Thursday, March 9, 2023

Thursday Rasslin

ROH TV

-Commentators:  Ian Riccaboni & "The Ageless One" Caprice Coleman.
-Samoa Joe d. Tony Deppen with the muscle buster to retain the T.V. Title (5:28).  Joe challenged anyone to step up to him and was answered by Mark Briscoe.
-Dalton Castle & The Boys(Brandon & Brent Tate) d. Marcus Kross & C4(Guillermo Rosas & Cody Chhun) when Castle pinned Rosas after the Bangarang(tilt-a-whirl faceplant) (5:30).
-La Faccion Ingobernable("El Toro Blanco" Rush & Dralistico)(w/ Jose The Assistant) d. The Spanish Announce Project(Angélico & Serpentico)(w/ "The Original Deathdealer" Dr. Luther) when Dralistico pinned Serpentico after a middle-rope springboard Canadian Destroyer (9:16).
-"The Afro Punk" Trish Adora d. "Space Jesus" Billie Starkz with the Lariat Tubman (5:41).
-The Trustbusters("Trust Fund" Ariya Daivari & "The Real" Slim J)(w/ "Smart" Mark Sterling) d. "The Firestarter" Jake Crist & "Man Scout" Jake Manning when Slim J made Manning tap out to the Roach Clip(modified inverted STF) (2:48).  Daivari called out Gran Metalik afterwards and the masked man was overcome by the numbers until "All Heart" Blake Christian made the save.
-"The Decoder" Wheeler Yuta d. Timothy Thatcher in a Pure Rules Match to retain the Pure Title.  Yuta delivered a closed-fist punch behind the referee's back (he had already received a punch warning) and locked Thatcher in a chicken wing/abdominal stretch combo hold around the ropes for the tapout (12:38).  The ringside judges were B.J. Whitmer, Colt "Boom Boom" Cabana, and "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels.  Yuta trashed the members of the Los Angeles Dojo in attendance, which prompted "The Wild Rhino" Clark Connors to challenge Yuta to a title match.
-Aussie Open("The Aussie Arrow" Kyle Fletcher & "Dunkzilla" Mark Davis) d. The Foundation("The Professional" Rhett Titus & "Hot Sauce" Tracy Williams); Fletcher pinned Williams after he and Davis hit the Corealis(double pumphandle suplex) (10:22).
-"The Mad King" Eddie Kingston d. Ben Dejo via spinning backfist (0:43).  Kingston challenged Heavyweight Champion Claudio Castagnoli again, but Claudio said that Kingston had no honor and walked away.
-"The Fallen Goddess" Athena Palmer d. Willow Nightingale with the O-Face(flying Stunner off the top rope) to retain the Women's Title (14:45).
-Next week:  Wheeler Yuta vs. Clark Connors for the Pure Title.

Impact Wrestling

-Commentators:  Tom Hannifan, Gia Miller(for Before The Impact), & "The Drama King" Matthew Rehwoldt.
-Rich Swann & "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian d. "The Indian Lion" Mahabali Shera & Raj Singh when Swann pinned Raj after the second-rope 450 Splash (9:08).
-Bhupinder Gujjar d. Bully Ray by DQ due to a blatant low blow by Bully Ray (3:33).  "The Innovator Of Violence" Tommy Dreamer ran in to help but Masha Slamovich stopped him with a low blow; that brought out Women's Champion "Hardcore Country" Mickie James to fight Masha.
-Rhino(w/ "The Redhead Rebel" Heath Miller) d. Sami Callihan(w/ Cody Deaner, "Big Kon" Konnor O'Brian, & Alan Angels) after Kon tripped Callihan and hit hiim with a chair behind the referee's back, leading to Rhino finishing with the Gore (6:14 aired).
-"The Juggernaut" Jordynne Grace d. "The Pink Dream" Alex Gracia via Grace Driver(pumphandle Michinoku Driver) (2:28).
-"The Timesplitter" Yujiro Kushida d. "The Octopus" Jonathan Gresham with the Hoverboard Lock(kimura) (10:06).
-"Hardcore Country" Mickie James d. "The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw(w/ Jai Vidal & "The Cannibal" Savannah Evans) to retain the Women's Title; "The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo did commentary but left the table to counteract Vidal & Evans' interference.  Gisele got Mickie in an O'Connor Roll, but Deonna turned it over behind the referee's back and Mickie got the pin (12:57 aired).
-Next week:  Heavyweight Champion "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander, Rich Swann, & Frankie Kazarian vs. KENTA Kobayashi & Tag Team Champions "The Inevitable" Ace Austin & "The Ultimate Finesser" Chris Bey.  Also "Speedball" Mike Bailey & Jonathan Gresham vs. The Decay(Black Taurus & Crazzy Steve), Heath Miller vs. "Mayhem For All" Steve Maclin, and The Death Dollz("La Wera Loca" Taya Valkyrie & JesSICKa Havok) vs. The Coven("The People's Witch" Taylor Wilde & "The Majesty Of Muscle" KiLynn King) for the Women's Tag Team Titles.

WWE Main Event

-Commentators:  Kevin Patrick & Byron Saxton.
-Carmelo Hayes d. "The Stamina Monster" Akira Tozawa after the Nothing But Net(top-rope Fameasser) (5:43).
-The Original Club("Machine Gun" Karl Anderson & Luke "Doc" Gallows)(w/ "Michin" Mia Yim) d. The Maximum Male Models(Dio "ma.çé" Maddin & mån.sôör El-Shehail)(w/ Maxxine Dupri); Gallows pinned mån.sôör after he and Anderson hit the Magic Killer(double-team elevated neckbreaker) (6:17 aired).

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