Thursday, September 21, 2023

Thursday Rasslin

ROH TV

-Commentators:  Ian Riccaboni & "The Ageless One" Caprice Coleman.
-"The Wrestler" Katsuyori Shibata d. Nick Wayne in a Pure Rules Match to retain the Pure Title after the Penalty Kick (9:20).  The ringside judges were Jerry Lynn, Dalton Castle, & Jimmy Jacobs.
-"The Cuban Diamond" Diamante Zuniga d. Catie Brite via inverted swinging neckbreaker (1:55).
-"Taigastyle" Lee Moriarty(w/ Shane Taylor) d. "Big Shotty" Lee Johnson with a jumping leg lariat (7:20).
-"The O.G. Badass" Mercedes Martinez(w/ "The Cuban Diamond" Diamante Zuniga) d. "The Afro Punk" Trish Adora with the Brass City Sleeper(surfboard/dragon sleeper combo) (4:41).
-"The Fallen Goddess" Athena Palmer(w/ "Space Jesus" Billie Starkz) d. "Psycho Girl" Angelina Love after the over-the-shoulder Codebreaker drop to retain the Women's Title (6:22).
-Willow Nightingale, Skye Blue, & "The Hottest Flame" Kiera Hogan d. "Legit" Leyla Hirsch & Charlette & Robyn Renegade when Skye pinned Charlette with the Code Blue (7:04).  Maria Kanellis-Bennett watched the match from the entranceway.
-"All Ego" Ethan Page d. "V.S.K." Vinny Scalice King after the re-entry Diamond Cutter (2:21).
-El Hijo Del Vikingo, Gravity, & Gran Metalik(w/ Alex Abrahantes) d. "The Premier Athlete" Tony Nese & The Spanish Announce Project(Angélico & Serpentico)(w/ "Smart" Mark Sterling) when Metalik pinned Nese after a ropewalk swanton bomb (8:32).
-Action Andretti & "Air Wolf" Darius Martin d. "The Ivy League M.V.P." Griff Garrison & Cole "Two Dimes" Karter(w/ Maria Kanellis-Bennett) when Andretti pinned Karter after the springboard 450 Splash (4:55).
-The Mogul Embassy("They Call Him A Machine" Brian Cage & The Gates Of Agony(Bishop Kaun & "The Samoan Lion" Toa Liona))(w/ Prince Nana) d. "Chocolate Thunder" Willie Mack & The Infantry("The Captain" Shawn Dean & "Bad News & Tattoos" Carlie Bravo)(w/ "The Afro Punk" Trish Adora) to retain the Trios Titles; Cage pinned Mack after Kaun & Liona hit the Open The Gates(double atomic facebuster) (9:28).

Impact Wrestling

-Commentators:  Tom Hannifan, "Mean" Gia Miller(for Before The Impact), & "The Drama King" Matthew Rehwoldt.
-M.K. Ultra(Masha Slamovich & "Killer" Kelly Lourenco) d. The Death Dollz(Courtney Rush & JesSICKa Havok) to retain the Women's Tag Team Titles when Masha pinned JesSICKa after the Northern Lights Bomb (8:23).
-"The Celestial" Alan Angels won an Ultimate X Match with Rich Swann, Samuray Del Sol, "Speedball" Mike Bailey, "The Inevitable" Ace Austin, and Zachary Wentz by retrieving the X from above the ring (9:39).
-Jake Something d. "Dirty Dango" Johnny Curtis(w/ John E. "Alpha" Bravo) after the Into The Void(spinning Bossman Slam) (3:58).  In a throwback to early Impact episodes, the "Fox Box" timer was used for the match and "The Natural" Chase Stevens was the backstage judge in case the bout went to the ten-minute time limit.
-"The World-Class Maniac" Eric Young(w/ Scott D'Amore) d. Kenny King(w/ Sheldon Jean) by DQ when Jean blatantly interfered (0:35); Shark Boy(as Deputy Director Of Authority) ordered an impromptu tag team match.
-"The World-Class Maniac" Eric Young & Scott D'Amore d. Kenny King & Sheldon Jean by DQ when The Design(Cody Deaner & "Big Kon" Konnor O'Brian) attacked Young & D'Amore (0:10); Shark Boy ordered another impromptu match...
-"The World-Class Maniac" Eric Young, America's Most Wanted("Wildcat" Chris Harris & "Cowboy" James Storm), & Scott D'Amore d. Kenny King, Cody Deaner, "Big Kon" Konnor O'Brian, & Sheldon Jean when Young pinned Jean after the piledriver (9:07 plus brawling before the bell).
-Feast Or Fired reveals:  Crazzy Steve earned a Digital Media Title shot, Moose earned a Heavyweight Title shot, "The Ultimate Finesser" Chris Bey earned a Tag Team Title shot (presumably for himself and Ace Austin...wait, I thought this was for an X-Division Title shot), and Yuya Uemura was fired.
-"The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander d. "The Fresh Prince Of Mid-Air" Trey Miguel(w/ Zachary Wentz) with the C-4 Spike(double-underhook piledriver) after Heavyweight Champion Alex Shelley fought off Wentz's attempts to interfere (9:33 aired).
-Women's Champion Trinity Fatu, Gail Kim, Amazing Kong, "Hardcore Country" Mickie James, & "The Juggernaut" Jordynne Grace(w/ Raisha Saeed) d. "The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo, "The Boricua Badass" Tasha Steelz, Angelina Love, "The Quintessential Diva" Gisele Shaw, & "The Cannibal" Savannah Evans(w/ Velvet Sky & Jai Vidal) when Kong pinned Gisele after the Implant Buster(double-underhook faceplant) (14:55).
-Next week:  Chris Sabin vs. Alan Angels for the X-Division Title, plus Digital Media Champion "The Innovator Of Violence" Tommy Dreamer & "The Redheaded Rebel" Heath Miller vs. Kenny King & Sheldon Jean, and "Speedball" Mike Bailey vs. "The Octopus" Jonathan Gresham.

WWE Main Event

-Commentators:  Byron Saxton & Wade Barrett.
-Nikki Cross d. Indi Hartwell-Lumis with a cross-bodyblock off the top rope (5:30).
-Tegan Nox d. Xia Li after the Shiniest Wizard (7:03 aired).

CHWA Thursday Night Throwdown

-Commentators:  Chris Roedel & Rocky Baxter.
-"The Third-Generation Monster" Damien Blackwell & Eagle Eye d. Interim Heavyweight Champion Alister Crow & "Parasyte" Tyler Blake; Crow brought the title belt into the ring while the referee was occupied with Parasyte, but Blackwell DDTed Crow on the belt and got the pin after the top-rope splash (5:38).
-Logan Simmons(w/ D.N.X.(David X & Noah X) d. Iorio The Juggalo after a distraction by Shawn Blaze led to Simmons winning after taking Iorio down from the turnbuckles with a belly-to-back suplex (6:35).  Drew Karter & Igor The Mad Russiah watched the match from ringside and seemingly recruited Iorio afterwards.
-Kenneth Collins d. "The Anomaly" I.P. Mason via spinning elbowsmash to retain the International Title (5:22).

Tomorrow night on WWE/NXT Level Up:
-Axiom vs. Charlie Dempsey - Global Heritage Invitational Tournament Group B
-Fallon Henley vs. Arianna Grace
-Ivy Nile vs. Izzy Dame

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