Sunday CHWA Results From Cottage Hills, IL

-Ring announcer:  Dilly.  Referees:  Jeremy Smith, Aron Lawrence, & ?.
-Cousin Waylon Phoenix d. Swampy Joe after three Vader Bombs (2:15).
-Nick Natural d. Skittles with a sitout chokeslam bomb despite a distraction by Angelo Grimsley (5:03).
-Sofia Sombra d. "The Shoeserweight" Chris Exodus by countout after delivering a flying headscissors outside the ring that send Exodus into the ringpost, then beating the twenty-count back into the ring (8:49).
-Sid Manson & Dean Roberts(w/ Heavyweight Champion Drew Karter) d. Nasty Juan Sanchez & Fuego Del Plata to retain the Tag Team Titles; Sid pinned Fuego after he and Dean hit a Flapjack/DDT combo (13:04).
-Logan Simmons d. "Deceived" Damien Blackwell(w/ Halo) via rollup after Damien was distracted by "The Butcher" Damian Blade's music playing (7:41).
-Shawn Valiant d. "The Midwest Bad Boy" P.T. Beckham by DQ; Valiant attempted to walk away from the match, but Radical Rick met him at the entranceway and dropped Valiant with a fireman's-carry slam (10:30).
-"The Monarch" Madi Exodus d. "The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride by referee stoppage; Madi avoided a Stinger Splash and L-Ride hit his head on the ringpost before falling to the floor; the official saw that L-Ride was unconscious and called for the bell (11:37).
-Ken Collins d. Johnny Banks(aka John Boi) by DQ when Collins spit at "The Midwest Bad Boy" P.T. Beckham at the commentary table, provoking him into charging the ring and attacking Collins (11:38).
-International Champion Alister Crow d. Radical Rick(non-title) after Shawn Valiant hit Rick with his briefcase behind the referee's back (8:52).
-The Post-Humans(Mazoku & "Parasyte" Tyler Blake) d. Jeremy Lightfoot & Angelo Grimsley(w/ Raziel); Nick Natural distracted Angelo & Raziel, which led to Lightfoot falling victim to a standing Sliced Bread #2 by Parasyte.  Mazoku finished off Lightfoot with the shooting star press (11:34).
-Drew Karter d. Harlock Cross(w/ Doc Lombardi) to retain the Heavyweight Title; the referee was knocked down and Johnny Banks entered the ring with the title belt, but hit Cross when Karter moved out of the way.  That allowed Karter to get the pin as the referee recovered to make the count (15:28).