Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  "High Voltage" Kat Carter.  Referees:  Evan Gelistico & "The Dad Bod" Sean Orleans.
-"The Naptown Nightmare" Juwan Thomas, "Sensei" Erron Wade, & Cash Kennedy d. Hippie Johnny, Lonzo "Chicano" Romero, & "Plaid" Jackie Thad when Thomas pinned Thad after a Blackhole Slam (10:34).
-"Rock Star" Cordell Cain(w/ Rob Leach) won a four-corner match with "The Gentleman Barbarian" Bruss Hamilton, Anthony "Worldwide" Lopes, and "The Occult Classic" Kai Fayden when he pinned Fayden with a top-rope splash (5:12).
-"Cash Flo" Ken Broadway d. "The Black Diamond" Luke Langley via swinging uranagi into a Flatliner (8:30).  After the match, he thanked the fans for their support and said he had his sights on the Gateway Heritage Title and "Tombstone" Thomas Shire.
-"HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie d. "The Ethereal Succubus" Gwen Neodonna with a crossface chicken wing/camel clutch combo hold (7:15).
-Nihilation("Warhorse" Jake Parnell, Victor Analog, & "Cutthroat" Kenny Kalix) d. "Second To None" Kenny Alfonso, "The Whole Thang" Rahim De La Suede, & "The Limb Ripper" Tommy Davis when Warhorse pinned Davis after the piledriver (11:53).
-Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly d. "Boy No More" Nick King with the knockout forearm smash (7:13).
-"Space Jesus" Billie Starkz fought "The Too Turn't Wild Lucha Unicorn" Laynie Luck to a time-limit draw (20:00).
-"Godspeed" Noah Clover d. "The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy when a pin reversal sequence ended with Noah getting the three-count with a sunset flip (4:58).  Chase Holliday attacked both wrestlers afterwards, which brought out Ashlyn Alexander for their scheduled match.
-"The Worst Person You Know" Chase Holliday d. "The Power Rough Girl" Ashlyn Alexander by knockout/referee stoppage after a spinning backfist by Holliday (5:13).  Sophie King left the commentary table to check on Ashlyn after the bell; as referees and security kept Holliday from attacking Ashlyn with a chair, Victor Analog ran into the ring and laid out Sophie.
-"The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay, "The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt, & "Death Wish" Anakin Murphy vs. "The Guard Dog" Mat Fitchett & The New Guys(Jake Bosche & Scott Stanley) ended in a no-contest when Nihilation attacked both teams (no closing bell; about 12:00).  The chaos boiled down to Wyatt, Anakin, Warhorse, and Kalix in the ring...Anakin had a choice whether to attack Wyatt or Warhorse with a chair, but he chose to fastball the chair into Warhorse's face.  Anakin still refused to fight his brother Kalix, but Nihilation retreated at that point and Wyatt shook Anakin's hand.
-"The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams d. "The Grand Regent" Camaro Jackson to retain the Destination Title.  Williams focused his attack on the ribs after a series of early kicks seemed to do serious damage to Camaro's midsection.  Camaro fought his way back into the matchup and seemed poised to finish with one final lariat, but K.C. Karrington made his presence known at that time.  Greg Jovi left commentary (where Evan Gelistico was filling in) to talk down Karrington, but the distraction allowed Williams to regain his bearings and mount a comeback.  The momentum swung a few times until Williams finally won with the buzzsaw kick (24:28).  Referees and security did all they could to keep Camaro and Karrington separated and Jovi finally announced that they had to end the feud...at Circus Maximus in July in a last-man-standing match!