WWE Royal Rumble

-Sheamus O'Shaunessy d. Chad Gable with the Brogue Kick.
-Andrade "Cien" Almas(w/ Zelina Vega) d. Humberto Carrillo to retain the U.S. Title by countering a rana pin into a sunset flip.
-Roman Reigns(w/ Jimmy & Jey Uso) d. King Baron Corbin(w/ Dolph Ziggler & "The Glorious" Robert Roode) in a falls-count-anywhere match after a spear on top of the Astros dugout.
-Women's Royal Rumble
#1 "The Goddess" Alexa Bliss
#2 Bianca Belair
#3 "Mighty" Molly Holly
#4 Nikki Cross
#5 Lana Perry-Rusev-Lashley
#6 "The Latina Sensation" Mercedes Martinez
#7 Liv Morgan
Liv eliminated Lana, but then Lana pulled Liv out of the ring to eliminate her as well.
#8 Mandy Rose
#9 Candice LeRae
Belair threw out Molly...Alexa seemingly eliminated Mandy but Otis Dozovic came out from under the ring to stop her feet from hitting the floor.
#10 Sonya Deville
Mandy & Sonya joined forces to eliminate Martinez.
#11 Women's Tag Team Champion "The Pirate Princess" Kairi Sane
#12 "The Blasian Baddie" Mia Yim
Belair eliminated Nikki Cross.  Belair threw Mandy over the top rope but she was caught by Otis...then Belair threw Sonya out of the ring into them to knock them all down, eliminating both of Fire & Desire.
#13 Dana Brooke
Belair eliminated Candice.  Kairi went to the top rope once too often and was knocked to the floor by Alexa.
#14 Tamina Snuka
Tamina took out almost everybody but was finally eliminated by Belair.
#15 Dakota Kai
Alexa eliminated Mia Yim.
#16 Chelsea Green(w/ Robert Stone)
Chelsea immediately dumped out Dakota, only to be thrown out herself by Alexa.  Belair eliminated Dana, then battled with Alexa on the apron before finally eliminating her (her 8th elimination of the match)
#17 Charlotte Flair
#18 Naomi Night
#19 "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix
#20 Toni Storm
Charlotte eliminated Belair to end her run at around 33 minutes.
#21 Kelly Kelly
#22 Sarah Logan
Sarah tried to continue her feud with Charlotte and was thrown to the floor in short order.  Charlotte threw out Kelly Kelly after a close call.
#23 Natalya Neidhart
#24 Xia Li
#25 Zelina Vega
#26 "The Ballsy Badass" Shotzi Blackheart
#27 Carmella Van Damme
#28 Tegan Nox
#29 Santina Marella
After teasing a confrontation with old friend Beth, Santina Cobra-ed herself and tumbled over the top rope voluntarily.
#30 "The Queen Of Spades" Shayna Baszler
Baszler went on a tear, eliminating Xia, Tegan, Zelina, and Shotzi followed by Carmella, Toni, and Naomi.  The Divas Of Doom(Beth & Natalya) worked together against Shayna before Beth threw out Nattie.  Shayna eliminated Beth for her 8th elimination, then it went down to the wire until Charlotte finally eliminated Shayna to win.  WINNER:  Charlotte Flair.
-Bayley Rose d. "The Sassy Southern Belle" Lacey Evans to retain the Smackdown Women's Title after Lacey missed a half-turn moonsault, getting the pin with a handful of tights.
-"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt d. Daniel Bryan in a strap match, getting the pin with the mandible claw.
-"The Man" Becky Lynch d. Women's Tag Team Champion "The Empress Of Tomorrow" Asuka Urai(w/ "The Pirate Princess" Kairi Sane) with the Dis-Arm-Her(armbar submission) to retain the Raw Women's Title.
-Men's Royal Rumble
#1 WWE Champion Brock Lesnar(w/ Paul Heyman)
#2 "The Drifter" Elias Samson
Suplex city, guitar shot, and out.
#3 Erick Rowan
In, out.
#4 "The Glorious" Robert Roode
Nope.
#5 John Morrison
See ya.
#6 Smackdown Tag Team Champion Kofi Kingston
#7 Rey Misterio Jr.
#8 Smackdown Tag Team Champion Big E Langston
Lesnar took a Trouble In Paradise, Big Ending, and 619...but that's as far as that goes.  Bye Rey, see ya E, no miracle tonight Kofi.
#9 Antonio Cesaro
HAHAHAHAHA no.
#10 Shelton Benjamin
After teasing a Minnesota Stretching Crew reunion, Lesnar disposed of him in short order.
#11 Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura(w/ Sami Zayn)
Maybe a few years ago, but not on this night.  Sayonara.
#12 Montel Vontavious Porter
At least the cool theme music is back.  See ya bye.
#13 NXT North American Champion "Limitless" Keith Lee
#14 Braun Strowman
Lesnar actually had trouble for a bit, but Lee and Strowman got their signals crossed and Lesnar clotheslined both out for thirteen straight eliminations.
#15 Ricochet
#16 Drew McIntyre
Brock and Drew squared off, Ricochet kicked Brock in the groin from behind, and Drew FINALLY ended Brock's night at around 36 minutes by sending him out with the Claymore(flying boot)!  Ricochet and Drew went at it but Drew was on a roll and tossed him.
#17 "The Miz" Mike Mizanin
Future Shock(double-underhook DDT), Claymore, bye Miz.
#18 "The Phenomenal" A.J. Styles
#19 Dolph Ziggler
#20 Karl Anderson
#21 Edge(!)
#22 King Baron Corbin
Edge eliminated Styles.
#23 "The Original Bro" Matt Riddle
Riddle ran wild for a short time but was thrown out by Corbin.
#24 Luke Gallows
Drew eliminated Corbin.
#25 Randy Orton
Rated RKO reunited as Edge threw out Anderson while Orton tossed Gallows.
#26 Roman Reigns
Reigns threw out Ziggler.
#27 Kevin Owens
#28 Aleister Black
#29 Samoa Joe
#30 Raw Tag Team Champion "The Monday Night Messiah" Seth Rollins(w/ Authors Of Pain Akam Dhinsa & Rezar Selmani & Buddy Murphy)
Rollins brought his troops in with him for a cheap advantage, eliminating Black after a cheapshot by Murphy.  Owens tossed Rollins who was caught by the A.O.P. for the save; this allowed Rollins to re-enter and the trios dragged Owens to the floor to eliminate him.  Murphy assisted Seth in eliminating Joe, but Joe and Owens joined forces to brawl with the A.O.P. and Murphy.  This took out Seth's backup, leaving him in the ring with some rather upset adversaries...after eating several finishers, Drew threw out Rollins.  That left a final four of McIntyre, Edge, Orton, & Reigns; Rated RKO worked together again, but Edge caught Orton teasing an RKO on him and threw him out.  Reigns and Edge fought to the apron, ending with Reigns finally knocking Edge to the floor to end his night.  It came down to Reigns and McIntyre and it could have gone either way, but McIntyre landed one last Claymore and threw out Reigns to win!  WINNER:  Drew McIntyre.