Saturday, March 23, 2024

Saturday CHWA Results From Edwardsville, IL + Other Show Results

-Ring announcer:  Chris Roedel.  Referees:  Freddy Jack Funkhouser, Aron Lawrence, Jeremy Smith, & Dylan Little.
-"The Shoeserweight" Chris Exodus d. "The Anomaly" I.P. Mason to retain the Heavyweight Title, jumping off Mason's back to the middle rope to execute the Starlight Kick(middle-rope springboard roundhouse kick) (12:44).
-The Warriors("The Native Nightmare" Jeremy Lightfoot & Cousin Waylon Phoenix) d. "The Wind Of Destruction" Makaze & 5* Jesse Jay.  Makaze came out for the match with his mask in his hand, declaring it to be a show of respect for long-time rival Lightfoot who was retiring soon; he donned the mask as the match begun.  Waylon pinned Jesse after he and Lightfoot hit a Skyhigh/top-rope clothesline combo (9:20).  Afterwards, Lightfoot called previous Warriors teammates Angelo Grimsley and Jake Prater to the ring, thanking them for their assistance in the past year and saying that his final two matches would be one-on-one bouts with his retirement match taking place in May.
-Drew Karter(w/ Iorio The Juggalo) d. Anthony Lopez after a knockout forearm smash (4:46).
-"The Incinerator" Shawn Blaze d. Jake Prater via chokeslam (5:36).
-Logan Simmons d. Iorio The Juggalo with a sleeper and bodyscissors to retain the 1-Up Title (9:28).
-D-N-X(David X & Noah X) won a triple threat match with The Junkies For Fame("The Avatar Of Excellence J.S.O." Jeff O'Connor & "The Doctor Of Decadence" Dallas Stevens) and The Posthumans(Mazoku & "Parasyte" Tyler Nyte); D-N-X hit J.S.O. with stereo close-range superkicks causing him to fall on top of Parasyte, then the champions dogpiled onto them for the pin (8:51).  (For legality, I believe Noah and Parasyte were the legal men but don't hold me to that.)
-"Switchblade" Garrett Shanks won a triple threat match with "The Urban Cowboy" Ricky Rodriguez and Quest Parker when he pinned Parker after a ripcord Flatliner (4:16).
-Madi Monarch d. "Pitbull" Piper Brooks after the basement double-kneestrike to the back to retain the International Title (9:55).
-"The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride d. "The Crowd Pleaser" Karti Marti with the flying headbutt (8:49).
-5* Jesse Jay called Big Daddy Dion to the ring, asking why he turned on him.  Dion said that when he lost the 1-Up Title, no one showed him any sympathy and that included his supposed friend Jay.  Jay seemed to think that he was no different than anyone else in the back (in Dion's eyes) who hated him out of jealousy, but Dion said that he saw Jay differently as a true friend.  It seemed as though the two might patch things up with a hug, but then Jay kicked Dion in the groin before walking away from him.
-Alister Crow d. Angelo Grimsley via full nelson slam to retain the Interim Heavyweight Title (8:39).

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Saturday WLW results from Troy, MO(credit to Ben Simon):

-WLW Tag Team Champions Dysfunction(Kyle Roberts, Brandon Espinosa, & Tom Coffey) d. "Astonishing" Austin Mulitalo, "Too Good" Mason St. Goods, & Jack Parker Jr.; Espinosa pinned St. Goods after Parker turned on his teammates and took out St. Goods with a knee strike (11:15).
-"The Deliverer" Moses Powell d. "The Future Legend" Kerry Morton via rollup to retain the WLW Jr. Heavyweight Title (13:59).
-"Thrillbilly" Silas Mason d. "The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede with the Thrill Ride(spinning Bossman Slam) (12:17).
-Pretty Empowered(NWA Women's Champion Kenzie Paige & Kylie Paige)(w/ Aron Stevens) d. WLW Women's Champion "The Little Blue Dragon" Tootie Lynn Ramsey & Skylar Sparks; Kenzie pinned Sparks after Kylie hit Sparks with a Diamond Cutter onto Kenzie's title belt (9:57).
-"The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson & "The Legacy" Leland Race d. "Captain Badass" Trevor Murdoch & "The Dane Event" Jax Dane when Race rolled up Murdoch for the pin (12:48).
-"The Overman" Ethan Carter III d. WLW Heavyweight Champion "Superstar" Steve Fender via One-Percenter(headlock driver) to retain the NWA Heavyweight Title (18:11); Fender's title was not at stake.

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