Saturday SICW Results From Belleville, IL

-Ring announcer:  Drew Abbenhaus.  Referees:  Nick Ridenour & Bill Henson.

-"The Dragonfly" Chris Exodus d. Shogun via cross-armbar (2:30).

-The Big Texan d. "The Soldier Of Fortune" Kenny Kingston(w/ "The Merchant Of Violence" Stephen E) after the lariat (6:02).

-Bobby D d. "The Sultan" Payton Ayers(w/ "The Merchant Of Violence" Stephen E) via Buff Blockbuster (9:05).

-Ax Allwardt & Cannonball Matthews(w/ Lucky P. Larsen, Esquire) d. "The Night Train" Gary Jackson & "The SIlverback" Joe Helms when Ax pinned Helms after hitting him with a chain behind the referee's back (7:35).

-"Italian Grit" Joe Vinetti d. Central States/Tag Team Champion "Big Nasty" Glenn Williams by DQ when Williams blatantly kicked Vinetti in the groin (7:57); Williams retained the Central States Title.

-Dysfunction(Brandon Espinosa & Kyle Roberts)(w/ "The Dragonfly" Chris Exodus) d. The Unusual Suspects("Volatile" Curtis Wylde & Billy McNeil)(w/ Wyldefyre).  Wylde hit the Wylde's Twisting Finale(spinning uranagi) on Espinosa and coveed, but the referee was occupied with McNeil and Roberts.  Exodus delivered a kneedrop off the top rope on Wylde and put Espinosa on top for the pinfall once the referee turned around (12:36).

-The Gateway Saints("Your Canadian Hero" Sean Vincent & "The Soul Survivor" Jayson Breed) d. Attila Khan & Madman Pondo(w/ "The Merchant Of Violence" Stephen E) by DQ when Khan attacked his opponents with a steel chair (8:45).  The violence would only continue as the two used every weapon they could get their hands on:  Chairs, a kendo stick, a stop sign, Pondo's giant-sized pizza cutter, and even a table.  Bobby D ran in to help, only to be driven through the table himself.  Finally Gary Jackson & Billy McNeil hit the ring and the rulebreakers backed off, but the damage had been done.

-NOTES:  Official Ben Simon Concession Count(tm):  Hamburger and Cherry Ski.  I was in good company for the evening alongside Evil Jim & Crystal Yount, "The Human Wrestling Ball" Pete Madden, & Sadie Blaze.  Afterwards we made our way to the nearby Denny's...hello Grand Slamwich, my old friend.  The group included the above four as well as Pondo, Attila Khan, Joe Helms, Cannonball Matthews, Stephen E, and Lucky P. Larsen.  Good times were had.  From there, stop for gas, then home to try to rest up for the TV taping tomorrow (11 AM instead of noon due to the football gimmick!).