Saturday CHWA Results From Edwardsville, IL

-Ring announcer: Chris Roedel. Referees: Freddy Jack Funkhouser, Jeb, & ArVonta Thurman. Commentators: Patrick Brandmeyer, Mike Midas, & The Guido.
-Anthony "Worldwide" Lopes won a triple threat match with Brandon Espinosa and Rolo Haynes; Espinosa had Haynes covered, but Lopes broke it up with a swanton bomb and scored the fall on Haynes himself (7:43).
-Alexis Valentine's scheduled match never got started as "Captain Bad Attitude" James Brady attacked him at ringside, leading to Valentine needing to be assisted back to the dressing room area.
-Iorio The Juggalo d. Waylon Phoenix by DQ to retain the 1-Up Title; Ramsey Rancid came to ringside, seemingly holding Waylon's pet toy alligator hostage and forcing Waylon to do his bidding. Rancid passed Iorio's title belt into the ring and Waylon blatantly hit Iorio with it, causing the disqualification (6:45). Iorio's rough night wasn't over, as after Waylon & Rancid had left ringside, a hooded masked man jumped the guardrail and attacked Iorio from behind before escaping back over the guardrail.
-Jake Prater d. Alister Crow(w/ Ramsey Rancid) after a miscommunication between Crow & Rancid led to Prater winning with a spinning uranagi (4:10).
-The Junkies For Fame("The Avatar Of Excellence J.S.O." Jeff O'Connor & "The Doctor Of Decadence" Dallas Stevens) d. Marquis Harris & Jalon Strong to retain the Tag Team Titles; Stevens pinned Strong after he and J.S.O. hit the Dudley Death Drop (4:51).
-Big Daddy Dion d. "Rock Star Made" Cordell Cain(w/ International Champion "The Anomaly" I.P. Mason) via jackknife cradle (5:50). The Gateway Underground duo beat down Dion after the bell until 5* Jesse Jay made a surprising return to save his former ally.
-"The Top Of The Pyramid" Dante Pharaoh d. "The Dragonfly" Chris Exodus(w/ Rocky Baxter) via Crippler Crossface when Exodus passed out in the hold and the referee stopped the bout (8:43).
-Kenneth Collins fought Johnny Banks to a double countout (7:07); this was announced as Collins' last match. Collins spoke to the fans after the bout and, as he did at the start of his career, took a series of knife-edge chops from members of the roster to end his career.
-Quest Parker d. "The Power Rough Girl" Ashlyn Alexander after a Pele Kick (6:45).
-The Cousins Of Destruction("Big Vik" Viktor Von Stein & "Captain Bad Attitude" James Brady) d. Heavyweight Champion "The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride & "The Black Panther" Johnathan Zulu(w/ Rocky Baxter); Brady delivered a low blow to L-Ride behind the referee's back, allowing Vik to capitalize with a huge chokeslam to pin the champion (9:45).