TNA Impact (Total Nonstop Deletion)

-Commentators:  Josh Mathews & Jeremy Borash.
-The entire show took place on the Hardy Compound, primarily in a barn with the six-sided ring set up.  Disclaimer:  All of the following actually occurred.
-"King" Maxel Hardy(w/ Reby Sky-Hardy) d. Rockstar Spud in a no-DQ match after Señor Benjamin shocked Spud with a taser (0:19).
-Sienna Kay d. O.D.B. after hitting O.D.B. with a chair while the referee was down and following up with the Silencer(Pounce) (3:30).
-Ichweeed(alter-ego of Jeff Hardy) d. Chet Sterling after driving him through a table with an elbowdrop off the ring apron, then finishing with a standard jumping elbowdrop in the ring (3:43).
-Eddie Edwards fought Bobby Lashley to a no-contest to retain the Heavyweight Title as the two brawled out of the building (12:39 aired).
-The Hardy Boys(Broken Matt & Jeff^H^H^HBrother Nero) won Tag Team Apocalypto to retain the Tag Team Titles; several unnamed teams entered the fray and were eliminated in the chaos.  Some of the teams involved:  Trevor Lee & Andrew Everett(w/ Gregory Shane Helms), The Rock 'N Roll Express(Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson)(!), The Decay(Abyss & Crazzy Steve), The Bruiserweights(John Skyler & Corey Hollis), The Bravado Brothers(Harlem & Lancelot), Rockstar Spud & Horn Swoggle, The Ugly Ducklings(Lance Lude & Rob Killjoy), Team Showtime(Aaron Biggs & Mecha Mercenary), and The Death Crew Council(James Storm & unnamed allies).  Noted eliminations:  Crazzy Steve pinned Hollis after a literal neck snap (4:29).  Abyss pinned both Ducklings after a double chokeslam (6:10).  Abyss pinned Mercenary after hitting him with a rock(it was a big rock) (7:38).  Matt Hardy pinned Robert Gibson after a Twist Of Fate (16:55 aired).  Spud pinned Harlem Bravado after Swoggle hit Harlem with a chair (18:21 aired).  Swoggle turned on Spud with a powerbomb and Tadpole Splash, leaving him for Lee to pin (18:57 aired).  Crazzy Steve punched out and pinned a trucker who was under one of the D.C.C. masks(he had been abused by Decay in a prior vignette), thus eliminating the Council (21:04 aired).  Matt Hardy pinned Andrew Everett after an assist from totally-not-Hurricane Helms(who fell into the Lake Of Reincarnation), taking out Everett and Lee with shovels (26:36 aired).  Jeff hit Steve with a Twist Of Fate that caused him to fall backwards into the volcano on the Hardy Compound; the volcano erupted and launched Steve into the nearby ring where Matt pinned him for the final elimination (30:44 aired).