Saturday SLA Results From Alton, IL + Other Show Results

-Ring announcer:  Kat Carter.  Pre-show host:  Buddy Shepherd.  Referees:  Aaron Grider & ?.
-"The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy d. "Cutthroat" Kenny Kalix with the cradle backdrop driver (4:27).
-"Too Good" Mason St. Goods, 5* Jesse Jay, & The O'Neal Brothers(Devin & Steven) d. The New Guys(Jake Bosche & Scott Stanley), "The King Of Thrash" Justin Poole, & "S.L.B." Kevin Hrobowski; Steven O'Neal pinned Poole after he and Devin hit the double sitout chokeslam (7:52).
-"Zesty" Zakk Sawyers d. "The Man In The Static" Victor Analog via crossed-leg fisherman buster (6:49).
-"Tombstone" Thomas Shire d. "The Bearded Gentleman" Tommy Davis with the powerbomb (4:44).
-"Rough" Adrian Surge & "The Boy" Nick King d. A.T.M.(substituting for Doc Simmons) & Zach Hendrix; Tommy Davis shoved A.T.M. off the top rope behind the referee's back and Surge pinned Hendrix after the swinging fisherman buster (11:19).
-"HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie d. "The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay after the second splits Stunner of the match (8:42).
-"The Quadfatha" Camaro Jackson d. "The Sleazy Rider" K.C. Karrington(w/ Greg Jovi) after an elevated powerbomb onto tater tots (11:08); the loser would have to wear a potato sack.
-"Death Wish" Anakin Murphy won a four-way dance with Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly, "The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede, and Billy McNeil to win the Tammy Jovi Memorial Cup.  Eliminations:  Connelly made McNeil tap out to the hangman submission (4:26).  Connelly made Rahim tap out to the hangman submission (4:48).  Anakin pinned Connelly via rollup (7:14).
-"The Queen Of Lariats" Ashlyn Alexander d. Madi Monarch; Nick King distracted the referee and Adrian Surge ran in to drop Madi with the swinging fisherman buster, allowing Ashlyn to score the victory (5:22).
-Mike Outlaw d. "Warhorse" Jake Parnell via rollup (17:14).
-"The King's Road Slayer" Derek Neal d. "The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams to retain the Gateway Heritage Title; Greg Jovi was absent from ringside but came out late in the match to distract the referee.  That allowed Neal to turn the tide in his favor and win with the fisherman buster (13:29).
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega(w/ The O'Neal Brothers(Devin & Steven) & Nixi X.S.) d. "Li'l Hollywood Hills" Everett Connors to retain the Destination Title.  Connors initially won after a Bieber Driver(draping piledriver) on the apron followed by a corkscrew splash off the top rope (12:25), but Vega's foot was on the bottom rope and the referee restarted the match after being told what happened.  Chaos ensued with Vega deliberately abusing the referee in an attempt to get disqualified; once the official was out of commission, the O'Neals ran interference only for Connors' old bear mascot to make the save.  Connors came very close to capturing the title, but Vega hit a last-ditch Brain Eater(brainbuster onto the knee) for the win (5:06 of the restart; 17:31 total).  After the match, Gateway Heritage Champion Derek Neal entered the ring in an apparent attempt to confront Vega, but Vega simply brushed him aside as he left...Neal turned his attention to the fallen Connors, but Thomas Shire hit the ring and Neal backed off.

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Saturday CSW results from Olathe, KS:

-The Hatekeepers("The Huntsman" Jay Marston & "The Cajun Kid" Shain Boucher) d. Wrex Amadeus & Robin Steele when Boucher pinned Steele after a top-rope Meteora (7:44).
-"The Smokin' Ace" Luke Langley d. "The Southern Flamingo" Kody Lane via brainbuster (11:50).
-Li'l Evil d. "Tiger Pants" Jojo Bravo with a Fujiwara armbar (9:24).
-"The Little Blue Dragon" Tootie Lynn Ramsey d. Maggie Lee after the knee trembler (8:34).
-Anaya Howlett d. Dred Roberts via Samoan Drop (13:38).
-"Second To None" Kenny Alfonso(w/ Scott Tyler) fought "SOUPerstar" Campbell Myers(w/ "Dat Boi" S.K. Bishop) to a no-contest when the cornermen brawled into the ring (11:18).
-Scott Tyler vs. "SOUPerstar" Campbell Myers ended in a no-contest when Kenny Alfonso and S.K. Bishop brawled into the ring (10:34).
-Gabriel The Pizza Boy(w/ Luigi Primo) d. "The Big Strong Boy" Ethan Price in an impromptu street fight with a cross-bodyblock off the top rope (4:32).
-Gil Rogers d. "The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt via jackknife cradle to win the Heavyweight Title (16:37).