Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Bolt Brady won a four-way dance with Khris Wolfe, Alex The Big Owl(w/ Jacob Dangle), and Billy McNeil to retain the ACW U-30 Title.  Wolfe eliminated McNeil after a short-arm forearm smash(a la Wade Barrett's Bullhammer); Brady and Wolfe double-pinned The Big Owl after another short-arm forearm smash from Wolfe.  Brady got the final fall on Wolfe after a backcracker.
-Shane Hollister d. Arik Cannon when a pin reversal sequence ended in Hollister getting the three-count with an on-the-mat crucifix.
-The Business(Jojo Bravo & Thomas Shire) won a three-way dance with Darren Dean & Aaron Solo and The MILF Hunters(Jack Jameson & Ron Mathis) to retain the ACW Tag Team Titles.  Dean pinned Mathis with a German suplex(and superkick assist from Solo).  Shire pinned Dean with a Perfectplex while Bravo covered Solo after a Ki-Krusher for the second elimination.
-Brandon Espinosa(w/ Angelus Layne) d. Adam Raw after the Combover(cobra clutch Stroke); Raw had to deal with verbal abuse from Evan Gelistico before and after his matchup.
-Angelus Layne(w/ Brandon Espinosa) d. Jessicka Havok after Espinosa's distraction allowed Layne to get the cheap pin with an O'Connor Roll.
-Gerald James(w/ Dorian Victor & Gerald's Mom) d. Sami Callihan; Gerald's family ran interference and slipped him a chain which he used to knock out Callihan for the win.
-Evan Gelistico(w/ Greg Jovi) d. T.J. Perkins to retain the ACW Heavyweight Title; Jovi distracted the referee when Perkins got Evan in the STF, so the tapout went unseen.  Gelistico blocked an Oklahoma roll and held the ropes(with an additional assist from his manager) for the tainted victory.
-Rachel Summerlyn d. Dan Walsh after a mule kick and rollup; Gerald James blindsided Summerlyn after the match, then Walsh snapped and dropped Rachel with a TKO before destroying her with a steel chair.
-Darin Corbin d. Jordan Lacey to retain the SLA Heavyweight Title; the referee was knocked down and didn't see Lacey score a visual fall after a Vaderbomb.  Corbin had a chance to recover and hit the Soul-Crushing Finale for the win.
-Mat Fitchett finally scored a win over his former trainer and current rival Dingo.  Fitchett took a ton of punishment, including a German suplex on the stage area, but he fought back to win after a Tombstone.
-A.C.H. & Davey Vega vs. The Hooligans(Devin & Mason Cutter) ended in a no-contest.  Both teams brought out their big guns and neither seemed able to put the other side away.  Out of nowhere, Vega's old enemy K.C. Karrington rushed the ring from the audience to attack him!  The locker room emptied to chase off the uninvited interloper, but the referee had no choice but to throw the match out.