Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  "High Voltage" Kat Carter.  Referees:  Dallas Edwards & Aaron Grider.
-"The Naptown Nightmare" Juvan Thomas & Lonzo "Chicano" Romero d. "The Anomaly" I.P. Mason & Tobias Storm when Thomas pinned Mason after a powerbomb onto the knees (4:53).
-Hippie Johnny & Alexis Valentine d. "Sensei" Erron Wade & Sigrid-The Scourge Of Odin when Johnny pinned Sigrid after the Go To Sleep (11:29).
-Promoter Matt Jackson held a ten-bell salute for longtime fan Meredith who recently passed away.
-"The Guard Dog" Mat Fitchett d. "The Moral Compass" Jaden Newman via modified cobra clutch (9:14).
-Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly d. "The Bearded Gentleman" Tommy Davis after a knockout forearm smash (7:27).
-A four-corner match between "The Power Rough Girl" Ashlyn Alexander, "The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy, "Godspeed" Noah Clover, and "The Ethereal Succubus" Gwen Neodonna ended in a no-contest when "The Worst Person You Know" Chase Holliday attacked everyone, then bullied the referee into making a three-count after delivering a spinning backfist on Ashlyn (5:22).
-"The Grand Regent" Camaro Jackson came out to speak to the fans, but Greg Jovi interrupted from the commentary position.  Jovi told him that he had to fix the K.C. Karrington problem (which resulted in Karrington kidnapping Quest Parker at last month's show) or he would just be proving that he's all talk.
-"The Street Reaper" Mike Outlaw fought "The Too Turn't Wild Unicorn" Laynie Luck to a double-pin draw.  Both the original referee and the second official were knocked down in the chaos of the match; Laynie hit the flying Diamond Cutter off the second rope and fell back onto Outlaw for a pin attempt, but both wrestlers' shoulders were down on the mat and each official counted a wrestler down for three (14:45).
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay d. "The Honey Badger" Neil Diamond Cutter in an Anarchy Rules Match after a lariat (12:33).
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega(w/ "The Main Girl" Nixi X.S.) d. Nick King; King accidentally knocked Nixi off the apron early in the match, but she returned to ringside to deliver a low blow to King behind the referee's back.  That allowed Vega to capitalize and win with the Brain Eater(brainbuster onto the knee) (8:52).
-"The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams d. "The Black Diamond" Luke Langley with the buzzsaw kick to retain the Destination Title (10:00).
-K.C. Karrington attempted to attack ring announcer Kat in the ring; Greg Jovi left the commentary position to try to reason with Karrington and the locker room emptied led by Camaro Jackson.  Many wrestlers had to keep the two separated while also hustling the potato peeler-wielding Karrington out of the building.
-Nihilation("Warhorse" Jake Parnell & Victor Analog) d. "The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt & "Death Wish" Anakin Murphy.  "Cutthroat" Kenny Kalix interfered late in the match on behalf of Nihilation, leading to Wyatt attempting to take him out with the Coronation(piledriver).  Anakin stopped Wyatt from hurting his brother, but this led to a rift between the teammates and Nihilation took advantage.  After extensive double-teaming, Warhorse finally pinned Wyatt after his own piledriver (10:13).  When Anakin attempted to check on his partner after the match, Wyatt decked him and stormed out of the ring...and Warhorse offered Anakin a place in Nihilation, saying he had no friends left.  After some hesitation, Anakin walked away from Warhorse's extended hand.
-"Tombstone" Thomas Shire d. "Second To None" Kenny Alfonso via powerbomb to retain the Gateway Heritage Title (9:37).