Saturday, January 31, 2026

WWE Royal Rumble

-Women's Royal Rumble:
#1 Charlotte Flair
#2 Alexa Bliss
#3 Kiana James
#4 Nia Jax
#5 "The Pitbull" Ivy Nile
#6 Lola Vice
#7 "The Poison Pixie" Candice LeRae
#8 "The Juggernaut Jordynne Grace
Jordynne eliminated Lola, Ivy, and Candice.  Nia and (accidentally) Alex were eliminated by Charlotte.
#9 Women's Intercontinental Champion "The Man" Becky Lynch
#10 Sol Ruca
#11 "The Prodigy" Roxanne Perez
#12 Maxxine Dupri
#13 Nattie Neidhart
Becky eliminated Maxxine, only to be eliminated shortly afterwards by Nattie.
#14 Liv Morgan
#15 "The Boujee Bully" Lash Legend
Lash eliminated Jordynne.
#16 Zelina Vega
#17 Raquel Rodriguez
Raquel eliminated Kiana.
#18 Chelsea Green-Cardona(w/ Alba Fyre)
#19 Women's U.S. Champion "The Beautiful Madness" Giulia Matsudo
#20 Women's Tag Team Champion "The Genius Of The Sky" Io Shirai
#21 "The Empress Of Tomorrow" Asuka Urai
#22 Women's Tag Team Champion "The Eradicator" Rhea Ripley
Giulia eliminated Zelina, then Rhea threw out Chelsea and Roxanne.
#23 Bayley Rose
#24 NXT Women's Champion Jacy Jayne
Liv eliminated Nattie.
#25 Nikki Bella
#26 Lyra Valkyria
Bayley threw out Giulia.
#27 "The Standout" Kelani Jordan
#28 "The Pirate Princess" Kairi Sane
Kairi accidentally hit Asuka which sent her to the floor.  Kairi was so distraught that she was thrown out from behind by Io Shirai.
#29 Brie Bella
#30 Tiffany Stratton
Brie eliminated Lyra at the same time that Nikki eliminated Bayley.  Jacy threw out Kelani but was then eliminated by Sol.  Lash eliminated both Nikki & Brie Bella, then threw out Charlotte (endurance mark: 59:49) and Io.  Rhea finally ended Lash's run by throwing her out, but then Raquel eliminated Rhea.  Liv double-crossed her Judgment Day teammate by throwing Raquel out of the ring from behind.  The final three all battled on the apron, but Tiffany sent Sol to the floor before being send to the floor herself by a modified version of Liv's ObLIVion(rebound Flatliner).  WINNER:  Liv Morgan
-"The Ring General" GUNTHER Hahn d. "The Phenomenal" A.J. Styles via sleeper with bodyscissors with Styles' career on the line.
-Drew McIntyre d. Sami Zayn after the second Claymore(flying boot) in a row to retain the WWE Title.
-Men's Royal Rumble:
#1 Oba Femi
#2 Bron Breakker(w/ Paul Heyman)
Before Bron could enter the ring, he was attacked by a masked assailant who delivered an advanced curbstomp on the floor.  The masked figure threw Bron into the ring where he was easily clotheslined out and eliminated by Femi.
#3 Solo Sikoa (on Smackdown, Solo handed his WWE Tag Team Title belt to Talla Tonga, which I guess is a clause in Freebird Rules a la Dion Lennon handing his NXT Tag Title belt to Saquon Shugars)
#4 Rey Misterio Jr.
#5 "The Redeemer" Alexander Rusev
Femi's dominance continued as he eliminated Rusev, Solo, and Rey to clear the ring.
#6 "The Complete" Matt Cardona.
Hi Matt, bye Matt.
#7 "The Punishment" Damian Priest
#8 "The Young O.G." Je'Von Evans
#9 Mr. Iguana
#10 Trick Williams
Trick eliminated Mr. Iguana.
#11 "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes
#12 "El Grande Americano"
#13 "The Original" El Grande Americano
"Americano" was eliminated by The Original, only for The Original to be sent to the floor by Trick.  Trick had no time to celebrate as Cody eliminated him.
#14 "Powerhouse" Will Hobbs^H^H^HRoyce Keys
Keys made an immediate impact by throwing out Priest.
#15 "The Pressure" Austin Theory
#16 Big Bronson Reed
#17 Ilja Dragunov
#18 La Parka
#19 Dragon Lee
#20 "The Maverick" Logan Paul
The three Vision members united to do some damage...Reed eliminated Keys, Reed & Theory worked together to throw out La Parka, and Reed threw out Dragon Lee.
#21 L.A. Knight
Knight eliminated Theory and then Ree
#22 Brock Lesnar(w/ Paul Heyman)
#23 "The Miz" Mike Mizanin
Lesnar eliminated Dragunov.
#24 Rey Fenix
Brock threw out Fenix in short order, then eliminated Femi to end his run.
#25 World Tag Team Champion "Main Event" Jey Uso
Cody and Knight worked together to eliminate Lesnar.
#26 Roman Reigns
Roman started off well by throwing out Miz.
#27 "The Samoan Werewolf" Jacob Fatu
#28 PENTA
Cody eliminated Knight.
#29 Randy Orton
#30 "The Ring General" GUNTHER Hahn
Orton threw out Je'Von to end a fairly lengthy run by The Young O.G. (40:58).  GUNTHER threw out PENTA in the battle of all-caps single-name competitors.  Jacob Fatu got Cody over the ropes, but as Cody fought him off, WWE Champion Drew McIntyre appeared out of nowhere to hit him with a Claymore and Cody fell to the outside.  Reigns eliminated Jacob, then after a quick exchange he threw out Jey Uso.  Reigns eliminated Logan Paul and GUNTHER threw out Orton...the night ended with Reigns throwing out GUNTHER for his second career Rumble win.  WINNER:  Roman Reigns.

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