Friday SLA Results From Granite City, IL

-"All Business" James Bandy & Kayla Kassidy d. "The Dad Bod" Sean Orleans & Sophie King when Bandy rolled up Orleans with a handful of tights (5:50).
-"Lights Out" Adrian Surge d. Nick King by countering a Sharpshooter attempt with an eye rake and small package (6:13).
-"The Real Deal" Derek Neal d. "Warhorse" Jake Parnell after a brainbuster (11:43).
-"The Big Margoogliak On Campus" Mikey McFinnegan won a four-corner match with "The Incomparable" Deacon Cash, Kenny Alfonso, and Victor Analog when he pinned Analog after a Shining Wizard (4:32).
-"The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams d. BSTRD Cassidy with a crossed-leg straitjacket STF (10:15).
-"Pistol Danger" Evan Gelistico & "Space Jesus" Billie Starkz d. Christian Rose & Angelus Layne(w/ Greg Jovi) when Billie pinned Rose after swanton bomb to the back (7:49).  After the match, Layne turned on Rose with a low blow and she and Jovi put the boots to him until Moonshine Mantell hit the ring...only to lay out Rose as well, officially joining Jovi's stable.
-"The Handsome Hooker" Thomas Shire d. "Dirdey" Jake Dirden(w/ Greg Jovi, Moonshine Mantell, & Angelus Layne) via chain-assisted sleeper with bodyscissors (10:31).
-Moonshine Mantell(w/ Greg Jovi) d. "Big Beef" Gnarls Garvin after an Alabama Slam (10:06).
-Davey Richards d. "Li'l Hollywood Hills" Everett Connors via grapevine anklelock (13:12).
-The Besties In The World("The Miracle Worker" Davey Vega & "The Gunslinger" Mat Fitchett) d. The Premier("The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson & "The Soup" Campbell Myers)(w/ S.K. Bishop) to win the Zero-One USA Tag Team Titles.  Vega & Fitchett had it won after the Brain Eater(brainbuster onto the knee/flying knee strike) on Myers but Bishop attacked the referee before a pinfall could happen.  Matt Kenway made a surprise return and hit Vega with a double-underhook faceplant, leading to a second referee hitting the ring and Myers scoring a close near-fall.  Vega got Myers in a last-ditch victory roll to score the three-count for the titles (10:11).
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt fought "The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay to a time-limit draw in a Pure Wrestling Rules Match to retain the Gateway Heritage Title (60:00).