Saturday CHWA Results From Edwarsdville, IL

-Ring announcer:  Chris Roedel.  Referees:  Freddy Jack Funkhouser, Jeb, & Hadley.
-"The Themme Fatale" Alexis Valentine d. "The Crowd Pleaser" Karti Marti after the Boots The House Down(pump kick) (7:58).
-"The Orace Of The Hourglass" Ramsey Rancid(w/ "The Rectifier" Waylon Phoenix, "The Victimizer" Alister Crow, & masked follower) d. Logan Simmons after Waylon hit Simmons with his toy alligator Allie (3:26).  Malicious intent ganged up on Simmons until "The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride and "The Fairy Tale Villain" Angelo Grimsley ran in for the save.  However, it was basically three on two and Malicious Intent got the upper hand once again...the "The Dragonfly" Chris Exodus made a surprsie return to back up the rest of Dragon's Guild!  Exodus was itching for a fight and an impromptu match came about...
-"The Dragonfly" Chris Exodus(w/ L-Ride, Angelo Grimsley, & Logan Simmons) d. "The Victimizer" Alister Crow(w/ Ramsey Rancid, Waylon Phoenix, & masked follower) after hitting the Starlight Kick(secnod-rope springboard roundhouse kick) twice in a row (10:57).
_"Parasyte" Tyler Nyte d. Xavier Dea'vaul after blinding him with green mist, finishing him with the Slice Their Head(standing Sliced Bread #2) (5:59).
-"The Fairy Tale Villain" Angelo Grimsley(w/ Raziel) d. "Captain Bad Attitude" James Brady in an Unsanctioned Match after an Acid Rainmaker with a chain wrapped around his arm (14:29).
-Shylo Nights won a triple threat match with "The Center Of The Universe" Evonias and Chameleon to retain the International Title when she pinned Chameleon via moonsault off the second rope (7:57).
-The STL Connection(Andrew "The Wolf" Wilder & "The Black Panther" Johnathan Zulu) d.Forest Fire(Navi Kai & "The Man On Fire" Kai Pheonix)(w/ Heavyweight Champion "The Anomaly" I.P. Mason) to win the Tag Team Titles.  The champs seemed to be on the same page until Phoenix short-armed Navi and dropped off the apron, declaring that his allegiance was to Mason.  Navi fell victim to Wilder's Call Of The Wild(inverted swinging neckbreaker) followed by a splash off the second rope by Zulu for the pin (10:29).
-"The Anomaly" I.P. Mason(w/ "The Man On Fire" Kai Phoenix) d. "The Arcane Assassin" Killian Kayne with a double-armbar submission to retain the Heavyweight Title (12:08).
-Jalon Strong d. Big Daddy Dion; the mystery masked man made another appearance, putting Dino's foot on the bottom rope after Strong hit the Cakokia Cutter(double-jump somersault Cutter).  The interloper remained at ringside to watch the rest of the bout, which ended with Strong hitting the Cahokia Cutter a second time to finally secure the victory (7:59).  Jalon challenged the unknown person to get into the ring with him, but the maked man simply walked away.
-NOTES:  Official Ben Simon Concession County(tm):  Chicken tenders and fries plus a Pepsi before the show, Mountain Dew at intermission.  Merch:  The new Chris Exodus T-shirt!  (Glad they had XXXL...)  It was another busy Saturday around here with Midwest Throwdown making their debut in the immediate St. Louis area with a Juneteenth show, headlined by Mike Outlaw vs. Gary Jackson.  Also New Genesis Wrestling had their anniversary show in Mascoutah with TNA International Champion Mustafa Ali defending against Jerry Morgan.  It was definitely one of those nights where the choice wasn't an easy one!  Next weekend is a matter of driving distance for the most part; either MMWA in Herculaneum or Zero-One USA in Edgewood.  Good night, good luck, and #yaywrestling.