Saturday SLA Results From Alton, IL + Other Show Results

-Ring announcer:  Kat Carter.  Referees:  ?, Nick Chinn, & Aaron Grider.
-Devin & Steven O'Neal d. "The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy & "The King Of Thrash" Justin Poole; Steven pinned Poole after he and Devin hit a back suplex/chokeslam combo (2:56).
-"The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson d. "The Dad Bod" Sean Orleans via short-arm lariat (4:26).
-The Rowdy Rough Boys("Pistol Danger" Evan Gelistico & Nick King) d. Billy McNeil & Rahim De La Suede; Evan hit McNeil with brass knuckles and King locked on a sleeper with bodyscissors until the referee declared McNeil unconscious (8:03).
-"That Damn Coyote" Christian Rose d. K.C. Karrington(w/ Greg Jovi) with the No-Leaf Clover(elevated Boston Crab) (7:28).
-Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly d. "The Black Diamond" Luke Langley via hangman neckbreaker submission (10:11).
-"The King Of Hoss Island" Thomas Shire d. Craig Mitchell with a jackknife-style powerbomb (7:26).
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt d. "The Violent Gentleman" Aaron Williams after the Coronation(piledriver) (12:11).
-Dingo announced that would be attempting an in-ring comeback...that brought out "Spitfire" Davey Vega(w/ Tony Patrico) to warn him against doing so, lest they cross paths again and Vega end his career again.  That led to a tense confrontation and a challenge issued for next summer's Circus Maximus:  Dingo vs. Davey Vega.
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega(w/ Tony Patrico) d. "The Man In The Static" Victor Analog(w/ Dingo); Patrico attempted to get involved only to be knocked off the apron by Dingo, but that led to Vega kicking Dingo to the floor.  Analog nearly scored the upset on a few occasions, but Vega picked up the win after the Brain Eater(brainbuster onto the knee) (12:58).
-"The Five-Star King" Anthony Henry d. "Death Wish" Anakin Murphy via Emerald Flosion (12:29).
-Evan Gelistico offered Sean Orleans a "peace offering", which turned out to be a painting of Gelistico with Orleans' recently-departed pet dog.  Orleans attempted to chase down Gelistico for payback, only to be attacked by "Lights Out" Adrian Surge & Nick King...and Gelistico even stooped to shaving some of the hair off Orleans' head to add insult to injury.  Finally help arrived in the form of Austin Blackburn, who was returning from a long absence from the ring...
-"Lights Out" Adrian Surge(w/ "Pistol Danger" Evan Gelistico & Nick King) d. Austin Blackburn after a fisherman buster (7:44).
-"The Real Deal" Derek Neal(w/ Greg Jovi) d. "The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay after a super fisherman buster followed by a standard fisherman buster to retain the Gateway Heritage Title (10:04).

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Saturday SICW results from Belleville, IL:

-Ring announcer:  Drew Abbenhaus.  Referees:  Nick Ridenour & Bill Henson.
-"Volatile" Curtis Wylde d. Waco.
-"Superstar" Steve Fender d. "Big Nasty" Glenn Williams.
-"Your Canadian Hero" Sean Vincent & The Intern d. Brandon Barretta & Joe Vinetti.
-Ax Allwardt d. "The Unholy Father" Richard Shaw.
-"The Night Train" Gary Jackson & The Big Texan d. Sheik Jake Prater & Big Joe Helms to retain the Tag Team Titles.
-Bobby D d. "The Kingpin" Rob Kowalski in a street fight to retain the Central States Title.