AEW Dynamite

-Commentators:  Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, & "The Human Suplex Machine" Taz Maniac.
-Heavyweight/ROH Tag Team Champion Maxwell Jacob Friedman d. "The Dragon Slayer" Daniel Garcia(w/ "Cool Hand" Angelo Parker & "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard) with the Salt Of The Earth(Fujiwara armbar) to retain the Heavyweight Title (10:37).
-Sting & Darby Allin d. The Outrunners(Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd) when Sting made Truth tap out to the Scorpion Deathlock (2:59).
-Shane "Swerve" Strickland(w/ Prince Nana) d. Penta El Cero Miedo(w/ Alex Abrahantes) after the top-rope double-stomp on a seated Penta (13:22).  Swerve attempted to unmask Penta afterwards but "Hangman" Adam Page hit the ring to attack him.
-Samoa Joe d. "Limitless" Keith Lee via Coquina Clutch(sleeper with bodyscissors) to retain the ROH T.V. Title (11:26).  Afterwards, Joe declared that he wanted bigger accolades in the form of the AEW Heavyweight Title and he surrendered the ROH T.V. Championship.
-The Gunn Club(Austin & Colten Gunn)(w/ "The Rock Hard Stray Bullet" Juice Robinson) d. The Bollywood Boyz(Harv & Gurv Sihra); Austin pinned Gurv after he and Colten hit the 3:10 To Yuma(Flapjack-into-Flatliner) (0:41).
-Julia Hart d. Red Velvet with the moonsault (8:29).  Skye Blue confronted Julia afterwards, leading to a staredown until TBS Champion "More Than A Woman" Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale backed up Skye.
-Newest member of the AEW roster:  Mariah May!
-"Switchblade" Jay White(w/ "The Rock Hard" Stray Bullet" Juice Robinson & The Gunn Club(Austin & Colten Gunn)) d. "The Sussex County Chicken" Mark Briscoe (14:07).  Heavyweight/ROH Tag Team Champion Maxwell Jacob Friedman ambushed Juice and the Gunns with his Dynamite Diamond Ring, but White escaped before facing M.J.F.'s wrath.  The lights went out at the end of the show and we saw the "Devil"'s masked assailants attack Trios Champions The Acclaimed("Platinum" Max Caster & "The Five-Tool Player" Anthony Bowens) & "Daddy Ass" Billy Gunn.
-Friday on Rampage:  Fear The Revelation(Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler) vs. El Hijo Del Vikingo & Komander.
-Saturday on Collision:  Sting, "The Rated-R Superstar" Adam Copeland, & Darby Allin vs. "The Murderhawk Monster" Lance Archer & The Righteous("The Horror King" Vincent Marseglia & Bobby Dutch), plus "El Toro Blanco" Rush & Dralistico vs. The Work Horsemen("The Five-Star King" Anthony Henry & "The Blue Collar Badass" James D. Drake).
-Next week on Dynamite:  International Champion "Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy & FTW Champion Hook vs. Jon Moxley & "The Decoder" Wheeler Yuta.