Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  Kat Carter.  Referees:  Aaron Grider & ?.
-"The Queen Of Lariats" Ashlyn Alexander d. "The King Of Thrash" Justin Poole via lariat (5:35).
-"The Unstoppable" Tommy Davis won a six-way match with A.T.M., "The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy, Li'l Evil, "The Canadian Trapper" Caleb J. Cartier, and "Menace To Society" B.A. Malkin when he pinned Malkin after a discus lariat to the back of the head (7:30).
-Steve "1 Called" Manders d. Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly with a lariat (11:56).
-Billy McNeil, "The Man In The Static" Victor Analog, & "HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie d. "Moonshine" Ryan Mantell, K.C. Karrington, & Madi Monarch(w/ Greg Jovi) when Shazza pinned Madi after the splits Stunner (10:16).  Jovi verbally berated Madi after the match until Shazza came to her defense.
-"The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede d. Orion Starlight via rana pin (7:01).
-"Space Jesus" Billie Starkz d. "The Too Turn't Wild Unicorn" Laynie Luck with an electric chair Michinoku Driver (11:06).
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay d. Mike Outlaw after countering a middle-rope springboard move with the knockout forearm smash (though the referee missed Outlaw getting a foot on the bottom rope) (11:35).
-Full Power Thunder Muscle("The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson & "Warhorse" Jake Parnell) d. The Rowdy Ruff Boys("Ruff" Adrian Surge & "The Boy" Nick King; Warhorse pinned King after he and Camaro hit a Death Valley Driver/sitout powerbomb combo (8:57).
-Dingo d. "That Damn Coyote" Christian Rose via sleeper with bodyscissors (13:00).
-"The King's Road Slayer" Derek Neal(w/ Greg Jovi) d. "The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt in an Anarchy Rules Match to retain the Gateway Heritage Title.  Jovi interfered several times, which led to Wyatt finally making him pay for his actions with the Coronation(piledriver).  However, Neal took advantage of the situation to hit the fisherman buster on Wyatt for the victory (20:31).