Sunday GPW Results From St. Louis, MO(Pageant)

-Ring announcer:  Ben Simon.  Referees:  Matt Race, Nick Chinn, Alex Strahan, & Adam Kennedy.
-"Mr. Extraordinary" Benjamin Trust, Edvin Kudic, & "Beyond Alpha" Ezio Orlandi d. No Role Modelz(A.T.M., Marcus Muncherson, & "Effortless" Chris Hendrix) when Edvin pinned Hendrix after a Diamond Cutter (8:07).
-Jake Something d. Shigehiro Irie with the sitout Bossman Slam (11:40).
-"The Non-Binary Nightmare" Max The Impaler d. "The Subspace Sweetheart" Sandra Moone via lariat (7:36).
-"The Little Blue Dragon" Tootie Lynn Ramsey d. "The Devil's Little Princess" Heather Reckless in a best-of-three-falls match.  Falls:  Reckless was disqualified for hitting Tootie in the leg with a chair, giving Tootie the first fall (1:30).  Tootie pinned Reckless after the knee trembler to win in two straight falls (8:45).
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega won a four-corner match with Moses "The Deliverer" Powell, "The Big Strong Boy" Ethan Price, and Dan "The Dad" Adams; Jake Something hit the ring to attack Dan, then laid out Moses and Price as well while Vega was outside the ring.  He dropped Dan with the sitout Bossman Slam and left, leaving Vega to capitalize by covering Dan for the pinfall (9:30).
-Johnny Glory(aka John Morrison) d. "The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede(w/ Cinko) with the Starship Pain(corkscrew split-legged moonsault) (10:21).
-"Warhorse" Jake Parnell d. "The Southern Flamingo" Kody Lane; Powerhouse(local comedian Rafe Williams) was the special ringside enforcer with the winner receiving a new pickup truck from Jim Butler Chevrolet.  The referee was knocked down which brought Powerhouse into the ring to take over as official; Warhorse scored the victory with the Scorpion Deathlock OF DEATH (15:52).  Jake Something attacked Warhorse and Powerhouse after the match, then threatened to powerbomb Powerhouse until Dan The Dad hit the ring with a chair to run off Something & Lane.
-The Philly & Marino Experience(Philly Collins & Marino Tenaglia) d. Bussy(Effy & Allie Katch) to retain the United Glory Tag Team Titles; Marino pinned Allie after he and Philly hit a Flapjack/jumping Flatliner combo (11:53).
-"HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie d. "The Too Turn't Wild Unicorn" Laynie Luck in a street fight after a draping Diamond Cutter onto two set-up chairs (12:22).
-The Hustle & The Muscle("His Mom Calls Him Son Cuz He Shines Like One" Rohit Raju & Karam Alame) d. "The Mile-High Magnum" Dak Draker & "Big Flexy" Xavier Walker; the teams appeared to be at a stalemate, but Draper double-crossed Walker and decked him before walking out on the match.  Raju delivered a jumping knee strike to Walker and Karam followed up with the pop-up spinebuster, allowing Raju to score the pin on Walker (9:57).
-"The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson won a triple threat match with "Second To None" Kenny Alfonso and Mike Outlaw(w/ Cinko & "The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede) to retain the Crown Of Glory Title when he pinned Outlaw after the lariat (19:47).  Camaro celebrated his win, but was attacked by "Heavyweight Hustle" Calvin Tankman on the entrance stage.