Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL + Other Show Results

-Ring announcer:  "High Voltage" Kat Carter.  Referee:  Dallas Edwards.
-"The Top Of The Pyramid" Dante Pharaoh d. "The Rock Star" Cordell Cain(w/ "Big Money" Robert Leach) after a mule kick behind the referee's back set up the flying boot for the win (7:28).
-Greg Jovi recruited Alvin Falcone before his scheduled pre-show match.
-Lonzo "Chicano" Romero, "The Guatemalan Dragon" Carlos Oliva, & Urijah Upton d. "The Anomaly" I.P. Mason, "The Rizz God" Calvin Kelly, & "The Naptown Nightmare" Juwan Thomas when Upton pinned Mason with a top-rope splash (6:58).
-"Boy No More" Nick King d. "The New Guy" Jake Bosche after a lariat (5:08).
-"The King's Road Slayer" Derek Neal, "The Black Diamond" Luke Langley, & "More Than A Conquerer" Alvin Falcone(substituting for the absent K.C. Karrington) d. "The Dad Bod" Sean Orleans & G.A.Y.("The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy & "The Ethereal Succubus" Gwen Neodonna) when Neal pinned Gwen after Langley's brainbuster followed by Neal's fisherman buster (8:23 plus brawling before the bell).
-"The Worst Person You Know" Chase Holliday d. "The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt via spinning backfist (9:29).
-Too Many Abs("Second To None" Kenny Alfonso & "The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede) d. "Cutthroat" Kenny Kalix & "Godspeed" Noah Clover; Rahim pinned Kalix after he and Alfonso hit stereo basement knee strikes (7:21).
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay d. "The Limbripper" Tommy Davis with the rolling elbow (13:07).
-Tammy Jovi Memorial Cup Match:  "The Wild Unicorn" Laynie Luck won a four-way dance with Victor Analog, "The Grand Regent" Camaro Jackson, and "The Power Rough Girl" Ashlyn Alexander.  Eliminations:  Analog pinned Ashlyn after a rolling elbow (5:35).  Analog rolled up Camaro for the second pinfall (7:38).  Laynie pinned Analog after the Unicorn Cutter(flying Cutter off the second rope (10:41).
-Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly d. "HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie with the hangman submission (6:48).
-"Commissar Warhorse" Jake Parnell d. "The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams to win the Destination Title.  Derek Neal came out to distract Williams at a crucial moment, allowing Parnell to mount a comeback; he scored the tapout victory with the Sharpshooter to end Williams' 392-day reign (17:30).
-"The Versace Of Violence" Nixi X.S. d. Greg Jovi after the spinning kick (10:00).
-"The Guard Dog" Mat Fitchett(w/ "The New Guy" Jake Bosche) d. "Spitfire" Davey Vega to retain the Gateway Heritage Title.  Late in the match, the referee was bumped and the title belt came into play, which brought out Nixi X.S. to counteract Bosche's presence at ringside.  Vega accidentally knocked Nixi off the ring apron and Fitchett got the pin with an O'Connor Roll (17:43).

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Friday PWE results from DuQuoin, IL:

-Derek Fullerton d. Damien Blackwell.
-Eagle Eye d. String Bean.
-James Brady d. Quest Parker to win the Cruiserweight Title.
-Curly d. Vincent Sawyer.
-Alex Herzog & "Big L" Lance Gettemeier d. Anthony Lopes & Bax.