WWE Raw

-Commentators: Jerry Lawler & Michael Cole.
-The Rock opened the show, assuring the fans that he wasn't done with wrestling and wanted to be WWE Champion again some day...hmm.
-Santino Marella won a triple threat match with Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger(w/ Vickie Guerrero) to retain the U.S. Title; the heels got their signals crossed long enough for Santino to catapult Ziggler into the turnbuckles, then hit Swagger with the Cobra for the win. The heels tried to chase down Marella after the match but Brodus Clay(w/ Funkettes) gave him an assist.
-Lord Tensai(fka A-Train)(w/ Adeshi, fka Kazma Sakamoto in FCW) d. Alex Riley via ref stoppage after the Baldo Bomb. Tensai put Riley in the CLAWWWWW~! after the match.
-Mark Henry d. WWE Champion C.M. Punk by countout after throwing Punk out of the ring to counter a bulldog attempt; Punk retained the WWE Title. Johnny Ace(w/ David Otunga) warned Punk that worse would follow, then Chris Jericho dumped a bottle of beer on him before breaking the bottle over his head.
-World Champion Sheamus O'Shaunessy is interrupted by the returning Alberto Del Rio(w/ Ricardo Rodriguez) to set up a match on Smackdown; Sheamus takes him out with the Brogue Kick to shut him up.
-Kofi Kingston d. Cody Rhodes via Trouble In Paradise after Intercontinental Champion The Big Show distracted Cody with stills of their WrestleMania match on the TitanTron.
-Abraham Washington proposed a business partnership with Mark Henry backstage...
-Mike Mizanin d. Zack Ryder with the Skull-Crushing Finale.
-John Cena closed the show...he wanted to graciously congratulate The Rock on his win. However, it wasn't The Rock that came out...it was the returning BROCK LESNAR. Brock offered a handshake only to pull Cena into an F-5...welcome back.