Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  "High Voltage" Kat Carter.  Referees:  Sean Orleans & ?.
-Country Air("The Guru Of Golden Retriever Energy" Zach Hendrix & "The GOAT" Doc Simmons) d. The Kids' Table(Dexter Daniels & Knox Caulfield); Simmons pinned Daniels after he and Hendrix hit an over-the-shoulder powerslam/top-rope double-stomp combo (4:43).
-Hippie Johnny d. "The Head Diva" Davina Thorne by reversed decision   Thorne initially won after a mule kick to the groin and jumping DDT (3:50), but "Rock Star Made In The STL" Cordell Cain & "Big Money" Rob Leach showed the referee what happened on their camera and the result was overturned.
-"The Naptown Nightmare" Juwan Thomas won a six-way match with Lauren Lockett, "THe Problem Child" Logan Cavazos, "Too Good" Dylan Cole, "Cutthroat" Kenny Kalix, and "El Sazon" Angel Escalera when he pinned Escalera after the Blackhole Slam (5:24).
-"Electric Death" Victor Analog d. "The Street Reaper" Mike Outlaw after a brainbuster to win the Destination Title (10:37).  As Analog celebrated his win, he was interrupted by the return of "Warhorse" Jake Parnell...not just his former mentor, but the man who never lost that title in the ring due to an injury forfeiture.
-"The Worst Person You Know" Chase Holliday, Nick King, & "More Than A Conquerer" Alvin Falcone d. The Revolution(Quest Parker & Anthony "Worldwide" Lopes) & "Godspeed" Noah Clover when Holliday pinned Noah after a muscle buster (8:07).
-Charity King d. "Spitfire" Davey Vega with the King's Kiss(front powerslam) (14:07); Gateway Heritage Champion Mat Fitchett was a bit too late to break up the pin and King took him out with the King's Kiss as well.
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt d. "Zesty" Zakk Sawyers via Achilles Lock (8:37).
-"Heavyweight Hustle" Calvin Tankman d. "The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay after a spinning backfist (10:45).
-"The Grand Regent" Camaro Jackson d. King Rahim De La Suede with the lariat (9:24).
-"The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams d. "The Canadian Dragon" Shimbashi via Texas Cloverleaf (11:00).  Williams delivered a post-match buzzsaw kick and beat down Shimbashi until being warned by the official.
-The Collab(WWEID Women's Champion "The Too Turnt't Lucha Unicorn" Laynie Luck & "HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie) d. "The Black Diamond" Luke Langley & "The Leader Of The Back" Stephen Wolf; Shazza hit the splits Stunner on Langley and Laynie followed up with the Unicorn Cutter(flying Cutter off the second rope), allowing Shazza to get the pinfall (11:23).
-Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly d. "The Power Rough Girl" Ashlyn Alexander via referee stoppage after Connelly leveled Ashlyn with a forearm smash and beat her down on the mat until the referee called for the bell (7:17).
-"The Gunslinger" Mat Fitchett d. "Death Wish" Anakin Murphy in an Anarchy Rules Match to retain the Gateway Heritage Title; as a result, Anakin cannot challenge for the belt for two years.  Davey Vega & Nick King came out to back up Fitchett but Fitchett waved them off.  Anakin came very close to victory more than once, but it was not to be as Fitchett delivered a well-timed low blow before finishing with the cradle piledriver (18:47).  Despite the loss, Anakin vowed to keep on fighting in his wrestling career.