devil" Douglas O'Shea & Tag Team Champions The City Life Asylum(Sid Manson & Dean Roberts)) d. Sid Holland to win the Heavyweight Title.  Sid appeared to have the match won after an F-5, but Manson & Roberts pulled the referee out of the ring and beat him down.  O'Shea entered the ring to lay out Holland, then put on the original official's striped shirt as Akbar delivered a backcracker.  Akbar locked on a camel clutch enhanced by O'Shea's cane and O'Shea called for the bell, claiming Holland had submitted (15:55).
-Chris "WAR" Riot fought "The Midwest Bad Boy" P.T. Beckham to a time-limit draw in a lumberjack match (30:00).