Sunday CHWA Results From Cottage Hills, IL

-Ring announcer:  Dilly.  Referees:  Jeremy Smith & ?.
-Jeremy Lightfoot d. Sid Manson(w/ Dean Roberts) with the Michinoku Driver to retain the Heavyweight Title (9:04).  Shawn Valiant attempted to cash in his Golden Opportunity briefcase on Lightfoot after the match, but "The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride stopped him from doing it.  That set up Lightfoot & L-Ride challenging Valiant to find a tag team partner for next week's show.
-Satisfaction Guaranteed(Madi Monarch & Sofia Sombra) gloated about last week's win over the Mucha Luchas("Nasty" Juan Sanchez & Skittlez), but were confronted by Isaiah "The Enforcer" Markel and his manager Sean Justice...they wanted a tag match on next week's show with Isaiah teaming up with Iorio The Juggalo.
-Chris Exodus spoke about his controversial loss to Doug E. Best at Ring Of Screams and challenged Best to a rematch; Best agreed to the rematch but only if Exodus could pass three challenges set up by him.
-"The Shoeserweight" Chris Exodus d. Kenneth Collins(w/ Doug E. Best) via triangle hold (9:49); under Best's stipulation, Exodus' Starlight Kick was illegal in the match.
-Shawn Valiant d. Iorio The Juggalo after a package piledriver (9:31).
-"The Midwest Bad Boy" P.T. Beckham(w/ Johnny Banks, "The Deceived" Damien Blackwell, & Halo) d. Tag Team Champion "Parasyte" Tyler Blake(w/ Mazoku) with the double-underhook faceplant (12:57).  Blackwell immediately challenged Mazoku to an impromptu match...
-"The Deceived" Damien Blackwell(w/ "The Midwest Bad Boy" P.T. Beckham, Johnny Banks, & Halo) d. Tag Team Champion Mazoku(w/ "Parasyte" Tyler Blake); both tag partners got involved in the action, leading to Mazoku taking out Beckham with a moonsault to the floor.  Blackwell brought the action back into the ring and got the flash pin with a rollup (8:21).
-Angelo Grimsley d. Isaiah "The Enforcer" Markel(w/ Sean Justice) via windup short-arm lariat to retain the 1-Up Title (7:06).
-"The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride d. Drew Karter after a 450 Splash (7:41).  Karter got into a confrontation with Bayou Boy Jebediah after the bout.
-Johnny Banks(w/ "The Midwest Bad Boy" P.T. Beckham, "The Deceived" Damien Blackwell, & Halo) d. Alister Crow with the sitout spinebuster (13:59).