Saturday, March 22, 2025

Saturday IEW Results From Highland, IL

-Ring announcer:  Tyler Cooley.  Referee:  Freddy Jack Funkhouser.  Commentators:  The Guido & Mike Midas.
-Eagle Eye & Vincent Sawyer came out to start the show but they were attacked by the members of Class Action(Heavyweight Champion Justin Poole, Midwest Champion Johnny Berkley, & Tag Team Champions Tyler Nyte & Sidney J. Manson, w/ James Alan Marks).  Dysfunction(Brandon Espinosa, Jodi Ultra, & Ramsey Rancid) came out as well, but Commissioner "WAR" Chris Riot restored order.  Noting that Poole was still not medically cleared to return to action, WAR was ready to strip Poole of the championship, but Espinosa convinced him to crown an Interim Champion instead.  As a result, the main event would be Eagle Eye(Poole's scheduled challenger) against an opponent of Espy's choosing to crown an interim titleholder.
-Devin & Steven O'Neal d. Class Action(Tyler Nyte & Sidney J. Manson)(w/ James Alan Marks) to win the Tag Team Titles.  Nyte was distracted by Lazarus Rose appearing with his old Parasyte mask, leading to Manson being pinned by Devin after the O'Neals' double sitout chokeslam (8:48).
-Dysfunction(Jodi Ultra & Ramsey Rancid)(w/ Sean Justice) d. Iorio The Juggalo & Alister Crow; Iorio & Crow made very few tags during the match, leading to Crow finally getting fed up and hitting his own partner with a splash off the top rope.  Crow left Iorio for dead, leading to Ultra finishing him off with a pendulum piledriver(a la Mark Davis); referee Freddy Jack Funkhouser(who's had connections to Dysfunction in the past) made a fast three-count on the pin (9:58).
-Johnny Berkley(w/ "The King Of Thrash" James Alan Marks) d. Vincent Sawyer with a fireman's-carry sideway slam to retain the Midwest Title (6:59).
-Rynar The Hooligan d. Brandon Espinosa via double-leg takedown into a rollup pin (12:08).  Jodi Ultra & Ramsey Rancid hit the ring to help Espy dish out some post-match retribution for the loss, capped off with Espy delivering a solo Conchairto to the fallen Hooligan.
-"The Undeniable" Corey Andrews d. Waylon Phoenix after an inverted swinging neckbreaker (5:20).  Andrews stared down Midwest Champion Johnny Berkley afterwards.
-Lazarus Rose d. "The Dragonfly" Chris Exodus; Tyler Nyte appeared at ringside wearing his Parasyte mask, seemingly in support of his former tag partner.  Members of Dysfunction(Jodi Ultra, Ramsey Rancid, & Sean Justice) distracted the referee, giving Rose the opening to shoot off a confetti blaster in Exodus' face as he was perched on the top rope.  Rose took Exodus down from the turnbuckles with a Diamond Cutter and scored the victory (11:35).
-5* Jesse Jay d. "The Sensational" Eagle Eye(w/ Vincent Sawyer) to become the Interim Heavyweight Champion.  "The King Of Thrash" Justin Poole came out to ringside and the referee got occupied with Sawyer's protests, allowing Poole to shove Eagle Eye off the top rope into a mid-air Diamond Cutter by Jay to end the match (11:42).

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