Sunday, January 28, 2024

WWE Royal Rumble

-Women's Royal Rumble:
#1 Natalya Neidhart
#2 Naomi Night
#3 Bayley Rose
#4 "The Poison Pixie" Candice LeRae
#5 "The Juggernaut" Jordynne Grace
#6 Indi Hartwell-Lumis
#7 Women's Tag Team Champion "The Empress Of Tomorrow" Asuka Urai
Bayley(with help from Asuka) eliminated Indi.
#8 "The Pitbull" Ivy Nile
#9 Katana Chance
#10 "The E.S.T." Bianca Belair
#11 Women's Tag Team Champion "The Pirate Princess" Kairi Sane
Bayley, Asuka, & Kairi worked together to eliminate Candice.
#12 Tegan Nox
Natalya and Tegan briefly worked together, then Nattie tried to throw Tegan out of the ring only for Tegan to turn it around and throw out Nattie.  Bayley took advantage of the situation and dumped out Tegan from behind.
#13 Kayden Carter
Kayden backdropped Kairi over the top rope and Kairi attempted to hang on to the apron with her feet against the side of the ring, but couldn't quite get back in and was eliminated.  Katana & Kayden then double-dropkicked Asuka off the apron to the floor (with an assist from Bianca who held Asuka in a handspring headscissors).
#14 Chelsea Green-Cardona
Bianca and Jordynne fought to the ring apron and Bianca gave Jordynne the Kiss Of Death(torture-rack sitout faceplant) on the ring apron to eliminate her.
#15 Piper Niven
#16 Xia Li
#17 Zelina Vega
#18 Maxxine Dupri
Several wrestlers attempted to gang up on Niven, but she was able to eliminate Kayden.
#19 Nia Jax
Nia eliminated Xia and Ivy in short order.
#20 "The Ballsy Badass" Shotzi Blackheart
Bayley threw out Maxxine.  Nia eliminated Niven and Katana.
#21 "The Man" Becky Lynch
Becky eliminated Chelsea.
#22 Alba Fyre(w/ "The Unholy Enchantress" Isla Dawn)
#23 "The Queen Of Spades" Shayna Baszler
#24 "Valhalla" Sarah Logan
Nia eliminated Valhalla after the distraction of "R-Truth" Ron Killings mistakenly trying to enter the match.
#25 "Michin" Mia Yim
Naomi eliminated Alba Fyre.
#26 Zoey Stark
Shayna eliminated Zelina with help from Zoey.
#27 "The Prodigy" Roxanne Perez
Nia eliminated former tag partner Shayna, then threw out Yim and Shotzi.
#28 Jade Cargill
Jade overpowered Nia and Claudio-style bodyslammed her out of the ring.
#29 Tiffany Stratton
#30 Liv Morgan
Liv eliminated Zoey.  Tiffany sent Roxanne to the floor.  Jade caught a flying move by Naomi and used her to knock Becky to the floor before throwing Naomi out (with an impressive time of 62 minutes).  Liv knocked Tiffany off the apron but she hung onto Bianca's braid, then Bayley kicked Bianca to eliminate both her and Tiffany.  (Bianca's time was 47:47.)  The three remaining wrestlers fought over the top to the apron; Liv took Jade off the apron with a modified ObLIVion(rebound Flatliner) to send her to the floor, but Bayley took advantage to kick Liv off the apron for the win!  (Bayley took the women's endurance mark of 63:03.)
-Roman Reigns(w/ Paul Heyman) won a four-corner match with Randy Orton, L.A. Knight, and "The Phenomenal" A.J. Styles to retain the WWE Title.  "The Street Champ" Solo Sikoa interfered, leading to Reigns pinning Styles after the spear.
-"The Maverick" Logan Paul d. Kevin Owens by DQ to retain the U.S. Title; "The Now" Austin Theory & Grayson Waller got involved and passed in brass knuckles, but Owens got them and knocked out Paul with them.  Unfortunately, the referee caught Owens with the knucks and called for the disqualification.
-Men's Royal Rumble:
#1 "Main Event" Jey Uso
#2 Jimmy Uso
#3 Grayson Waller
#4 "El Idolo" Andrade Almas
#5 Carmelo Hayes
Carmelo clotheslined Waller to the floor.
#6 Shinsuke Nakamura
#7 Santos Escobar
#8 Karrion Kross(w/ Scarlett Bordeaux)
#9 "Dirty" Dominik Misterio
#10 Carlito Colón
Carlito spit his apple in Escobar's face and threw him out.
#11 "The Almighty" Bobby Lashley
Lashley sent Carlito to the floor, then threw out Kross.  The Authors Of Pain(Akam Dhinsa & Rezar Selmani) came out to distract the officials as Nakamura and Andrade got Lashley out to the apron, then Kross pulled Lashley to the floor to eliminate him.  The Street Profits(Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford) ran out to brawl with the A.O.P. as Lashley continued to fight with Kross.
#12 Ludwig Kaiser
#13 "The Now" Austin Theory
#14 Tag Team Champion "The Prince" Finn Bálor
Bálor saved Dominik and eliminated Carmelo.
#15 "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes
Cody tossed Theory.
#16 Big Bronson Reed
Reed eliminated Andrade.
#17 Kofi Kingston
Cody eliminated Nakamura with a Crossrhodes(inverted swinging neckbreaker) through the ropes.  Kofi kicked Kaiser to the floor.
#18 Intercontinental Champion "The Ring General" GUNTHER Hahn
GUNTHER eliminated Kofi.
#19 Ivar Hanson
#20 Bron Breakker
Breakker clotheslined Jimmy Uso out of the match, then threw out Bálor.
#21 Jordan Omos(w/ Montel Vontavious Porter)
Omos threw out Reed.  Breakker eliminated Ivar.
#22 Pat McAfee
McAfee took a look at the competition and eliminated himself.  Breakker eliminated Omos, only for Dom to toss Breakker from behind.
#23 "The Irish Ace" J.D. McDonagh
Breakker speared McDonagh on the floor, leaving him momentarily unable to enter the match.
#24 "R-Truth" Ron Killings
R-Truth threw McDonagh into the ring where he was immediately clotheslined out by Jey Uso.
#25 "The Miz" Mike Mizanin
#26 Tag Team Champion "The Punishment" Damian Priest
Priest immediately threw out R-Truth.
#27 C.M. Punk
Punk threw out Dominik.
#28 Ricochet
GUNTHER chopped Miz to the floor.
#29 Drew McIntyre
Jey Uso nearly eliminated GUNTHER only to get pulled out himself.  (Jey's time was 50:50.)
#30 Sami Zayn
Drew flipped Ricochet out of the ring.  Zayn clotheslined Priest out, only to get eliminated by Drew.  Punk eliminated Drew and Cody pulled GUNTHER over the top rope.  After Punk and Cody battled for several more minutes, Cody threw out Punk for the win.

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