Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  Kat Carter.  Referees:  ?, Nick Chinn, & Aaron Grider.
-"The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy d. "The Motor City Night Rider" Joe Demaro via fisherman suplex (8:32).
-"The American Wolf" Davey Richards d. "Second To None" Kenny Alfonso after the Gotch-style piledriver (14:13).
-"The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson d. "Death Wish" Anakin Murphy with a short-arm lariat (7:15); Davey Richards watched the match from ringside.
-"Warhorse" Jake Parnell d. "Moonshine" Ryan Mantell(w/ Greg Jovi) via Scorpion Deathlock (Of Death) (10:11).
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt d. Victor Analog with a Crippler Crossface/triangle hold combo (11:25).
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega d. "The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams in a best-of-three-falls match.  Falls:  Williams pinned Vega after a roundhouse kick (7:08).  Vega pinned Williams after the Brain Eater(brainbuster onto the knee) (14:34 total).  Vega made Williams tap out to an anklelock (20:31 total).
-"Pistol Danger" Evan Gelistico, "Lights Out" Adrian Surge, & Nick King d. "The Ocean Walker" Billy McNeil, Rahim De La Suede, & "The Proficient" Sage Philips; Gelistico pinned Philips after he and Surge hit a Northern Lights Bomb/flying boot combo (7:12).
-"Hoss Funk" Thomas Shire d. Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly with a powerbomb (6:47).
-"The Gunslinger" Mat Fitchett(w/ Tony Patrico) d. "The Five-Star King" Anthony Henry via rollup with a handful of tights after a distraction by Patrico (10:37).
-"That Damn Coyote" Christian Rose d. Greg Jovi in an Anarchy Rules Match that left both men bloody and Jovi's chest looking like hamburger.  Moonshine Mantell broke up Rose's No-Leaf Clover(elevated Boston Crab) but Rose fought him off with a chair, then brought in thumbtacks...but K.C. Karrington made a shocking return to deliver a low blow to Rose!  Karrington and Jovi double-powerbombed Rose on the tacks, but Rose somehow managed to kick out with both men dogpiled on top of him.  Rose chokeslammed Karrington to finally get Jovi to himself, then locked him in the No-Leaf Clover on top of the thumbtacks for the tapout victory (13:32)!
-"The Real Deal" Derek Neal d. "The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay to win the Gateway Heritage Title.  The two traded shots from the opening bell and Gary delivered a series of suicide dives onto Neal on the floor.  However, Neal caught Gary with a knee to the head as he re-entered the ring, then hit the fisherman buster for the shockingly quick victory (1:45)!  To top off the night, a banged-up Greg Jovi entered the ring and shook hands with Neal, adding the new titleholder to his ranks!