Saturday DPW "Stroke Ain't No Joke" Results From Glen Carbon, IL

-Jackal won a six-way match with Rocket Mapache, Pierre Abernathy, Danny Adams, Paco Gonzalez, and Brent Myers when he pinned Myers after the Killswitch #2(turnbuckle-walk Tomakazi) (7:00).
-The Viking War Party("The American Viking" Alexandre Rudolph & "The Littlest Viking" Jake Parnell) d. The Bumrush Brothers("The Don Mega" Shorty Biggs & Outtkast); Parnell pinned Outtkast after a powerbomb/top-rope backcracker double-team combo (12:00).
-"Showtime" Bradley Charles d. "The Alternative" Brandon Gallagher after the TKO (7:10).
-Santana "Brittany" Garrett d. Jordynne Grace after the Shining Star Press(rope-handspring into a standing moonsault) (6:42).
-"Walking Reality" Dan Walsh won a four-corner match with Davey Vega, Steven Kennedy, and Mike Outlaw to retain the High Voltage Wrestling Livewire Title, pinning Outlaw after a modified shoulderbreaker (8:16).
-The Kansas City Killers("The Rebel" Jeremy Wyatt & "The Fittest Wrestler On Earth" Mark Sterling) d. "The Yoga Monster" Mike Sydal & Brandon Aarons to retain the Pro Wrestling Phoenix Tag Team Titles; Sterling speared Sydal and Wyatt hit a Macho Elbow, leading to Sterling pinning Sydal for the win (10:55).
-Gary Jay d. Billy McNeil with the Michinoku Driver (13:18).
-Steven Kennedy won a battle royal, last eliminating Brandon Gallagher.  Other participants:  Dan Walsh, Mike Sydal, Bradley Charles, Brent Myers, Paco Gonzalez, Danny Adams, Alexandre Rudolph, Jake Parnell, Mike Outlaw, Sir Isaac, Armchair Luchador, Patrick Hook, and Jonah Turk.
-The main event was scheduled to be "The King Of Chaos" Ricky Cruz defending the Heavyweight Title against "Dirdey" Jake Dirden (substituting for Pablo Marquez who was unable to appear due to a family commitment); the two brawled around the ringside area until Wyatt & Sterling attacked Dirden.  The Bumrush Brothers made the save and Executive Director Mark Bland ordered a six-man tag match.
-Jake Dirden & The Bumrush Brothers(Shorty Biggs & Outtkast) d. Heavyweight Champion Ricky Cruz & The Kansas City Killers(Jeremy Wyatt & Mark Sterling); Shorty pinned Sterling after a Samoan Drop/flying boot double-team combo by the Bumrush Brothers (13:33).