Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  "High Voltage" Kat Carter.  Referees:  Dallas Edwards, ?, & ?.
-"The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy, Noah Clover, & Gwen Neodonna d. Devin & Steven O'Neal & Anthony "Worldwide" Lopes; Luminary pinned Lopes after Gwen boosted Luminary into a corner dropkick (5:17).
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay d. Dingo with the knockout forearm (6:51).  This was Dingo's retirement match.
-K.C. Karrington d. Billy McNeil after a somersault neckbreaker (4:54).  "The Grand Regent" Camaro Jackson saved McNeil from Karrington's attempted post-match potato peeler assault.
-"The King Of The White Belts" Mat Fitchett d. "The Wild Unicorn" Laynie Luck via triangle hold (8:12).
-"The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede d. Victor Analog with a small package (7:42).
-Steve "The 1 Called" Manders d. Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly in a bullrope match via referee stoppage after Manders choked out Connelly with the bullrope (10:44).
-"HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie, The New Guys(Jake Bosche & Scott Stanley), & "The Dad Bod" Sean Orleans d. "Rough" Adrian Surge, "Not So Rowdy" Tommy Davis, "The Power Rough Girl" Ashlyn Alexander, & "The Boy" Nick King; King stopped Surge from using a chair and Shazza rolled up Surge for the pin (12:51).  Surge snapped and turned on King after the match; Davis & Ashlyn held him back at first, only to then join in the beatdown.
-"Cash Flow" Ken Broadway d. "The Worst Person You Know" Chase Holliday by referee stoppage/knockout after a pump knee (6:58).
-"Warhorse" Jake Parnell d. "Death Wish" Anakin Murphy; Anakin's brother "Cutthroat" Kenny Kalix was forced to join Warhorse's Nihilation as a result.  Warhorse handcuffed Anakin to the ropes, which drew Kalix into the fray to save his brother and unlock the cuffs.  Victor Analog joined Warhorse's side but Anakin & Kalix seemed primed for victory...until Mad Dog Connelly entered the ring and stood between the combatants.  Shockingly Connelly decked Anakin with his chain, leaving him easy prey for Warhorse's sleeper to cinch the match (17:35).
-"The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams d. "Spitfire" Davey Vega(w/ "The Main Girl" Nixi X.S.) with a cloverleaf piledriver to win the Destination Title (17:10).
-"Tombstone" Thomas Shire d. "The King's Road Slayer" Derek Neal(w/ Greg Jovi) after two powerbombs to win the Gateway Heritage Title (7:55).