Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Dynamite + ROH

AEW Dynamite

-Commentators:  Jim Ross, Tony Schiavone, & Excalibur.
-"They Call Him A Machine" Brian Cage(w/ "Absolute" Ricky Starks, "Powerhouse" Will Hobbs, & Hook) d. "Hangman" Adam Page with the Drill Claw(vertical suplex into sitout Tombstone)  (5:49); "The Human Suplex Machine" Taz did commentary..  Team Taz attacked Page before the match before The Dark Order ran them off, but the damage was done.
-Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks(Matt & Nick Jackson)(w/ Brandon Cutler) d. "Rebourne" Matt Sydal & "The Yoga Monster" Mike Sydal(non-title); Don Callis did commentary.  Matt Jackson hit Mike Sydal with a low blow, then Nick pinned Mike after he and Matt hit the BTE-Trigger(double short-arm pump knees) (8:42 aired).  After the match, SoCal Uncensored("The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels & "The Heavy Metal Rebel" Frankie Kazarian) challenged the Bucks for the Tag Team Titles.
-"Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy(w/ Trent Barreta) d. Penta El Cero Miedo(w/ Alex Abrahantes) when he used Abrahantes' microphone to deliver the Orange Punch(Superman Punch) behind the referee's back (13:05).
-"The Galaxy's Greatest Alien" Kris Statlander(w/ "Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy) d. "The Superbad Girl" Penelope Ford(w/ "Superbad" Kip Sabian) after the Big Bang Theory(cradle Tombstone) (6:22 aired).  Afterwards, "The Best Man" Miroslav Barnyashev beat down Sabian.
-The Factory("God's Gift" Q.T. Marshall, Nick Comoroto, & Aaron Solow)(w/ "The Guv'nor" Anthony Ogogo) d. "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes, Billy Gunn, & "Big Shotty" Lee Johnson; Q.T. pinned Johnson after Ogogo interfered with a body blow behind the referee's back (6:44 plus brawling before the bell).  Austin & Colten Gunn joined the fight after the bell, then "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes cut off Q.T.'s attempt to retreat.
-Darby Allin(w/ Sting) d. "#10" Preston Vance(w/ The Dark Order) to retain the TNT Title when he kicked off the turnbuckles to counter the full nelson and rolled on top for the pin (12:15).  "All Ego" Ethan Page got in a cheapshot on Darby late in the bout but it didn't affect the outcome.  Page & Scorpio Sky attacked Darby & Sting afterwards until "The Murderhawk" Lance Archer(w/ Jake "The Snake" Roberts) and #10 ran them off.
-Next week:  The Inner Circle("The Demo God" Chris Jericho/"The Spanish God" Sammy Guevara/Proud & Powerful(Angel Ortiz & Santana Draztik)/"The Big Hurt" Jake Hager) vs. The Pinnacle(Maxwell Jacob Friedman/Fear The Revelation(Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler)/"Mr. Mayhem" Michael Wardlow/"The Chairman" Shawn Spears) in a Blood & Guts Match, plus Jon Moxley & "The Mad King" Eddie Kingston vs. Heavyweight Champion "The Cleaner" Kenny Omega & Michael T. Nakazawa, Cody Rhodes vs. Q.T. Marshall, and SoCal Uncensored vs. The Jurassic Express(Luchasaurus & "Jungle Boy" Jack Perry) vs. The Acclaimed("Platinum" Max Caster & "The Five-Tool Player" Anthony Bowens) vs. The Varsity Blondes("Bulletproof" Brian Pillman Jr. & "The Ivy League M.V.P." Griff Garrison).
-In two weeks:  Jon Moxley vs. Yuji Nagata for the IWGP U.S. Title(!).

ROH Women's Division Wednesday

-Commentators:  Ian Riccaboni, Quinn McKay, Caprice "Ice" Coleman, & Maria Kanellis-Bennett.
-"The Renaissance Woman" Hyan & "The Party Unicorn" Laynie Luck fought Max The Impaler & "The Prodigy" Rok-C to a time-limit draw (15:00; 14:40 by my stopwatch).

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