AEW Dynamite

 -Commentators:  Jim Ross, Tony Schiavone, & "The Human Suplex Machine" Taz.
-F.T.R.(Dax Hardwood & Cash Wheeler)(w/ Tully Blanchard) d. Private Party(Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy); Harwood pinned Quen after he and Wheeler hit the Goodnight Express(Flapjack-into-Codebreaker) (12:53).
-The Jurassic Express(Luchasaurus & "Jungle Boy" Jack Perry) & The Natural Nightmares("The Natural" Dustin Rhodes & "God's Gift" Q.T. Marshall)(w/ "Mr. Fun Size" Marko Stunt) d. The Lucha Brothers(Pentagon Jr. & Rey Fenix), "The Butcher" Andy Williams, & "The Blade" Braxton Sutter when Jungle Boy rolled up Blade (9:46).  An argument ensued between the two losing teams, but "The Mad King" Eddie Kingston played peacemaker.
-Tag Team Champion "The Cleaner" Kenny Omega & The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson) d. The Dark Order("#3" Alex Reynolds, "#4" John Silver, & "#5" Alan Angels) when Omega pinned Angels with the One-Winged Angel(electric chair Michinoku Driver) (11:19).
-Darby Allin d. Will Hobbs with the Coffin Drop(blind top-rope senton) (2:50).  "Absolute" Ricky Starks came out dressed up like Darby, distracting him from a sneak attack by FTW Champion "They Call Him A Machine" Brian Cage.
-Deadly Draw Women's Tag Team Tournament Final:  "La Sicaria" Ivelisse Velez & Diamante Zuniga d. The Nightmare Sisters(Brandi Rhodes & Allie Dennis)(w/ Dustin Rhodes & Q.T. Marshall) to win the tournament when Ivelisse pinned Allie after a low roundhouse kick (9:32).  Veda Scott did commentary.
-"The Exalted One" Brodie Lee d. "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes(w/ "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson) with the discus lariat to win the TNT Title (3:11).  The whole Dark Order(Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, Alex Reynolds, John Silver, Alan Angels, "#10" Preston Vance, & "The Star Of The Show" Anna Jay) celebrated with Brodie after the match, leading to a gang attack on Arn and Cody, Dustin Rhodes, Q.T. Marshall, and even Brandi Rhodes(at the hands of Anna Jay).
-Dynamite airs on Thursday next week!