Saturday DPW Results From Fenton, MO

-"Young & Dangerous" Evan Morris d. "The Alternative" Ozzie Gallagher.  Gallagher initially won after an inverted DDT with feet on the ropes for illegal leverage (6:47), but Keon Option told the referee and the bout was restarted.  That led to Morris rolling up Gallagher for the pin (6:52 total).
-Executive Director Mark Bland brought out Heavyweight Champion Mike Outlaw and Ricky Cruz.  Cruz said he had more respect for Outlaw this time around and would regain his title tonight.  Outlaw slapped Ricky in the face and said that, with all due respect, they were now even.
-The Mathmagician vs. Draco Verdadero ended in a no-contest when Attila Khan attacked both men (0:47).  Ricky Cruz hit the ring with a chair, but Khan shrugged off the attack and it took several referees and security guards to get Khan out of the ring.
-Elvis Aliaga(w/ Lucy Mendez) d. Justin D'Air after Lucy tripped D'Air on the ring apron, allowing Aliaga to bring him back into the ring with the T.C.B.(Falcon Arrow) for the win (11:35).
-"Walking Reality" Dan Walsh d. Keon Option after Ozzie Gallagher's distraction allowed Walsh to get the rollup pin with a handful of tights (8:27).  Option challenged Gallagher to face him in the ring next month.
-High Level Enterprise(Jack Gamble & Jon Webb) d. The Bumrush Brothers("The Don Mega" Shorty Biggs & Outtkast); Gamble hit an inverted suplex on Outtkast and Webb followed up with a basement dropkick for the pinfall (14:05).
-Mark Bland had a verbal confrontation with Travis Cook and Alexander P. Dixon, Esquire over the recent suspension of "Ironman" Ken Kasa...that led to Travis bringing out his newest acquisition, Jake Dirden.
-"Dirdey" Jake Dirden d. Jackal with the Asiatic Spike (15:34); the referee ejected Travis Cook, Alexander Dixon, and The Black Hand Warriors from ringside early in the matchup.  Dirden complained that people had forgotten about him in the title picture and he was going back after "his" championship...but Jackal said that he never submitted(he passed out in the hold) and challenged Dirden to an I Quit Match in April.
-Brandon Espinosa(w/ Lucy Mendez) d. "The Yoga Monster" Mike Sydal via brainbuster (10:50).
-Tag Team Champions The Black Hand Warriors(Michael Magnuson, Dave DeLorean, & Jayden Fenix)(w/ Travis Cook) d. Guns & Beer(Bo Gott, Duke Cornell, & Joey Anderson)(w/ Miss Nikki Paris); Magnuson and DeLorean delivered stereo Tombstones on Gott and Anderson with Fenix delivering a double-stomp from the top rope to "spike" both maneuvers.  Fenix got the three-count on Anderson after that (16:34).
-"The King Of Chaos" Ricky Cruz d. Heavyweight Champion Mike Outlaw by DQ when Brandon Espinosa attacked Cruz (10:53).  Attila Khan joined the fray and Outlaw and Cruz had to temporarily unite to fend off the intruders.