Sunday, November 15, 2015

Saturday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Jordan Lacey started the show by saying that he didn't want to be stuck in a pre-show match and he felt like he should retire if he can't be a top guy.  That brought out Heavyweight Champion Gerald James and Dorian Victor...the verbal confrontation led to Lacey putting his career on the line for a shot at the title.
-Christian Rose(w/ Greg Jovi) d. Jojo Bravo; Jovi distracted the referee from seeing Rose tap out to his own No-Leaf Clover(Liontamer-style Boston crab).  That allowed Rose to recover and block a flying rana off the second rope, hooking the No-Leaf Clover for the tapout (8:30).
-"The Money" Matt Cage d. Danny Adams(w/ Tag Team Champions Evan Gelistico & Adam Caster, Everett Connors, and wheelchair-bound referee Austin Blackburn) by blocking a sunset flip and hooking the legs (13:26).  Alex Castle attacked Cage from behind after the match, dropping him with a Pedigree.
-Trik Davis d. Mike Outlaw with the Cattle Mutilation (8:01).
-The Hooligans(Devin & Mason Cutter) d. Roscoe Eat Lisa("The Big Mustache On Campus" Mikey McFinnegan & "Zesty" Zakk Sawyers) when Devin pinned Sawyers after the wheelbarrow/second-rope flying DDT combo (13:56).
-D.J. Shiima Xion d. Everett Connors(w/ The Cause) after the ZDT (10:12).
-Gorgeous Jordan Lacey d. Heavyweight Champion Gerald James(w/ Dorian Victor) by DQ in a best-of-three-falls match.  Victor blindsided Lacey with a chair before the bell and James delivered a "Shadows Over Hell-Bow" for the first fall (0:15).  Lacey came back to win the second fall cleanly with the Jenna Jameson(swinging uranagi) (7:20).  James finally got himself disqualified to save the title by blatantly beating down Lacey with a chair (10:11).
-After the match, several members of the SLA roster came out to acknowledge Lacey's behind-the-scenes contributions to the promotion and its predecessor(the Lethal Wrestling Alliance).
-Mat Fitchett won the thirty-man Anarchy Rumble.  Order of entry:  Davey Vega, Evan Gelistico, Steve O. Reno, Mikey McFinnegan, Danny Adams, Billy McNeil, Everett Connors, Matt Cage, "The Littlest Viking" Jake Parnell, Trik Davis, Alex Castle, Sean Orleans, "The Freestyle Phenom" Jay Howard, Greg Jovi, Dash Rando, Austin Blackburn(miraculously rising from his wheelchair), "All About Me" Mallaki Matthews, Super Electro, Mat Fitchett(#19), Dorian Victor, Zakk Sawyers, "The Alaskan Heartthrob" Jack Adonis(!), Paco Gonzalez, Christian Rose, Adam Caster, Mike Sharona(!), Nikki Strychnine(!!!), Jojo Bravo, "American Viking" Alexandre Rudolph, and Ricky Starks.
-Eliminations:  McFinnegan by Gelistico, McNeil by Connors, Parnell and Reno by Gelistico, Davis by Cage, Jovi by Orleans, Orleans by Gelistico/Adams/Connors, Rando by Castle, Howard by Gelistico, Castle by Cage, Cage by Gelistico/Adams/Connors, Adams & Connors by Vega, Gelistico by Vega, Blackburn by Vega, Mallaki by Vega, Electro by Fitchett, Sawyers by Victor, Victor by Vega, Adonis by Fitchett, Sharona by Rose, Rudolph by Rose, Strychnine by Rose, Caster by Vega, Starks by Jojo, Paco by Rose, Jojo by Rose(after the referees missed Jojo eliminating Rose on the other side of the ring), Rose by Vega.  That left Vega and Fitchett as the final two and they fought over the top rope to the ring apron...it seemed like it could be a photo finish, but Fitchett landed a Pele Kick out of nowhere to send Vega to the floor!

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