Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  Kat Carter.  Referees:  Dallas Edwards & Aaron Grider.
-"S.L.B." Kevin Hrobowski d. "Cashflow" Ken Broadway via victory roll (5:35).
-Xac Abstrct(fka Orion Creed, fka Orion Starlight) d. Chase Holliday with a Michinoku Driver (5:55).
-"The Too Turn't Wild Unicorn" Laynie Luck d. "The Stiff Robo Ginger Gary Jay after the flying Diamond Cutter off the second rope (9:15).  Afterwards, Leone Mephisto jumped into the ring and dropped Gary with the Air Raid Crash (retaliating for Gary attacking him at a Pro Wrestling Epic event at the Alton venue).
-Those Damn Coyotes("The King Of The Valley" Christian Rose & "The Crown Jewel" Connor Hopkins) d. "Zesty" Zakk Sawyers & "Death No More" Anakin Murphy; Rose pinned Sawyers after he and Hopkins hit a wheelbarrow/Diamond Cutter combo (8:35).
-"The Gunslinger" Mat Fitchett d. "The Boy" Nick King via modified figure-four leglock (6:32).
-"The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson d. "Moonshine" Ryan Mantell(w/ Greg Jovi & K.C. Karrington); Karrington accidentally hit Mantell with his crutch before being chased out of the ring by Jackson, who then finished with the lariat (6:17).
-Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly d. Steve "The 1 Called" Manders in a dog collar match.  The bloody war ended when Connelly gutwrench-suplexed Manders over the top rope and then fell to his back in mid-ring; that left Manders hung over the top rope until he was choked out, forcing the referee to stop the match (13:05).
-"Real Name No Gimmicks" Mike Outlaw, "The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede, & Madi Monarch d. "Rough" Adrian Surge, "Rowdy" Tommy Davis, & "Power Rough Girl" Ashlyn Alexander; Outlaw pinned Davis after Madi hit a double-kneedrive to Davis' back (12:56).
-"The Moneymaker" A.T.M. d. "The Man In The Static" Victory Analog after the pumphandle Go To Sleep (7:20).
-"The Warhorse" Jake Parnell d. "The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams by forcing him to pass out in a modified cobra clutch (12:08).  After the match, Williams talked about the possibility of retirement before leaving the ring.
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega(w/ Devin & Steven O'Neal & "The Main Girl" Nixi X.S.) d. "HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie to retain the Destination Title after Nixi hit Shazza with the title belt behind the referee's back (13:58).
-"The King's Road Slayer" Derek Neal(w/ Greg Jovi) d. "The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt in an Anarchy Rules Match to retain the Gateway Heritage Title.  Wyatt came the closest to defeating Neal out of any of his previous opponents; he was able to hit the Lightning Spiral(snap cradle Olympic Slam) but Jovi blatantly decked the referee to prevent the pinfall from being counted.  Neal backdropped out of a Coronation(piledriver) attempt and blocked the ensuing sunset flip by kneeling down, scoring the three-count as Jovi held Wyatt's feet from outside the ring (19:55).  Chaos broke loose as Moonshine Mantell ran in to help Neal attack Wyatt, which brought out Camaro Jackson to join the fight.  More wrestlers joined the fray, including the Rowdy Rough Boys and Gary Jay...once things settled down, Gary and Wyatt were left in the ring as unlikely allies against common enemies.